Not sure if this should stand alone or should be in the family problems section. But here it is.
Gettin a bit weary of my wifes physical abuse. It seems like every time I grab a handful of ass or boob I get hit. But tonight was another level that has me thinking it's gone too far.
She was sitting in the kitchen floor playing with a cat. I had to walk several extra steps around her to get to the sink so's I could rinse my pilsner glass & put it back in the freezer. Just as I walked past her I had a strong urge to squeeze off a relaxing pass of gas so I stopped a let it happen. And that's when a new level of abuse started in my happy home......... She kicked the ever livin cowboy chit out of me. She's really fast & accurate, so thinking I should deal with this before I suffer even more.
What to do about her? Any suggestions appreciated.
Only remedy is to do the same in bed with her, and then pull the sheet over her head.
"...aspire to live quietly, and to mind your own affairs, and to work with your hands, as we instructed you, so that you may walk properly before outsiders and be dependent on no one." - Paul to the church in Thessalonica.
Next time you are goin at it doggy style tell her this is her sisters favorite position.... if you can hang on 8 seconds you win.... trust me on this...
Originally Posted by Judman PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Next time you are goin at it doggy style tell her this is her sisters favorite position.... if you can hang on 8 seconds you win.... trust me on this...
Rodeo Fckg
Originally Posted By: slumlord
people that text all day get on my nerves
just knowing that people are out there with that ability,....just makes me wanna punch myself in the balls
Act like a lady, and I am a gentleman, to the extreme. That should warn potential crazies, because if you raise your hand to me like a man, I am unchivalrous to an equal degree. I have never been in a relationship with such, because I learned to spot them as a young man. But I pounded the schit out of a gal in school for grabbing me by the hair and attempting to punch me. You cannot imagine the hue and cry when I was unapologetic. She was bigger than me, and attacking me. She FAFO. Again, act the lady, I will be as gentlemanly as they come. Start a war, you ain’t a lady anymore, and I will not be abused without answering it in kind and then some. Probably why I ended up with a woman who has always been a lady and given me no reason to be anything but a gentleman. A good man is always good to ladies and children. Doesn’t mean folks acting badly have nothing to fear from him.
Next time you are goin at it doggy style tell her this is her sisters favorite position.... if you can hang on 8 seconds you win.... trust me on this...
If you value your marriage, get couples counseling right away. Something tells me your young. Stop grabbing your wife and give her some flowers, etc. . Read about relationship skills. There is an old saying.. it’s cheaper to keep her. Best of luck! Alan
Next time you are goin at it doggy style tell her this is her sisters favorite position.... if you can hang on 8 seconds you win.... trust me on this...
Or just say bark bitch! Works the same!
That's disrespectful and abusive...... not the same
Originally Posted by Judman PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
It seems like every time I grab a handful of ass or boob I get hit.
Grab ya a handful of vaginer.
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If you value your marriage, get couples counseling right away. Something tells me your young. Stop grabbing your wife and give her some flowers, etc. . Read about relationship skills. There is an old saying.. it’s cheaper to keep her. Best of luck! Alan
Losing proposition. About 90% of marriage counselors are women.
Not sure if this should stand alone or should be in the family problems section. But here it is.
Gettin a bit weary of my wifes physical abuse. It seems like every time I grab a handful of ass or boob I get hit. But tonight was another level that has me thinking it's gone too far.
She was sitting in the kitchen floor playing with a cat. I had to walk several extra steps around her to get to the sink so's I could rinse my pilsner glass & put it back in the freezer. Just as I walked past her I had a strong urge to squeeze off a relaxing pass of gas so I stopped a let it happen. And that's when a new level of abuse started in my happy home......... She kicked the ever livin cowboy chit out of me. She's really fast & accurate, so thinking I should deal with this before I suffer even more.
What to do about her? Any suggestions appreciated.
Empty a can of bear repellant into her face....then grab two handfuls of boob while she's crying and rubbing her eyes.
"To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical."-- Thomas Jefferson
Sounds to me like she needs to give serious consideration to finding a new husband. That will solve her serious problem rather quickly. I'd also bet that her "behavior" would be significantly different.
I've told her that if she'd pick up some beer for me while she's in town that I'd dance at her next wedding. She quickly informed me that she never wanted another man ever again.
Have I ruined men for her? or am I impossible to replace?
I'm pretty sure she's not gay or Bi as I've tried to bring another woman into the fold & she wouldn't hear of it.
Sounds to me like she needs to give serious consideration to finding a new husband. That will solve her serious problem rather quickly. I'd also bet that her "behavior" would be significantly different.
Sounds to me like she needs to give serious consideration to finding a new husband. That will solve her serious problem rather quickly. I'd also bet that her "behavior" would be significantly different.
I've told her that if she'd pick up some beer for me while she's in town that I'd dance at her next wedding. She quickly informed me that she never wanted another man ever again.
Have I ruined men for her? or am I impossible to replace?
I'm pretty sure she's not gay or Bi as I've tried to bring another woman into the fold & she wouldn't hear of it.
Sounds to me like she needs to give serious consideration to finding a new husband. That will solve her serious problem rather quickly. I'd also bet that her "behavior" would be significantly different.
I've told her that if she'd pick up some beer for me while she's in town that I'd dance at her next wedding. She quickly informed me that she never wanted another man ever again.
Have I ruined men for her? or am I impossible to replace?
I'm pretty sure she's not gay or Bi as I've tried to bring another woman into the fold & she wouldn't hear of it.
So many mixed signals.
Blow up dolls will put up with anything!
Blow up dolls are so 1980... they have much better these days... hell wimmens becoming obsolete
Originally Posted by Judman PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Hook, line, and sinker for many. LOL Well done, gunzo.
Originally Posted by irfubar
What a wonderful entertaining Friday night at the campfire.... I salute gunzo....
That onery assed old woman & I been together for about 37 years now. Both our second. Ups & downs for sure. But all in all we've had a pretty good time if I may say so myself.
Sounds to me like she needs to give serious consideration to finding a new husband. That will solve her serious problem rather quickly. I'd also bet that her "behavior" would be significantly different.
I've told her that if she'd pick up some beer for me while she's in town that I'd dance at her next wedding. She quickly informed me that she never wanted another man ever again.
Have I ruined men for her? or am I impossible to replace?
I'm pretty sure she's not gay or Bi as I've tried to bring another woman into the fold & she wouldn't hear of it.
So many mixed signals.
I’m sorry you’re having to put up with an abusive wife, you deserve so much better. Prayers sent!
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
I'm glad that my wife and I aren't a bunch of stick in the ass prudes. I always grope her. She even seems to expect it when I walk by her. I swear some here sound like they won't even fart outside of a bathroom.
I never used farts, burps or other unseemly bodily functions as part of my mating repertoire. When my wife and I were dating she told me how her brother would Dutch oven his (now ex) wife and in doing so caused reasonable grounds for divorce…or at least murder. I filed that away, easily. Years later I found myself helplessly unsuspecting of such an assault…especially unprovoked and at the hands of my most trusted adviser. I never reciprocated and I’m one of the only guys I know that doesn’t bust out laughing at boorish behavior. 😂
Several years ago my wife told me to not get a big head but she’s noticed that my farts and my sh.it doesn’t stink….it took her longer to realize that than I expected but it’s mostly true. 😉
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I never used farts, burps or other unseemly bodily functions as part of my mating repertoire. When my wife and I were dating she told me how her brother would Dutch oven his (now ex) wife and in doing so caused reasonable grounds for divorce…or at least murder. I filed that away, easily. Years later I found myself helplessly unsuspecting of such an assault…especially unprovoked and at the hands of my most trusted adviser. I never reciprocated and I’m one of the only guys I know that doesn’t bust out laughing at boorish behavior. 😂
Several years ago my wife told me to not get a big head but she’s noticed that my farts and my sh.it doesn’t stink….it took her longer to realize that than I expected but it’s mostly true. 😉
Dutch ovens will not get you divorced. Trust me, I tried that.
Be my guess if'n the op would start with a hug and his usual bs line blowing in her ear first then he might get away with the groping. Then again can't explain tact to them who don't have any. Hook , line, and sinker or not hell of a way of showing respect for the woman in your life..mb
" Cheapest velocity in the world comes from a long barrel and I sure do like them. MB "
Keep doing what you always have and still expecting a different result?
Someone said something about that...
"Camping places fix themselves in your mind as if you had spent long periods of your life in them. You will remember a curve of your wagon track in the grass of the plain like the features of a friend." Isak Dinesen
That onery assed old woman & I been together for about 37 years now. Both our second. Ups & downs for sure. But all in all we've had a pretty good time if I may say so myself.
At your obviously advanced age, I would advise it's time to stop trusting farts.
30 years ago I was set up on a date with a girl that worked for the highway patrol. She was 5-10 165 lbs. Her ex husband beat her up all the time. So one day she had enough of it and waited till he went to sleep and took a baseball bat to him. Then she said some guy new in town asked her for a date. She took the day off and the dude stood her up. She went to his motel room, and punched him out!! She was a nice gal but no connection. I can still remember the Lorena Bobbit story where she waited till her husband fell to sleep and she cut off his weenie. All I can say treat women nice!
Ya need to bring your Tweeney kids into the kitchen to join ya on the floor. Would help to give ‘‘em some extra homework. Bring rover into the act and set up the GoPro.
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