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The only thing that would make that sweat hog hot is a gallon of gas and a lighter.


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I'm sure she had her day, but it's in the past now. Halve the weight lady. But once she snags a guy, it will come back.

She's too sexy for her........

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Originally Posted by Mannlicher
Says she is too hot to get a date. Personally, I think she is too damn fat, but then that won't stop some folks here. lol

https://currently.att.yahoo.com/att/cm/m-too-hot-date-intimidated-040215746.html


thats alot of lovin there

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Loads of confidence

But she is a load.

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Don't let her near your sammich.

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Originally Posted by GeoW
Niqqer magnet right there..

Damn

Ya beat me to it

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The most dangerous place in her world is between her and an all you can eat buffet- - - - - -sort of like being in the way of a bison stampede!


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I'll give her a pearl necklace & the wrong phone #.


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I'm an older guy, and would love to bang a young chick, especially a stacked one, as I banged many of them when I was a young buck.

I wouldn't f*** that hog with your d***.

I still have some standards.

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Since LBP is tardy to class today, I'll be happy to stand in for him. I would knock the bottom out of that!

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Originally Posted by 358WCF
I'll give her a pearl necklace & the wrong phone #.


This right here, but in my scenario, she is going to eat that pearl necklace!



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JFC some of you.🤣😂🤣


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that is the kind of girl you sneak out with at the bar at midnight or later and then stay away from town for a week. and hope no one took any pictures , you did not give her your real name ,or town you live with


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Originally Posted by Triggernosis
Since LBP is tardy to class today, I'll be happy to stand in for him. I would knock the bottom out of that!

Clear your calendar, that's going to take a while. Whole lotta bottom on that one.

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If she had to haul ass, she'd have to make two trips. When she gets on a scale, its says one person at a time please.

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She could jump up in the air and get stuck.

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Her blood type is gravy.

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Originally Posted by Nestucca
The only thing that would make that sweat hog hot is a gallon of gas and a lighter.
Or sunshine, or exercise.

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Dayum.

How many dump trucks would it take to haul that much ass ?


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If huge like a seagoing tanker - or fat, fat, fat is hot - then that gal must be boiling big time. She may be misunderstanding any reasons for the intimidation.


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