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Stink bait is the best bait.... 
Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Not sure if this should stand alone or should be in the family problems section. But here it is.
Gettin a bit weary of my wifes physical abuse. It seems like every time I grab a handful of ass or boob I get hit. But tonight was another level that has me thinking it's gone too far.
She was sitting in the kitchen floor playing with a cat. I had to walk several extra steps around her to get to the sink so's I could rinse my pilsner glass & put it back in the freezer. Just as I walked past her I had a strong urge to squeeze off a relaxing pass of gas so I stopped a let it happen. And that's when a new level of abuse started in my happy home......... She kicked the ever livin cowboy chit out of me. She's really fast & accurate, so thinking I should deal with this before I suffer even more.
What to do about her? Any suggestions appreciated. Empty a can of bear repellant into her face....then grab two handfuls of boob while she's crying and rubbing her eyes.
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Sounds to me like she needs to give serious consideration to finding a new husband. That will solve her serious problem rather quickly. I'd also bet that her "behavior" would be significantly different. I've told her that if she'd pick up some beer for me while she's in town that I'd dance at her next wedding. She quickly informed me that she never wanted another man ever again. Have I ruined men for her? or am I impossible to replace? I'm pretty sure she's not gay or Bi as I've tried to bring another woman into the fold & she wouldn't hear of it. So many mixed signals.
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Sounds to me like she needs to give serious consideration to finding a new husband. That will solve her serious problem rather quickly. I'd also bet that her "behavior" would be significantly different.
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Sounds to me like she needs to give serious consideration to finding a new husband. That will solve her serious problem rather quickly. I'd also bet that her "behavior" would be significantly different. I've told her that if she'd pick up some beer for me while she's in town that I'd dance at her next wedding. She quickly informed me that she never wanted another man ever again. Have I ruined men for her? or am I impossible to replace? I'm pretty sure she's not gay or Bi as I've tried to bring another woman into the fold & she wouldn't hear of it. So many mixed signals. Blow up dolls will put up with anything!
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Sounds to me like she needs to give serious consideration to finding a new husband. That will solve her serious problem rather quickly. I'd also bet that her "behavior" would be significantly different. I've told her that if she'd pick up some beer for me while she's in town that I'd dance at her next wedding. She quickly informed me that she never wanted another man ever again. Have I ruined men for her? or am I impossible to replace? I'm pretty sure she's not gay or Bi as I've tried to bring another woman into the fold & she wouldn't hear of it. So many mixed signals. Blow up dolls will put up with anything! Blow up dolls are so 1980... they have much better these days... hell wimmens becoming obsolete
Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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"blow up dolls will put up with anything."
Not me, I cypher with a sharp pencil.
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You don't communicate well. Oh I don't know, I think maybe she got the message across.........
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Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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Hook, line, and sinker for many. LOL Well done, gunzo.
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What a wonderful entertaining Friday night at the campfire.... I salute gunzo.... 
Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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I can't I read this whole thread to see if bipolar ballz would chime in, oh well on to the next bit of drama. 
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You don't communicate well. Oh I don't know, I think maybe she got the message across......... Simple enough without a lot of drama. Maybe I should have just said; excuse me.
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You need to get some laughter back into your marriage. Humor makes women happy.
Next time, ask her to pull your finger.
Really, it’s the little things that make the difference.
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Hook, line, and sinker for many. LOL Well done, gunzo. What a wonderful entertaining Friday night at the campfire.... I salute gunzo.... That onery assed old woman & I been together for about 37 years now. Both our second. Ups & downs for sure. But all in all we've had a pretty good time if I may say so myself.
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Sounds to me like she needs to give serious consideration to finding a new husband. That will solve her serious problem rather quickly. I'd also bet that her "behavior" would be significantly different. I've told her that if she'd pick up some beer for me while she's in town that I'd dance at her next wedding. She quickly informed me that she never wanted another man ever again. Have I ruined men for her? or am I impossible to replace? I'm pretty sure she's not gay or Bi as I've tried to bring another woman into the fold & she wouldn't hear of it. So many mixed signals. I’m sorry you’re having to put up with an abusive wife, you deserve so much better. Prayers sent!
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The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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In a relationship you can either be Tarzan or Jane. Maybe time to educate her who's who.
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I'm glad that my wife and I aren't a bunch of stick in the ass prudes. I always grope her. She even seems to expect it when I walk by her. I swear some here sound like they won't even fart outside of a bathroom.
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I never used farts, burps or other unseemly bodily functions as part of my mating repertoire. When my wife and I were dating she told me how her brother would Dutch oven his (now ex) wife and in doing so caused reasonable grounds for divorce…or at least murder. I filed that away, easily. Years later I found myself helplessly unsuspecting of such an assault…especially unprovoked and at the hands of my most trusted adviser. I never reciprocated and I’m one of the only guys I know that doesn’t bust out laughing at boorish behavior. 😂
Several years ago my wife told me to not get a big head but she’s noticed that my farts and my sh.it doesn’t stink….it took her longer to realize that than I expected but it’s mostly true. 😉
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What to do about her? Any suggestions appreciated. Seek counsel from the little old lady in the Seafoarm sweater... If you can't reach her directly... Ask ANYONE... from Oregon.
If you are not actively engaging EVERY enemy you encounter... you are allowing another to fight for you... and that is cowardice... plain and simple.
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