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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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OK. Think you can manage the revolver and 8 pair of scissors in the pic above at the same time?
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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If I had one of 'those' - I soon wouldn't have any fingers!
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10.............and no...I would not try to pick it up...I will watch you do so however!!!!
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Dig, did you ever tell the story of your missing digit?
I'm forgetful if so, sorry.
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Buy bandaids by the case!
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Ten, and I'd like to keep them!
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10. That's $29.99 alongside the chinese throwing stars at a gun show, right??
"To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson
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Dig, did you ever tell the story of your missing digit?
I'm forgetful if so, sorry. 1-I’m only missing half a finger. Can you count in fractions with your fingers? 2-It was a brutal divorce. -Hint-
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Way too fancy for a redneck like me! I carry a nice Kershaw 5” lock up. It’s always razor sharp too. At work a buddy asked me to hand him a knife to cut a hose, and I pulled it out, handed it to him. He used it, looked at it, and handed it back. “I knew you would have a knife, and I knew it would be a good one and really sharp!” I just smiled. Reon
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Is that a small revolver on that beast? If so what caliber would it be? tiny
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I’d hate to work on the assembly line where that was made.
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I can see some broken fingernails in your future 😊
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For the number of tools you get the extra 20 pounds in your pocket seems worth it. 😀
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2-It was a brutal divorce. -Hint- Kinda like Frodo, did she bite off your finger to get the ring? P
Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
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Had a brother in law that was wearing his Navy ring & jumped out of a big trick, leaving his ring finger on the door latch. With part of the insurance settlement, he bought what they call a Ky. cluster. A big diamond in the middle with 7 surrounding diamonds for his other hand. I flipped out & asked if he was wanting matching hands. I couldn't believe it.
Otherwise, few reasons for a man to wear rings.
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Dig, did you ever tell the story of your missing digit?
I'm forgetful if so, sorry. 1-I’m only missing half a finger. Can you count in fractions with your fingers? 2-It was a brutal divorce. -Hint- Looks like 4,500 to me
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IRVING be like:
"You dick"
lol
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A pic with the bones of a finger left bare of skin and meat is pretty gnarly. 😳
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All of them, and I spent about 18 months in a butcher shop.
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That'd be like picking up an angry porkypine.
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Long time hunting partners of mine were partners in a custom cabinetry shop. Between the both of them I think they had about 9 fingers total.
Didn't stop them from shooting deer and cheating at cards.
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All 10, but I've never owned a table saw or had a divorce.
That contraption is just something some Arab made just to be over the top ostentatious.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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A pic with the bones of a finger left bare of skin and meat is pretty gnarly. 😳 “De-gloving” of a digit is a hell of a thing.
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IRVING be like:
"You dick"
lol I was wondering if this was a call out thread 🤔 No complaints I'm living my best life. Took loosing some fingers to do it. Looks like there's a revolver in the mix. So if you don't poke yourself in the junk carrying it around you can always blow it off
You've got to hand it to a blind prostitute
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A pic with the bones of a finger left bare of skin and meat is pretty gnarly. 😳 “De-gloving” of a digit is a hell of a thing. You got that right! Working on my boat a couple months after return from 'Nam, hopped off and my high school class ring snagged a screw head. Learned what de-gloving is, to say the least, a very painful experience. They upside? I expend less energy flipping people off and can count in fractions.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Working on my boat a couple months after return from 'Nam, hopped off and my high school class ring snagged a screw head. Learned what de-gloving is, to say the least, a very painful experience. One of my best buds did the same thing when we were in high school, only he was jumping up trying to work the duct control on the ventilation louvre over his bedroom door. I wasn't there and did not see the injury before he was treated, but he kept the finger and the skin. He didn't play the drums for about a year, though.
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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I won’t wear a ring.
Girl I knew years back stepped up on a stool to grab something of the top shelf of her pantry. Her ring caught the rack as she stepped off the stool.
She can count to 9 and 1/16. Lol.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Don't join the "Stub Club".
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Two weeks till retirement and I managed to do this...
"Drop that or by the splendor of God I will blow your heart out." Kit Carson
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Damn! Will you be able to keep your drivers' license? That would severely compromise my ability to communicate with other drivers on the road! /John
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and can count in fractions. Yeah but only 4/5ths....... About 3 years after I was married I was tying something down on the top of the car one day and I slipped off the running board, my wedding ring caught on a screw and damn near ripped my finger off. As soon as the swelling went down and I could get my ring off it went in a drawer and is still there to the day.
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Damn! Will you be able to keep your drivers' license? That would severely compromise my ability to communicate with other drivers on the road! /John You gots two hands, Learn to adapt.......
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
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What do you call an Artist with a brown finger?
Pickasso.
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and can count in fractions. Yeah but only 4/5ths....... Naw, I can use 1/3’s or 1/2’s as best suits. And if I add 1/3’s it becomes 2/3’s, etc, etc. So, if one is skilled in math they can subtract 1/2 from 2/3 and all the sudden they are fiddling with 1/6. The sky is the limit.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Is that a small revolver on that beast? If so what caliber would it be? tiny You're assuming the revolver is small, but what if it is normal size?
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Is that a small revolver on that beast? If so what caliber would it be? tiny You're assuming the revolver is small, but what if it is normal size? I had to go back and look. Sure looks similar to an NAA pocket revolver.
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Yep. 8 and 2 thumbs. 10 digits total.
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Another flintlocke trivia tale. On highway 101 north of Hoquiam Wash there was a nice old tavern, good food, cheap draft, level pool tables etc. Some locals decided to take me there on a rainy Sunday, I forget the name exactly, Red Rooster Tavern maybe...but my friends kept calling it Stubville. I said surely you mean Stumpville...no they assured me it was Stubville. Anyway we went, played, drank, ate...but it soon became apparent why they called it Stubville. There were a few red cedar shake and shingle mills close by, the main source of employment, and literally every local male had one or more digits missing.
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Well this is a fine pickle we're in, should'a listened to Joe McCarthy and George Orwell I guess.
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