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... for a parade float, but have no idea how to go about it. Anyone Noah guy?
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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I have a book to look it up in.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Look in the book of Genesis. Some of the instructions Noah received are recorded there.
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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After studying the account and thinking about it maybe they will realize there never was a flood that put the whole earth under water and there certainly was not a boat big enough to hold all the land dwelling creatures on earth. All this 5 or 6 thousand years ago? As Joe Biden would say "c'mon man".
It is a good story with some basis in fact but think about it.
Patriotism (and religion) is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Jesus: "Take heed that no man deceive you."
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John is just making a little joke, no harm in that.
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Got a tape measure that reads in cubits?
--- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---
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Got a tape measure that reads in cubits? The Home Depot in Nineveh carries them.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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You are going to need lots of cardboard, screws, paint and thin wood strips.
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You are going to need lots of cardboard, screws, paint and thin wood strips. And raid the local Zoo, and a few farms for critters.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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It was difficult enough for Noah. But now that there are 31 genders of everything...
I've always had one question about the Flood: The Book says that at some point the water drained away. But to where?
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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The directions are in The Book of Genesis.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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I've always had one question about the Flood: The Book says that at some point the water drained away. But to where? One question? How'd Noah keep the Lions from eating the Gazel? That's what I wanna know. And speaking of the Noah dude, being it's stated he died 350 years after the flood, at the ripe old age of 950, what killed him then? Old age? Who's gonna play Noah in the parade and how are ya gonna make him look 950 years old?
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Which unfortunate wretch was designated by Noah to clean out all the stalls and cages of those hundreds and hundreds of creatures each morning for several months?? Shoveling his way to heaven, I suppose one might say, although not an enviable job I would guess.  L.W.
"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)
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If this is like every other volunteer youth project that I've ever seen, the kids regardless of good intentions initially, end up goofing off, grab assing, not showing up on work days...and the adult mentors end up doing everything and then re doing what little the kids manage to accomplish.
And since somebody else already brought it up...I'd suspect Noah was a boozer, why else would he allow mosquitoes on board? He was passed out at boarding time.
Ain't I just a little ray of sunshine?
Well this is a fine pickle we're in, should'a listened to Joe McCarthy and George Orwell I guess.
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Where did they keep the blue whales??
DON’T BE TOO PROUD OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR YOU’VE CONSTRUCTED. THE ABILITY TO DESTROY A PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE.
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Where did they keep the blue whales?? Would they have drowned otherwise?
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Where did they keep the blue whales?? Would they have drowned otherwise? Was the flood freshwater or salt water? I think that would matter for some marine life
DON’T BE TOO PROUD OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR YOU’VE CONSTRUCTED. THE ABILITY TO DESTROY A PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE.
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Noah did not know he could get drunk.
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