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Poor guy. He'd had all the damn pancakes he could stand... Elderly man facing murder charges after stabbing wife in the back over pancakes: policeAn elderly man in Washington, D.C., is facing murder charges after allegedly stabbing his wife in the back during a dispute over pancakes. Steven Schwartz, 85, was arrested on Dec. 10 at his home at in the 1300 block of Corcoran Street, Northwest, by law enforcement officers responding to reports of a stabbing. Police say that an on-site investigation provided sufficient evidence to arrest Schwartz on charges of Second Degree Murder while Armed. The defendant was arraigned at Superior Court of the District of Columbia, where he pleaded not guilty. A report published by U.S. Attorney Matthew Graves stated that Schwartz "did not want to eat the pancakes [the victim] made and stabbed her in the back." Schwartz told police that he had been married to the victim, Sharron Schwartz, 81, for 40 years and loved her, according to a report from NBC citing court documents. According to the same documents, he reportedly expressed regret over the tragic incident and stated he wished he had died instead. https://www.foxnews.com/us/elderly-man-facing-murder-charges-stabbing-wife-back-pancakes-police
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Wonder if her eyes bore evidence he had told her twice before?
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But 'what if' the pancakes really weren't any good?
Nothing in the evidence says they were good.
What if she'd cooked bad pancakes before so he wasn't sure those ones would be good?
Nothing in the evidence tells us these things..
I vote Not Guilty because they haven't provided all the available evidence.
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Wonder if her eyes bore evidence he had told her twice before? My guess is he'd told her more than twice... and that's just the morning it happened...
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Is this one of those threads where we need to pontificate on the assailant's race? Kinda hard to figure it all out.
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Not that it matters much, but DC has two less democrat voters now.....
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She probably made them with Bisquick. 🤮
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And used fake maple syrup.
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It may be a case of "who left the cap off the toothpaste." and little to do with the pancakes.
I know a guy who woke, walked out of bedroom and stated to the family " I hate bananas" before returning to bed. He stopped eating and died 3 days later.
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Is this one of those threads where we need to pontificate on the assailant's race? Kinda hard to figure it all out. Well, some of us know what schwartz means in German. Wouldn’t that be ironic???
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Is this one of those threads where we need to pontificate on the assailant's race? Kinda hard to figure it all out. Well, some of us know what schwartz means in German. Wouldn’t that be ironic??? Yeah! Tis the German equivalent of Rastus!
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Is this one of those threads where we need to pontificate on the assailant's race? (((Schwartz))) I am surprised he stabbed her instead of ruining her credit rating.
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Not that it matters much, but DC has two less democrat voters now..... Nuffin, You stole my thunder. Lol.
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Not that it matters much, but DC has two less democrat voters now..... Not sure you understand how democrats get their votes.
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I had a feeling that this kinda stuff would begin to happen once Aunt Jemima disappeared.
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Not that it matters much, but DC has two less democrat voters now..... Not sure you understand how democrats get their votes. Yup, they're dead and still be voting dem.
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He'd been dealing with her shìt for 60 years.
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He'd been dealing with her shìt for 60 years. Innocent!
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Pancakes? Time to cut the carbs.
And may the Schwartz be with you.
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I had a feeling that this kinda stuff would begin to happen once Aunt Jemima disappeared. Yeah, she kept things civil at the breakfast table! I miss her!
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