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#6051578 - 01/16/12 A Brilliant Hand Job
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A Brilliant Hand Job

I grew up watching a lot of cartoons on Cartoon Network. Gone are the days where intelligent cartoons reigned supreme. Now only weird Japanese creatures that exist in a parallel world waiting to be nuked exist.

My friend was a great fan of Dexter’s Lab. He would often draw the characters out. He drew on papers, walls, bread slices, pigeons and anything else that he could lay his hands on. Although his drawings were as good as the original cartoon he wanted to challenge himself. He took on the inane challenge of attempting to draw Dexter with both of his hands.

After 3 years of practice he got the hang of it. He could finally draw Dexter with his left hand or his right hand. Sometimes he would use both hands. Sometimes he would use no hands, but that would only leave us with blank paper.

Nobody knew what to call him. Genius? Moron? A waste of skin?



Yet I knew what his talent was. I knew what my friend truly was.

My friend was clearly



Ambi-Dexter-ous.
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#6051583 - 01/16/12 Re: A Brilliant Hand Job [Re: T LEE]
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Almost a bad as the coffee one!
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#6051587 - 01/16/12 Re: A Brilliant Hand Job [Re: Scott F]
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You might want to change the thread title...or maybe not.

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#6051753 - 01/16/12 Re: A Brilliant Hand Job [Re: T LEE]
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GROAN!!!!!!! laugh laugh laugh laugh
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#6051909 - 01/16/12 Re: A Brilliant Hand Job [Re: derby_dude]
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A story with a happy ending.
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#6051938 - 01/16/12 Re: A Brilliant Hand Job [Re: T LEE]
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

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#6051958 - 01/16/12 Re: A Brilliant Hand Job [Re: Cossatotjoe_redux]
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Originally Posted By: Cossatotjoe_redux
You might want to change the thread title...or maybe not.


The title was the only thing that got any of us to look... sure wasn't its contents smile !
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#6051984 - 01/16/12 Re: A Brilliant Hand Job [Re: MColeman]
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Originally Posted By: MColeman
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.


And, you owe me a keyboard. laugh laugh laugh
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#6052054 - 01/16/12 Re: A Brilliant Hand Job [Re: AlaskaFE]
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Me too and I know better than to be drinking coffee when reading Mickey answers.
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#6052058 - 01/16/12 Re: A Brilliant Hand Job [Re: efw]
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Originally Posted By: efw
Originally Posted By: Cossatotjoe_redux
You might want to change the thread title...or maybe not.


The title was the only thing that got any of us to look... sure wasn't its contents smile !


Worked too didn't it?
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#6052124 - 01/16/12 Re: A Brilliant Hand Job [Re: T LEE]
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I'm ambidextrose....




Twice as sweet!
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#6052185 - 01/16/12 Re: A Brilliant Hand Job [Re: ironbender]
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From a sage friend via PM..

I like to sweeten my tea with either cane sugar or honey, so I guess I'm ambidexstrose.
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#6052259 - 01/16/12 Re: A Brilliant Hand Job [Re: T LEE]
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Originally Posted By: T LEE
From a sage friend via PM..




You have friends ???


284.

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#6052524 - 01/17/12 Re: A Brilliant Hand Job [Re: 284LUVR]
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Yes as a matter of fact I do Denny! smile smile
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#6052566 - 01/17/12 Re: A Brilliant Hand Job [Re: T LEE]
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Some will even admit it! grin
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#6053174 - 01/17/12 Re: A Brilliant Hand Job [Re: Scott F]
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when my son was small, my brother told him he was Ambidextrous. Ryan asked me what that meant. i told it means your uncle Jeff can drop chit with both hands. the look on my brothers face was priceless,he is notorious for being clumsy.
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#6053425 - 01/17/12 Re: A Brilliant Hand Job [Re: stxhunter]
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The younger brother of school pard was ambidextrous. He had to write out "I will not talk in class" 100 times, so he did 50 with each hand at the same time.
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