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This Horse is.....
DEAD
...CAN WE STOP BEATING THE SCHITT OUT OF IT?
Kindness invites abuse du ma nhieu
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Campfire 'Bwana
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This one is for Deflave. I call it, "Deflave with Goat Ass"... is that redundant? (get your hands out of your pants, you deviant [bleep]!)
The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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Ok, so I'm an artist�. Did I mention this? I call this one, "Fork Full of Wageslave". Do you like it? Or should I get you a slimier one? Gotta keep my fans happy after all. Prattle on there, cupcake. Remember, You're WINNING. You were voted best Train Wreck on the fire. Congratulations? Lead on....... your pal, wageslave
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This Horse is.....
DEAD
...CAN WE STOP BEATING THE SCHITT OUT OF IT? Looks like we are at goats now. Jeff-o is pretty horned up about it.
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Jeff, looks like after 40 years you have FINALLY found a job on par with your IQ. Rock on.
P.S. Maybe the neighbors need their schit shoveled? Just trying to help an out of work buddy earn some coin. Your welcome.
Your pal, wageslave
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Campfire 'Bwana
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This piece, I'm very proud of. It's an installation piece that I can move from town to town. It's called, "Boxer is Like Wheelbarrow full of Crap!" However, it can only be shown once a day due to the fact that it smells so bad... just like it's namesake, eh?
The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Jeff, looks like after 40 years you have FINALLY found a job on par with your IQ. Rock on.
P.S. Maybe the neighbors need their schit shoveled? Just trying to help an out of work buddy earn some coin. Your welcome.
Your pal, wageslave C'mon. You can do better than THAT! This is ball-bustin', man. You are more like... a whiny beatch. Buck up, trooper!
The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Shefire,
I see you are still a mite uncomfy with riding the shirt tails of others?!!?
You sorry Day Dreaming Dumbphuck.
Actually Scheiss4Brains, I just got back from taking the wife up to Seattle to fly back to Minnesota to be with her dying mother on short notice, so I have been gone...
but I see that you missed me...
wish I could say the same about you, but I can't...
right now I have more important things on my plate then letting you know what a dipshitt you are.....
but be patient, when all is said and done, I can be back to remind you what a pompous butthead you are...
besides you impress yourself so much, why do you need anyone else's approval on your little life on "Lost Planet Schtick"??
"Minus the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the Country" Marion Barry, Mayor of Wash DC
“Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the Constitution.” ~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I call this one, "Stick a fork in wageslave, Deflave, and Boxer (because they can't keep up!)" .... also cause y'all are like an endless pile of stinky goat-poo... just sayin'...
The CENTER will hold.
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FÜCK PUTIN!
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Jeff, looks like after 40 years you have FINALLY found a job on par with your IQ. Rock on.
P.S. Maybe the neighbors need their schit shoveled? Just trying to help an out of work buddy earn some coin. Your welcome.
Your pal, wageslave C'mon. You can do better than THAT! This is ball-bustin', man. You are more like... a whiny beatch. Buck up, trooper! I like you too much. Your pal, wageslave
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Note the masterful composition, as the bold diagonal of the fork handle naturally leads the eye to the stinky pile of wageslave, Deflave, and Boxer. Genius. Genius!
The CENTER will hold.
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I call this gem, "Deflave, aka the Little Bug That Tried to Crawl Down My Sweaty Ass Crack but Got Swatted". HOWEVER, as an artist sensitive to my audiences' desires, I can substitute Boxer or wageslave if a) that makes Deflave cry or b) either of y'all would rather. I'm just nice that way.
The CENTER will hold.
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FÜCK PUTIN!
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Another live-art work. This'un here is called "Worm That Lives in Boxer's [bleep]". Deflave and 'slave, you can fight over who gets to be the worm. I couldn't find two. (yes I know it's not a worm... artistic licence...)
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You know what I find the most distrubing out of all of this?...
The fact that Jeff O takes a camera with him to shovel goat schitt. Thats [bleep] grade A creepy man.
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Weak, very weak...
You using all those pictures to make a map back to the house?
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You know what I find the most distrubing out of all of this?...
The fact that Jeff O takes a camera with him to shovel goat schitt. Thats [bleep] grade A creepy man. He really is not shoveling goat [bleep], he is packing goat [bleep].
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You know what I find the most distrubing out of all of this?...
The fact that Jeff O takes a camera with him to shovel goat schitt. Thats [bleep] grade A creepy man. There's these things called "phones" that have "cameras" built right in! You can put them in your "pocket"! Whoa! There's really cool ones called "iPhones" you can upload pics from straight to Photobucket! Double whoa!
The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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Weak, very weak...
You using all those pictures to make a map back to the house? Y'know what's weak? ^^ THAT'S ^^ weak. C'mon, pry harder. Or smarter. Something!
The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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Crickets....
I do realize it's that you hard-charging Kubicle [bleep] can't really keep up... but you could at least use your vivid Imaginations to Pretend!
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There's these things called "phones" that have "cameras" built right in! You can put them in your "pocket"! Whoa!
There's really cool ones called "iPhones" you can upload pics from straight to Photobucket! Double whoa!
Triple whoa douchenozzle! You spent your day taking pictures of goat schitt....
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