Four worms were placed in four separate test tubes:
1st in cheap beer 2nd in French wine 3rd in Bourbon whiskey 4th in mineral water
The next day, the teacher shows the results:
The 1st worm in beer, dead. The 2nd in wine, dead. The 3rd in whiskey, dead. The 4th in mineral water, alive and healthy.
The teacher asks the class:
What do we learn from this experience?
And a child responds: Whoever drinks beer, wine and whiskey won't get worms.
James Pepper: There's no law west of Dodge and no God west of the Pecos. Right, Mr. Chisum? John Chisum: Wrong, Mr. Pepper. Because no matter where people go, sooner or later there's the law. And sooner or later they find God's already been there.
