Subject: McCain vs Obama
The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican
candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win.
There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but an
ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The
candidate that caught the most fish would win the election. After much of
back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest take place on a
remote frozen lake in nothern Minnesota.
There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out
separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for
counting and verification by a team of neutral parties.
At the end of the first day, John Mc. returned to the starting line and he
had ten fish. Soon, Obama returned and he had no fish. Well, everyone
assumed ne was just having another "bad hair" day or something and
hopefully, he would catch up the next day.
At the end of the 2nd day John Mc. came in with 20 fish and
Obama came in again with none.
That evening, Harry Reid got together secretly with Obama
and said. 'Obama' I think John Mc. is a low life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun.
I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing.
Just spy on him and see how he's cheating.
After John Mc. returns with 50 fish, Reid said to Obama,
'Well, tell me, how is John Mc. Cheating?'
Obama replied, 'Harry, you're not going to believe this, but
he's cutting holes in the ice.'
Experience counts!!!
