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This was sent to me the other day on my email. Thought it'd be interesting reading for ya'll.<P>Here at HCI, we believe . . . <BR>* That the more helpless you are, the safer you are from criminals. <BR>* That you should give a mugger your wallet, because he doesn't really <BR>want to shoot you and he'll let you go, but that you should give him your <BR>wallet, because he'll shoot you if you don't. <BR>* That Washington DC's low murder rate of 69 per 100,000 is due to gun <BR>control, and Indianapolis' high murder rate of 9 per 100,000 is attributable <BR>to the lack of gun control. <BR>* That an intruder will be incapacitated by tear gas or oven spray, <BR>but if shot with a .44 Magnum will get angry and kill you. <BR>* That firearms in the hands of private citizens are the gravest <BR>threat to world peace, and China, Pakistan and Korea can be trusted with <BR>nuclear weapons. <BR>* That Charlton Heston as president of the NRA is a shill who should <BR>be ignored, but Michael Douglas as a representative of Handgun Control, Inc. <BR>is an ambassador for peace who is entitled to an audience at the UN arms <BR>control summit. <BR>* That ordinary people, in the presence of guns, turn into <BR>slaughtering butchers, and revert to normal when the weapon is removed. <BR>* That the New England Journal of Medicine is filled with expert <BR>advice about guns, just like Guns and Ammo has some excellent treatises on <BR>heart surgery. <BR>* That one should consult an automotive engineer for safer seat belts, <BR>a civil engineer for a better bridge, a surgeon for spinal paralysis, and <BR>Sarah Brady for firearms expertise. <BR>* That the "right of the people peaceably to assemble," the "right of <BR>the people to be secure in their homes," refer to individuals, but "the <BR>right of the people to keep and bear arms" refers to the states. <BR>* That the 2nd Amendment, ratified in 1787, allows the states to have <BR>a National Guard, created by act of Congress in 1917. <BR>* That the National Guard, paid by the federal government, occupying <BR>property leased to the federal government, using weapons owned by the <BR>federal government, punishing trespassers under federal law, is a state <BR>agency. <BR>* That private citizens can't have handguns, because they serve no <BR>militia purpose, even though the military has hundreds of thousands of them, <BR>and private citizens can't have assault rifles, because they are military <BR>weapons. <BR>* That it is reasonable for California to have a minimum 2 year <BR>sentence for possessing but not using an assault rifle, and reasonable for <BR>California to have a 6 month minimum sentence for raping a female police <BR>officer. <BR>* That minimum sentences violate civil rights, unless it's for <BR>possessing a gun. <BR>* That door-to-door searches for drugs are a gross violation of civil <BR>rights and a sign of fascism, but door-to-door searches for guns are a <BR>reasonable solution to the "gun problem." <BR>* That Illinois' law that allows any government official from Governor <BR>to dogcatcher to carry a gun is reasonable, and the law that prohibits any <BR>private citizen, even one with 50 death threats on file and a million dollar <BR>jewelry business, is reasonable. <BR>* That free speech entitles one to own newspapers, transmitters, <BR>computers, and typewriters, but self defense only justifies bare hands. <BR>* That with the above, a 90 lb woman attacked by a 300 lb rapist and <BR>his 300 lb. buddy, has the "right" to kill them in self defense, provided <BR>she uses only her bare hands. <BR>* That Sex education in school doesn't encourage kids to have sex, but <BR>gun safety courses in school only encourage kids to commit violence. <BR>* That the ready availability of guns today, with only a few <BR>government forms, waiting periods, checks, infringements, ID, and <BR>fingerprinting, is responsible for all the school shootings, compared to the <BR>lack of school shootings in the 1950's and 1960's, which was caused by the <BR>awkward availability of guns at any hardware store, gas station, and by mail <BR>order. <BR>* That we must get rid of guns because a deranged lunatic may go on a <BR>shooting spree at any time, BUT anyone who owns a gun out of fear of such a <BR>lunatic is paranoid. <BR>* That there is too much explicit violence featuring guns on TV, and <BR>that cities can sue gun manufacturers because people aren't aware of the <BR>dangers involved with guns. <BR>* That the gun lobby's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign about <BR>kids handling guns is propaganda, and the anti-gun lobby's attempt to run a <BR>"don't touch" campaign about kids handling guns is responsible social <BR>activity. <BR>* That the crime rate in America is decreasing because of gun control, <BR>and the increase in crime requires more gun control. <BR>* That statistics showing high murder rates justify gun control, and <BR>statistics that show increasing murder rates after gun control are "just <BR>statistics." <BR>* That guns are an ineffective means of self defense for rational <BR>adults, but in the hands of an ignorant criminal become a threat to the <BR>fabric of society. <BR>* That guns are so complex to use that special training is necessary <BR>to use them properly, and so simple to use that they make murder easy. <BR>* That guns cause crime, which is why there are so many mass slayings <BR>at gun shows. <BR>* That guns aren't necessary to national defense, which is why the <BR>army only has 3 million of them. <BR>* That banning guns works, which is why New York, DC, and Chicago cops <BR>need guns. <BR>* That the Constitution protects us, so we don't need guns, and can <BR>confiscate them, thereby violating the 5th amendment of that constitution. <BR>* That women are just as intelligent and capable as men, yet a woman <BR>with a gun is "an accident waiting to happen." <BR>* That women are just as intelligent and capable as men, and gun <BR>makers' advertisements aimed at women are "preying on their fears." <BR>* That a handgun, with up to 4 controls, is far too complex for the <BR>typical adult to learn to use, as opposed to an automobile that goes 70 mps <BR>and only has 20. <BR>* That a majority of the population supports gun control, just like a <BR>majority of the population used to support owning slaves. <BR>* That Massachusetts is safer with bans on guns, which is why Teddy <BR>Kennedy has machinegun-toting guards. <BR>* That most people can't be trusted, so we should have laws against <BR>guns, which most people will abide by, because they can be trusted. <BR>* That a woman raped and strangled with her panties is morally <BR>superior to a woman with a smoking gun and a dead rapist at her feet. <BR>* That the ACLU is good because it uncompromisingly defends certain <BR>parts of the Constitution, and the NRA is bad, because it uncompromisingly <BR>defends certain parts of the Constitution. <BR>* That a house with a gun is three times as likely to have a murder, <BR>just like a house with insulin is three times as likely to have a diabetic. <BR>* That police operate in groups with backup, which is why they need <BR>larger capacity magazines than civilians, who must face criminals alone, and <BR>therefore need less ammunition. <BR>* That we should ban "Saturday Night Specials" and other inexpensive <BR>guns because it's not fair that poor people have access to guns too. <BR>* That guns have no legitimate use, but alcohol does, which is why we <BR>issue cops beer instead of guns. <BR>

I like it. Very entertaining with a good subliminal message. A 2-thumps up!

Very entertaining. I just knew those people were lunatics!

THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, SO HELP ME SARAH BRADY<B> </B>

Sadly, I do think they actually do believe these things. One thing you can be sure of is that we will never confuse their beliefs with logic. TM

So very true.I wish those HCI folks would wake up and face reality.