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doreens husband Matt died suddenly one day. Doreen was taking care of the funeral arrangements with the undertaker when she was asked how she wanted Matt's obituary to read.
Doreen asked the undertaker, "How much does an obituary cost?"
The undertaker replied, "One dollar per word."
Doreen then said, "I want the obituary to read - MATT IS DEAD."
The undertaker was an old fishing buddy of Matt's and he was a little disturbed by such a curt obituary, so he offered, "I'll make you a special deal since I knew Matt so well. I'll pay for half of the obituary out of my own pocket."
Doreen's face lit up and she replied, "Great. I want it to read - MATT IS DEAD, BOAT FOR SALE."
-The only real power comes out of a long rifle-
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Lars was driving by Hjalmer's farm when he saw a sign at the end of the lane that said "Boat for Sale". He turned around and went up the lane. Seeing Hjalmer pottering about the yard, he got out and accosted him. "Hjalmer, you no longer farm. You have rented out your ground and the only things that you have on this place are a John Deere B and a New Holland manure spreader." Hjalmer replies, "Dat's right, and dere boat for sale."
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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