Not sure if this should stand alone or should be in the family problems section. But here it is.
Gettin a bit weary of my wifes physical abuse. It seems like every time I grab a handful of ass or boob I get hit. But tonight was another level that has me thinking it's gone too far.
She was sitting in the kitchen floor playing with a cat. I had to walk several extra steps around her to get to the sink so's I could rinse my pilsner glass & put it back in the freezer. Just as I walked past her I had a strong urge to squeeze off a relaxing pass of gas so I stopped a let it happen. And that's when a new level of abuse started in my happy home......... She kicked the ever livin cowboy chit out of me. She's really fast & accurate, so thinking I should deal with this before I suffer even more.
What to do about her? Any suggestions appreciated.
Only remedy is to do the same in bed with her, and then pull the sheet over her head.
"...aspire to live quietly, and to mind your own affairs, and to work with your hands, as we instructed you, so that you may walk properly before outsiders and be dependent on no one." - Paul to the church in Thessalonica.
Next time you are goin at it doggy style tell her this is her sisters favorite position.... if you can hang on 8 seconds you win.... trust me on this...
Originally Posted by Judman PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Next time you are goin at it doggy style tell her this is her sisters favorite position.... if you can hang on 8 seconds you win.... trust me on this...
Rodeo Fckg
Originally Posted By: slumlord
people that text all day get on my nerves
just knowing that people are out there with that ability,....just makes me wanna punch myself in the balls
Act like a lady, and I am a gentleman, to the extreme. That should warn potential crazies, because if you raise your hand to me like a man, I am unchivalrous to an equal degree. I have never been in a relationship with such, because I learned to spot them as a young man. But I pounded the schit out of a gal in school for grabbing me by the hair and attempting to punch me. You cannot imagine the hue and cry when I was unapologetic. She was bigger than me, and attacking me. She FAFO. Again, act the lady, I will be as gentlemanly as they come. Start a war, you ain’t a lady anymore, and I will not be abused without answering it in kind and then some. Probably why I ended up with a woman who has always been a lady and given me no reason to be anything but a gentleman. A good man is always good to ladies and children. Doesn’t mean folks acting badly have nothing to fear from him.
Next time you are goin at it doggy style tell her this is her sisters favorite position.... if you can hang on 8 seconds you win.... trust me on this...
If you value your marriage, get couples counseling right away. Something tells me your young. Stop grabbing your wife and give her some flowers, etc. . Read about relationship skills. There is an old saying.. it’s cheaper to keep her. Best of luck! Alan
Next time you are goin at it doggy style tell her this is her sisters favorite position.... if you can hang on 8 seconds you win.... trust me on this...
Or just say bark bitch! Works the same!
That's disrespectful and abusive...... not the same
Originally Posted by Judman PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
It seems like every time I grab a handful of ass or boob I get hit.
Grab ya a handful of vaginer.
Last edited by High_Noon; 11/17/23.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
If you value your marriage, get couples counseling right away. Something tells me your young. Stop grabbing your wife and give her some flowers, etc. . Read about relationship skills. There is an old saying.. it’s cheaper to keep her. Best of luck! Alan
Losing proposition. About 90% of marriage counselors are women.
