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Marshall of a Christmas parade??

I have not.

Our small town parade was last week.

It’s a decent parade…

Though they don’t allow fo-wheelahs and herses in it.


I know we got some big time dignitaries on the ‘fire…

Anyone had the honor?

Like got to ride the main float for…

Working 37yrs at the tire plant?
Or
Running the local butcher shop?
Or
Saving drowning kittens?



#feliznavidad

With my white hair and beard, if I'd chub up a bit, maybe Macy's would give me a call.

lmao

How do you OPs come up with this chit without blushing?

😂😂😂

My day is made if just I get a couple peppermints tossed my way from Santa

Jerry’s Muffler Shop throws out the good candy…hersheys’s.

Got a float with the muffler man made out of tail pipes…



Not the cheapo Palmer’s from the DG.


#woo-weeee

The Cherch of the Full Gospel of the Redeemer and Holiness Tabernacle throws one the cheap starlights…

#cheapskates

Palmers SUCKS

especially their fake Reese’s cup attempt

Better than nothin though for deer blind panty. Dunk em in coffeey. $1 bag for 4oz

Russell Stovers sucks balls too.

Over prices foul tasting chocolate. Only grandma passes tht chit around for gifts. Thanks for nothing Grandma

I just buy last years Chripmus candy from Ollie’s.

Price is right…

#goodstuffcheap

Your should go to Key West for Fantasy Fest and get some lei's thrown at you from the naked body-painted green hair lesbians.

😍😍

Dried out crumbly fake chocolate Mawmaw's had since '78. Now you the test bot.

LBP would jump up on the float and hump that Grand Marshall like a Blue Heeler on a toddler!

Nope. Never saw the allure of a parade. Any stripe.

When I was a City Councilman, I and my family road through the Founder's Day parade in a convertible. Does that count?

Wizards on the CF.

Andy Williams was at Wall Lakes gig shindig.

I told the man at Wall Lake Used Parts he had done more for Wall Lake than Andy Williams.

I had a great uncle named Russel Stover, but not that Russel Stover. No, I have never been a grand marshall at a parade

The VFW needed a flatbed for the pee-rade to haul our old WW2 vets who were getting too frail for hoofing it. In a fit of patriotism I volunteered my son's old '54 Cornbinder lumber truck, aptly named Lucille (I think you may recall a Kenny Rogers song, You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille). I cleaned the carb, cleaned the fuel strainer, adjusted the points, fresh gas, cleaned the pigeon poop off the hood. Test drove it around the place for three days, ran like a Swiss watch. Well of course, Lucille refused to finish the pee-rade. But the firemen hooked a rope to Lucille and she was dragged across the finish line...sparing the dignity of the VFW somewhat. They haven't called for her services since for some reason. Ingrates.

#cheapstuffgood

Only if it was sponsored by the local propane company…

The wizard rode the bus to rehab, they just told him it was a parade in his honor.

Grand Canyon check
Grand Central Station check
Grand Ol Opry check
Grandfather check
Grand Marshall nope

Not as an official Grand Poobah but I’ve driven and ridden on fire trucks, platform aerial ladder truck and medic unit in lots of parades. Our small town has a cool little 4th of July parade that our children have been in several times. Our son was the starting quarterback and offensive team captain of his high school football team and our daughter was a cheerleader so they made several appearances in the parade.

I've marched in more than one!

When I was 9 or 10, a family friend picked me up early the first Saturday in December. His pickup had a horse trailer attached to it with 2 chestnut saddle horses. I came out in my jeans, cowboy shirt, vest and cowboy hat, boots and loaded up. Roy Lee Phillips was the man’s name and he had a twin brother named Lee Roy. He owned horses and acreage and we got to ride them. He drove to the Greenville Mississippi Courthouse and we parked on the backside of the square. We got the horses out, saddled them and joined the Sheriff’s
Posse. Great time to be a kid. I can still hear the horseshoes on the brick pavers and see the sparks. We rode in the drizzling rain but it mattered not. It’s all changed now. Griods own it and run it. Bennie Thompson of J6 fame is from Greenville, MS, Washington Co in the Delta. His district was gerrymandered by Democrats and Federal Judges to become a place you want to be FROM! Few whites can abide to live there. It is a dangerous place, day or night.

I was Fred Flintstone on a float when I was 4 or 5 in a parade in Eureka CA. in the early 60's

Not many people can say that. *knucklepunch*

My grandmother was Blueberry Queen in the Harrietta Blueberry Festival and one time she got to do the Blessing of the Jeeps at the Mesick Mushroom Festival. So I got it in my genetics.