If sober it's an embarrassment.
claim drunk..... OK.
Fell off side of pool one day, catching my breath when brother walked up not knowing what I'd done. Had blood running down my face & brother asked WHTF was wrong with me. Told him and he asked if I was drunk. I said; F NO! I got no excuse.
Oh yeah, that was the day I realized I was getting older or past. I might fall & bounce right up. That day I just went,,,, thud, & had to lay there for a minute.