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... for a parade float, but have no idea how to go about it. Anyone Noah guy?

I have a book to look it up in.

Look in the book of Genesis. Some of the instructions Noah received are recorded there.

After studying the account and thinking about it maybe they will realize there never was a flood that put the whole earth under water and there certainly was not a boat big enough to hold all the land dwelling creatures on earth. All this 5 or 6 thousand years ago? As Joe Biden would say "c'mon man".

It is a good story with some basis in fact but think about it.

John is just making a little joke, no harm in that.

Got a tape measure that reads in cubits?

The Home Depot in Nineveh carries them.

You are going to need lots of cardboard, screws, paint and thin wood strips.

And raid the local Zoo, and a few farms for critters.

It was difficult enough for Noah. But now that there are 31 genders of everything...

I've always had one question about the Flood: The Book says that at some point the water drained away. But to where?

The polar ice caps.

The directions are in The Book of Genesis.

One question?

How'd Noah keep the Lions from eating the Gazel?

That's what I wanna know.

And speaking of the Noah dude, being it's stated he died 350 years after the flood, at the ripe old age of 950, what killed him then?

Old age?

Who's gonna play Noah in the parade and how are ya gonna make him look 950 years old?

Which unfortunate wretch was designated by Noah to clean out all the stalls and cages of those hundreds and hundreds of creatures each morning for several months?? Shoveling his way to heaven, I suppose one might say, although not an enviable job I would guess.

L.W.

If this is like every other volunteer youth project that I've ever seen, the kids regardless of good intentions initially, end up goofing off, grab assing, not showing up on work days...and the adult mentors end up doing everything and then re doing what little the kids manage to accomplish.
And since somebody else already brought it up...I'd suspect Noah was a boozer, why else would he allow mosquitoes on board? He was passed out at boarding time.
Ain't I just a little ray of sunshine?

Where did they keep the blue whales??

Would they have drowned otherwise?

Was the flood freshwater or salt water? I think that would matter for some marine life

Noah did not know he could get drunk.

I think that's why he planted the grapes to begin with. I don't think you could make wine without knowing why.

It was a joke in Boy's Life, why Noah didn't swat those fly's.
He obeyed God, that's why he chosen in the first place.

Well, he did get drunk and knock up his daughters.

Not his first cousins, but his daughters.

that's little worser than first cousins, right?

Like the third monkey on Noah's ramp and brother it's starting to rain.

Legos, cheap and easy. To scale of course.