my wife actually bought something similar to that called Poopourri
did the same thing - spray the water and it creates a "layer".
It actually worked but lets face it, if you are at the point where you are carrying that around to hid the horrendous smell of your poop - go see a doctor or consider changing your diet.
I just keep a book of matches around.
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
I was always of the impression that your poop does not emit an odor once it is fully underwater.
Those ladies who want to pretend that their sh_t doesn't stink need to raise the seat and shimmy their butt down into the bowl until their as_hole is underwater!
Of course there is some danger that if they fart someone will think they're drowning and kick in the door to save them!
Last edited by GunReader; 11/01/16.
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I was always of the impression that your poop does not emit an odor once it is fully underwater.
Those ladies who want to pretend that their sh_t doesn't stink need to raise the seat and shimmy their butt down into the bowl until their as_hole is underwater!
Of course there is some danger that if they fart someone will think they're drowning and kick in the door to save them!
LMOA!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
had a guy working for me yrs ago that took a dump at a office building we were replacing the carpet at. there were people gagging, everyone cleared the building for about an hr.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
We both got a laugh. I've always said people would buy canned schidt. They might as well buy a can of anti-schidt too.
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
had a guy working for me yrs ago that took a dump at a office building we were replacing the carpet at. there were people gagging, everyone cleared the building for about an hr.
LOL!
Rog, we got a complaint call at our office one day that one of our traffic signal repair men emptied a business where he had used their facilities. The dude was some kinda pizzed off making the call!!! I mean livid!!! LOL!!!
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
Wife wants me to use it, to which I respond; "why, I'm a Naval Aviator and everyone knows myshit doesn't stink"...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
Amazon sells it but the prices are high. $30 for a little squirt bottle is a bit steep. There are other brands that sell for less. V I POO
I'm not sure which I find stranger.....that someone invented this stuff...or that you spent the time to price shop it.... I think it might be time for you to go back to work...
