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I will be taking orders for (100) 24 Hour Campfire Commemorative rifles in a few months.

Caliber will be 17 in honor of the recoil sensative, tender breasted Poobah and is gauranteed not to overpenetrate per JeffO cry


The stocks will be engraved with quotes from the famous and infamous here:

Hawkeye:.... It's the international bankers again!

Derby:.... There is no God.

Steelhead:.... Blow me.

Isaac:.... We'll be great in 4 years!

Savage99..... You are vulgar.

Gus..... Humans eating the earth?

Emericus...... I have no idea what I'm talking about.

Swampy..... Best in the World at nothing.

Stick...... Your stupidity ain't never not funny.

Northern Dave.... You got babboon azz bish!

Rahtreelimbs..... Do you have a second? I have 4 million questions.

JasonB..... The cops beat me again today.

Feel free to add your suggestions for the rifle.



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Sign me up for serial number 1!


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1/2 the campfire.......Leupold sucks.
other 1/2 campfire.......Leupold rocks.

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John Moses.... I'll cut your head off and fry you.




(I seem to hear that a lot.)

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Gosh, I wish I remember who said it, but they were talking about new Sako rifles.

One guy said I'd take one... In a Pig's Azz.

Someone else posted:

Built in Rotisserie.

I thought that was grand.


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That or:

I hope your tiny ball sack will fit over my stick shift.

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TRH..... pitbulls rule!


"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Originally Posted by JohnMoses
That or:

I hope your tiny ball sack will fit over my stick shift.


You want MY ball sack on YOUR stick shift. Dat's nasty.

You've caught the gay ........

Jus sayin'

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Oooh, oooh, oooh... can we have the barrels rollstamped "Winchester Model 70 .375 H&H South Carolina"?


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This is a centerfire right?

Better not be a damn A-bolt JM.

grin



Something clever here.

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You'll smoke a turd in hell for that...

Kent

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That would be a good but cruel trick to play on ya'll.

It's built on a Mossberg 4x4.


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I big deer hair fortified wolf turd I hope?

thems good smokins...

grin


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.....Beware of the Swamp Squid!


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From TRH, regarding that grotesque and offensive chithead picture .......

"I was getting complaints from the Obama supporters here at the fire, so I took it down."

GTC


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Originally Posted by fish head

John Moses.... I'll cut your head off and fry you.




(I seem to hear that a lot.)


Yeah, but will he sprinkle you with lemon pepper or just seasoning salt?
shocked


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I'd prefer beer ... then battered.


And ... hopefully before you cut my head off.

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Originally Posted by fish head
I'd prefer beer ... then battered.


And ... hopefully before you cut my head off.


Ah c'mon beer is always good- pre or post guillotine!
grin


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Is there a lay-a-way plan on these rifles?

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Bristoe. "It jus the damn innanet!"


When its time to fight, you fight like you are the third monkey on the ramp to get on Noah's Arc... and brother, it is starting to rain!

The chair is against the wall.
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