My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEOs are now playing miniature golf
Pfizer just laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ounce burger.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Last edited by OldmanoftheSea; 07/20/22.
