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It was fugging goat milk.
We get goat milk from a nice Philippino lady in the valley.
It comes in half gallon Mason jars.
We use it to supplement weak lambs.
Well...if you spill a bunch on the floor of your pickup and then not tell the boss about it....it starts to stink.
Bad.
Of course you could argue with me for days first about the smell.
Trouble with that is that I am super fugging right all the time.
I have showered twice since Saturday thinking it was me....
I am MAGA.
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Fire her immediately and tell her visits with the kids will need to be supervised. Then demand one last hot dinner. Maybe not in that order.
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Jim; Well....
I'm not sure where to start if your truck floor stinks...
I mean, I used to run a Detail shop and could give "someone" a few pointers how to clean it up if it's in the carpet.
If you've ever milked a well behaved goat, to me it was much, much easier than the cows I had to milk as a kid on the farm.
On the other hand Jim, I'm glad it wasn't you that smelled like truck floor week old goat milk.
You must be pleased about that as well I'm sure.
All the best.
Dwayne
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Good luck with that Jim.
Coupla showers always feel good tho, no matter the reasoning behind them. Long and hot ones especially..
Hope the truck has a hard floor. Relative spilled some bean soup or such in her soccer mom van. Cleaned it up the best she could. Coupla weeks later she ended up having it detailed, helped a bit. Coupla months later had the carpeting replaced.
Goat milk probably not as stinky as bean juice???
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Phillippino goat milk. What could go wrong.....
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Nearly everything my man....nearly everything.
I am MAGA.
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Hey Jim, why don’t you make cheese from the milk. I’ve read goat is top notch. Could be a good hobby for you! Wonder how goat milk would be as a cover scent?
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Now you know the smell of Boomers at gun shows
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You are all too correct - and your saga brings back memories from 75+ years ago.
Younger brother had some excema rash stuff in the notch of his elbows when about 5 years old - persistent - doc finally said it was from bovine milk and said "give him goat milk instead for a while". Weekly family drive out to countryside to fetch the goat milk in a bucket with loose lid. One trip, little sister knocked it over - spilled on back seat floor/carpet of the '42 Chevy.
Soon had that same bad smell in the car. Brother's arms healed up and he grew out of the allergic reaction. Car did not heal up - we got a new '49.
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When I was a kid my mom ended up with a leaky milk jug in the back seat. She got home and wiped it up off the seat. Not realizing it had got down behind and under the seat. It didn't take long for us to smell it. Terrible smell. Dad took the seat out and did what he could to scrub it but the smell never completely went away.
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You have carpet in your truck? #yellowstoneranchers….. At least it wasn’t in your helicopter
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Natural goat milk isn't suppose to sell so bad.
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Drank a cup of goat blood once on a dare, wasn't bad just salty tasting. Beer might have been involved.
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I tried goat milk once. It tasted like a goat smells... Once was enough.
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