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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2005
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Company builds what they bill as computer that knows everything. For introduction to the market, they hold a contest to determine 100 people to try and stump the machine for $1,000,000. Big day arrives. Event covered live by mainstream media. First 99 contestants try and fail. #100 approaches the stage with a smug look. Asks the machine: "Where is my father?" Machine spits out answer: "Fly-fishing in Montana." Man triumphantly waves death certificate dated five years previous. Independent panel of judges feels that in order to declare the man a winner the machine should be given a chance at redemption. Suggest that man reword the question. Man asks, "Where is my mother's husband?" Machine replies: "Your mother's husband has been dead for five years. Your father just landed a 3# trout."
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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