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Damn right, I'm all hat and no stinking cattle. And proud of it.

I can buy all the beef I want from you cowpussies who seem to love herding those stinking beasts.

Right now I'm looking out over tens of thousands of acres from my 5.2 acre RANCH, while enjoying a glass of wine. What's wrong with that?

Maybe tomorrow I'll send some of my people out to bring in a heifer or two.

Some people want a fancy house, some want acreage.


Some are lucky enough to afford both.



I can't afford either.

Best to have an old house with a small yard. Landscaping is a damn waste of money.

Fancy houses are a damn waste of money too.

Indoor plumbing, heat and beer in the fridge is good enough.

Trifecta.

Even the indoor plumbing is overrated sometimes.

All 5 acre raunches should come with a bidet

There are [bleep] loads of ranches here.

Real ranches or 5.2 acre residential lots?

The difference between a 5.2 acre ranch and a real one is 5.2 acres ain't enough room to park the equipment to keep a real ranch operational...

The Spanky Spinach Ranchette... that would look good over the gate. The perfect place to sit over a glass of wine and look out over tens of thousands of acres (that someone else owns) and feel superior about having to summon your "peeps" to come wipe your ass for you...

I am looking out and can see two nations (USA & Mexico) three states (New Mexico,Texas and Chihuahua) along with mountains,desert and the most bluest of blue skies.

longest goodbye in history

Not one blade of grass on my RANCH. Mostly forested; Doug fir, madrone, and oak.

Once we get settled in I'm going to take my rifle and some victuals and set out to explore the far boundaries of this magnificent RANCH.

This is the longest damned goodbye.......ever.

Ya I'd take my rifle if I were you. You might see a killer rabbit that's after you. Enjoy your 30 min walk. If you get into to any trouble just call the wife, she will come save you.

He's bored Raeford. No grapes to raise, nothing to do.

Or call JeffO, I hear tell he's pretty good at finding his way around those YUGE ranches.

He didn't work on the grapes, he hired guys to do it...then took 5,000 pictures of the progress. He's a lazy wanta be, just sit on your porch and shoot antennas, and tell more lies.

Or,when he gets lost,he can fire 3 rounds into the air and "his people" will come and pick him up in their ATV.

LMFAO! You and Jeff0 will both be lost. You better pack a lunch and a box of whine.

Residential lots

"Poor Mexico, so far from God, and so close to Texas" -Porfirio Diaz

"Ay Chihuahua!" -Sycamore