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Given the content of most threads, the original name of this forum was the 24 Nail Salon. 9.7
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when we humans look up into a chimney from the fireplace, it looks all black. but, from a crow's perspective, when they fly over a chimney (and look down) it looks all silver inside. WTF? lol
Jed York does not own the 49ers; Russell Wilson does.
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Love is like Oxygen, too much gets you high, not enough, you're gonna die. Sweet quote.
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a flock of ravens is called a "murder" a flock of crows is called a "doom" Yep, got it azz backwards
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Pig squeals have been recorded at 130 decibels, only 10 decibels less the a jumbo jet taking off Ned Beatty could only hit 126 decibles.... Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"There are no dangerous weapons. There are only dangerous men." - Robert Heinlein
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So, jumbo is 8 times louder than pig squeals and 16 times louder than NedB.
Member of the Merry Band of turdlike People.
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when we humans look up into a chimney from the fireplace, it looks all black. but, from a crow's perspective, when they fly over a chimney (and look down) it looks all silver inside. WTF? lol The silver lining?
�The constitution of the United States asserts that all power is inherent in the people, that they may exercise it by themselves, that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed!� � Thomas Jefferson
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At cheese tastings, tasters freshen their palate with gingerbread As do sushi eaters (the palate cleansing). That shaved pink stuff is ginger, and that's what it's for.
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Edgar Allen Poe washed out at West Point. EAP wrote one of his books on the Gurnet, a strip island off of Plymouth, MA. I seaduck hunt just off there. The house still stands.
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A group of Owls is called a parliament.
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A flock of Magpies is called a gang.
"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand." James Elroy Flecker
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A herd of sheep is called a flock.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Howdy Doody had a wooden arsehole.
"Somehow, the sound of a shotgun tends to cheer one up" -- Robert Ruark
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A flock of bovines is called a herd.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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A herd of teenagers is called a problem.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Woody Woopecker's girlfriend was Susie Splinterkhunt.
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Michael Jordan was cut from his highschool basketball team. Not cut, benched.
A government is the most dangerous threat to man�s rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims.
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The Gun Bra was invented by Paxton Quigley, in which one 'secret' compartment contained a 38 snub-nose and the other a pepper spray can
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There is no such thing as safe sex.
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Remember and Practice SSS!
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This will be my last post! Flave 1/3/21
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