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Laughed when I saw this one.

Guy

Good one Guy!

Dude! You have no idea😜

I sent it to my game warden.

My brother Bob told me about the time he was duck hunting with two friends and they - um- "extended the legal shooting time" - in the evening. The shooting was just that good!

Suddenly from feet behind them came a voice, "Gentlemen, I'm a game warden. Drop your guns".

"Sir, these are very nice shotguns. Can we just put them down carefully?"

Later, the boys decided to challenge it in court. 3 words against one, right? Bob was to plead not guilty for all of them, and they would go to jury (or hopefully get it dismissed by the judge, , or not taken further by prosecution if going to jury)

In court, in the waiting room, the warden came over and said, " Before you do something stupid, let me read you this."


He proceeded to read out of his notebook everything the boys had said during their endeavors with time notes.

"This is my favorite", said Mr. Warden, "NICE HOSE JOB, DAMIAN!"

Bob plead guilty for all of them.

Love it when the turds get their due!

I was on a deer hunt a few years back with my son in law and his brother in law. They were outside the camp trailer waiting for me. I was having an attack of Montezuma's Revenge. I'm hearing the two boys mildly arguing with was sounded like two women. I finally get out of the camper and sure enough, two female game wardens. I come , said hi and call them by name. I'd worked with them during Hunted Ed classes so we knew each other fairly well. I joked with them for a few minute and got the misunderstanding straightened. Son in law's brother in law hadn't signed his deer tag. Those two ladies would have ticketed him for sure if I hadn't been there.

The only game warden I ever had a problem with was one way back when I lived in California. He said the deer I shot was a spike which are illegal in California. They have to have at least one branched antler that the warden could hang a ring on. It was borderline as hell but he finally let it pass after a stern lecture.
PJ