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You know I think they make these things called waders these days............ grin

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You remind me of that picture of the old witch with the warts on her nose and all stirring that big pot<grin>.

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Listen Hutch, we're all serious about our outdoors endeavors around here. We NEED to know about this grill. It looks incredible.


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by Hutch
deflave

You remind me of that picture of the old witch with the warts on her nose and all stirring that big pot<grin>.


You nailed it! You have met him in person haven't you?

P.S. The witch is better looking.......just sayin.

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That grill only works when smoking carp, spam, and Oscar Meyer dongs.

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Originally Posted by deflave
Listen Hutch, we're all serious about our outdoors endeavors around here. We NEED to know about this grill. It looks incredible.


Travis


To better fit the theme of your campouts with a bleeder in tow, I offer.......
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The Coleman grill is for pu$$ies.


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Carry on and call me spounge.I'm soaking it all in!

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Boxer,

Thanks.


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Originally Posted by wageslave
Originally Posted by Hutch
deflave

You remind me of that picture of the old witch with the warts on her nose and all stirring that big pot<grin>.


You nailed it! You have met him in person haven't you?

P.S. The witch is better looking.......just sayin.


Slap some aviators on Woody Woodpecker and you'd be gettin' close.


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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by Tanner
That grill only works when smoking carp, spam, and Oscar Meyer dongs.


Jayco had his STUFFED with dongs!

Is that why it looked so red and swollen?


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by wageslave
Originally Posted by deflave
Listen Hutch, we're all serious about our outdoors endeavors around here. We NEED to know about this grill. It looks incredible.


Travis


To better fit the theme of your campouts with a bleeder in tow, I offer.......
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The Coleman grill is for pu$$ies.


Cooking for a bleeder... You crack me the FU!

Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Tanner
That grill only works when smoking carp, spam, and Oscar Meyer dongs.


Jayco had his STUFFED with dongs!




Travis


You sound surprised?????


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Cooking for a bleeder... You crack me the FU!

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WTF? Ok, you made me do it.....this is for you & SLM.

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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Tanner
That grill only works when smoking carp, spam, and Oscar Meyer dongs.


Jayco had his STUFFED with dongs!

Is that why it looked so red and swollen?


Travis
No sir. That would be the herpes.

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That chick really isn't all that bad bro.


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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

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Originally Posted by Tanner
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Tanner
That grill only works when smoking carp, spam, and Oscar Meyer dongs.


Jayco had his STUFFED with dongs!

Is that why it looked so red and swollen?


Travis
No sir. That would be the herpes.


Listen young man, playin' around in regards to herpes and other STD's is like being in combat. Unless you've done it, don't joke about it.

You think it's cute and funny to work a 12 hour shift in absolute fear of urinating? Think it's fun to google symptoms and realize you're [bleep] and you have what you fear (again)? Think it's funny to talk to your buddy that had the clap three months ago only to find out he left the pills in another state while you're TDY? Think it's funny to get ahold of the guy that has your friend's that had the clap keys to his house and have him find the pills and FedEx them overnight after you had to burn 8 hours of sick leave because you couldn't handle another 12 hour shift in fear of urinating? And then having to pay the $50.00 [bleep] overnight FedEx bill? And yeah, sure you felt pretty GD smooth when you talked that phone number out of the waitress at the steak house didn't you? And holy cow, you'd never been with a jewish girl and you sure are looking forward to having that scratched off your bucket list ain't you? Well it's not all medals and heroes out there buddy! And sometimes, even I don't have the last laugh. It's not a game or a punch line. And we're not just flirting on Facebook ass hole. You got a wife to return to in 10 days and you know what she's gonna want when you get through that door? Not a dripping syphilitic cock I can tell you that. This is the real deal son, and there are [bleep] casualties... and... and...and...

Sorry about that Tanner. Got a little carried away.

But I'm sure you see my point.


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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PS-I think my fast twist 22-250 will be here in a couple weeks. Very much looking forward to it.


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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I can only say one thing... Love is a battlefield.

Thank you for the heart-wrenching story sir.

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Originally Posted by deflave


Listen young man, playin' around in regards to herpes and other STD's is like being in combat. Unless you've done it, don't joke about it.

You think it's cute and funny to work a 12 hour shift in absolute fear of urinating? Think it's fun to google symptoms and realize you're [bleep] and you have what you fear (again)? Think it's funny to talk to your buddy that had the clap three months ago only to find out he left the pills in another state while you're TDY? Think it's funny to get ahold of the guy that has your friend's that had the clap keys to his house and have him find the pills and FedEx them overnight after you had to burn 8 hours of sick leave because you couldn't handle another 12 hour shift in fear of urinating? And then having to pay the $50.00 [bleep] overnight FedEx bill? And yeah, sure you felt pretty GD smooth when you talked that phone number out of the waitress at the steak house didn't you? And holy cow, you'd never been with a jewish girl and you sure are looking forward to having that scratched off your bucket list ain't you? Well it's not all medals and heroes out there buddy! And sometimes, even I don't have the last laugh. It's not a game or a punch line. And we're not just flirting on Facebook ass hole. You got a wife to return to in 10 days and you know what she's gonna want when you get through that door? Not a dripping syphilitic cock I can tell you that. This is the real deal son, and there are [bleep] casualties... and... and...and...

Sorry about that Tanner. Got a little carried away.

But I'm sure you see my point.


Travis



I just read that whole thing to myself in R. Lee Ermey's voice, and it was hilarious...

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