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This is a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply, but then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about three
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.
Man: Where is YOUR airplane?
What fresh Hell is this?
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Man-woman is one thing.
In my case the beer is needed due to the woman/wife/sarge
FJB & FJT
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He asked her two questions, but great otherwise.
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Beer...now there's a religion I could do.
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I like beer! ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/1hQxaQhh.png) ya! GWB
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Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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He asked her two questions, but great otherwise. Two many beers for math calculus!
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