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I have one. Several. One of them is putting up 4 cords of firewood for next winter! grin

But you mean "job" as in something that pays you even while you dick around on the 'net. My job doesn't do that, sad to say. Only kouch [bleep] jobs do that. whistle


Is having to have several jobs all part of that "Hope and Change" thing?


Lol, no...

Seriously, this time of year I have 4 main jobs. First, make some money. I am lucky in that I can do that at night or when it's raining. Next, get in the firewood. That's for real. It's how we heat our house and it's how I manage my woodlot, and it's great exercise. Next, get the garden in. It's around 2/3- 3/4 of an acre and we get a TON of real, high quality food from it, but it's a lot of work. Finally, be Dad. Always lots to do on that front.

That's how I roll, yo. Don't knock it till you try it.




This sounds very suspicious... laugh
I have tried and do it all.

1. Job. (Full time) yes
2. Fire wood. yes
3. Garden. Yes
4. Dad. Yes X2
5. Horses. Yes
6. Volunteer firefighter. Yes

So does that mean I have 6 jobs?

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Dude, you got at least 7.
Female pleasure injector.

Ok, Jeffo does have 5 with the trucker glory hole gig. eek


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Damn, how could I have forgotten that.

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Originally Posted by Jeff_O
Aww, 'Flave is OK for a sheep-plucking [bleep].

And he's so... slutty when he's mad.


Obama would be disgusted by this language.

Shame on you Jeff.




Travis
PS-You're a machinist this month correct? It's hard to keep track. You spread stupid to so many occupations and fields.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by SLM
Originally Posted by Jeff_O
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Originally Posted by Jeff_O
I have one. Several. One of them is putting up 4 cords of firewood for next winter! grin

But you mean "job" as in something that pays you even while you dick around on the 'net. My job doesn't do that, sad to say. Only kouch [bleep] jobs do that. whistle


Is having to have several jobs all part of that "Hope and Change" thing?


Lol, no...

Seriously, this time of year I have 4 main jobs. First, make some money. I am lucky in that I can do that at night or when it's raining. Next, get in the firewood. That's for real. It's how we heat our house and it's how I manage my woodlot, and it's great exercise. Next, get the garden in. It's around 2/3- 3/4 of an acre and we get a TON of real, high quality food from it, but it's a lot of work. Finally, be Dad. Always lots to do on that front.

That's how I roll, yo. Don't knock it till you try it.




This sounds very suspicious... laugh
I have tried and do it all.

1. Job. (Full time) yes
2. Fire wood. yes
3. Garden. Yes
4. Dad. Yes X2
5. Horses. Yes
6. Volunteer firefighter. Yes

So does that mean I have 6 jobs?


Yes. Now go start a new thread about how hard core you are.

I'll stub my toe and I will start a separate thread about that. We can't let Jeff have all the glory.

Ready? Break!


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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'Jake,

You'll wanna really eyephuck these Merrell Corks,as both a utilitarian All Arounder wading shoe and secondly as a means of offering a better fit(due to laces)...for the pursuits you've thus far described.

Hint.


Even better!

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Originally Posted by SLM


1. Job. (Full time) yes
2. Fire wood. yes
3. Garden. Yes
4. Dad. Yes X2
5. Horses. Yes
6. Volunteer firefighter. Yes

So does that mean I have 6 jobs?


1) Fulltime Crane Repair/Construction Millwright
2) Gas heat, [bleep] wood, cept for beer drinking
3) Gardens are for old people
4) [bleep] no, kids are the devil.
5) Horses, I wish.
6) Full-time Volunteer fisherman, hunter, shooter, and beer drinker


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Originally Posted by archie_james_c
Originally Posted by SLM


1. Job. (Full time) yes
2. Fire wood. yes
3. Garden. Yes
4. Dad. Yes X2
5. Horses. Yes
6. Volunteer firefighter. Yes

So does that mean I have 6 jobs?


1) Fulltime Crane Repair/Construction Millwright
2) Gas heat, [bleep] wood, cept for beer drinking
3) Gardens are for old people
4) [bleep] no, kids are the devil.
5) Horses, I wish.
6) Full-time Volunteer fisherman, hunter, shooter, and beer drinker


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LMAO, you win!!

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You don't have to put up with this [bleep] Jeff, 'flave is self medicating a case of HIV with NyQuil.

Don't trust that [bleep] 'slave either, especially if he invites you to his house for a BBQ.


Where is the LOVE.........
Give PEACE a [bleep] chance..........
BBQ blonde is HOT.......

GFY.


Laughin' my [bleep]' ass off...


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by Jeff_O
I have one. Several. One of them is putting up 4 cords of firewood for next winter! grin

But you mean "job" as in something that pays you even while you dick around on the 'net. My job doesn't do that, sad to say. Only kouch [bleep] jobs do that. whistle


Yes. Like when you were failing as a realtor and kept posting worthless horseschit on the 'campfire?


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by SLM
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Originally Posted by SLM


1. Job. (Full time) yes
2. Fire wood. yes
3. Garden. Yes
4. Dad. Yes X2
5. Horses. Yes
6. Volunteer firefighter. Yes

So does that mean I have 6 jobs?


1) Fulltime Crane Repair/Construction Millwright
2) Gas heat, [bleep] wood, cept for beer drinking
3) Gardens are for old people
4) [bleep] no, kids are the devil.
5) Horses, I wish.
6) Full-time Volunteer fisherman, hunter, shooter, and beer drinker


laugh


LMAO, you win!!



Wait,I take that back. You didn't win cause you are not a "Female pleasure injector".

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1) Outside Services at The Golf Course
2) Full Time Student
3) Full time ammo burner
4) Part Time RahTard.

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Originally Posted by Tanner
1) Outside Services at The Golf Course
2) Full Time Student
3) Full time ammo burner
4) Part Time RahTard.


Caddyshack!!!
You could be nailing those feisty bridge players at the club instead of the school girl hard bodies, they tip!


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Originally Posted by SLM



Wait,I take that back. You didn't win cause you are not a "Female pleasure injector".


Thats usually a side job during beer drinking laugh


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So what does 7WSMAI mean?

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Originally Posted by Hutch
So what does 7WSMAI mean?


Its pronounced 7mm short action ultra mag laugh


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'flave,

Poor dumb Jeff-O is simply doing the best she can,with what very little she has to work with and she likes to obliviously quantify how Imagination never melds with Reality.

Bless her heart.






Shefire,

I see your "Trump Card" has lost it's "luster" and you no longer feel compelled to bask in the generousity of others,as yet another quantification of the things you nearly did,with wares you nearly had and from places you've nearly been.

Imagination and Pretend really "work" so "well" for you.

Laffin'!







Jeff-O,

Of course it's the same old tired schit. It isn't like you have ever done anything,today is no different and tomorrow will only "surprise" you as being likewise. Your couchbound [bleep] and delusions of "results",are the very foundation of The Do-Nothing Gang's Dumbphucktitude and it's a [bleep] riot to watch you scheme a way to try and make such things "fashionable"...while portraying yourself as a victim. Dumbphuck,you are simply a victim of your Stupidity and luckily for all,it's the gift that keeps on giving.

Loved the quip about a whole 4 cords of wood and I get a kick outta your version of "work",as much as your version of everything else!

You are simply an incredibly inept amalgamation of Do-Nothing Dumbphucktitude and that you ACTUALLY believe you've a first [bleep] clue about anything,is as funny as schit gets!

Too bad you couldn't accurately chart that,because it'd blow your mind.

Laffin'!







Tanner,

It's never been difficult to discern who shoot their Imaginations and mouths.

Though the true blessing is,such dumbphucks are oblivious to the transparency of same,with do reliably arrange copious comedy on alotta levels.

Shefire and Jeff-O...are boldly taking Dumbphucktitude to new levels and rest assured,PETA sanctions such "results".

Laffin'!









'slave,

If only in fairness when tallying Jeff-O's "jobs",you'll wanna include Window Licker,Mall Ninja,Do-Nothing Dumbphuck,Imagination,Pretend,Fabrication,Democrat,Chartsmith,Tape Specialist,Cardboard Conundrum Engineer and Birth Control Candidate...amongst a host of others.


I know,I know...tough to pick a favorite and her version of what a paycheck looks like,would certainly frost the cake!






'MAGNUM,

Jeff-O's version of "work",ain't.

But in fairness...she's CONSISTENT!









'Jake,

The Merrel's are a nice way to fly,for certain.

Spill your guts on the findings and points is always awarded for Hero Pics of carnage.









Hutch,

7WSMAI means a 3" magbox throated in accords,to kiss a 162 at nearly same.

Hint.








archie,


I'll take the Montucky 7 Whizzum over my Seven 7 ShamWow,due to balance,handling,weight,COAL,throat geometry and downrange performance.


[Linked Image]

With luck,it'll fuel some Do-Nothing Gang Imagination and all parties will be able to reap the splendors of the inherent hilarity,of their doing the best they can...with what very little they have to work with.

EPIC [bleep] humor!









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Well thats more than a lot obvious Stick wink . But the cool factor is through the roof and its [bleep] funny watching people cock their heads like a drooling Lab when you say "short action ultra mag".


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Boxer,
you are correct. We could have gone on for days. Thanks for the reminder.
He also could list, adult depends prototype model, Bullet box seal dumbphuck, Load posting champion for Gay Magazine, playing "Deep Throat" in the movie "Eugene Man Party" and pivot man in "Flying J the Movie".

Truly, the gift that keeps on giving.


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Originally Posted by wageslave
Boxer,
you are correct. We could have gone on for days. Thanks for the reminder.
He also could list, adult depends prototype model, Bullet box seal dumbphuck, Load posting champion for Gay Magazine, playing "Deep Throat" in the movie "Eugene Man Party" and pivot man in "Flying J the Movie".

Truly, the gift that keeps on giving.


He is a bottomless pit of stupid.


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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