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Don't have a naked pictures of women to post but Idaho's wilderness is breath taking and never gets old. Jayco  Need some?
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Take that NZ.
Here come the limericks. About to be, game, set........
Go JEFF-O, you can do it.... Yep, I knew Jeff wouldn't be able to resist. Go JEFF-O, beat them all up with a witty limerick....
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Ok, so I'm out there working on this phookin' mess of a tree, like grownup pick-up-stix where you can break a leg if you aren't careful, and my goats are out there because they love willow and it's a part of the woods that the predators vector in from and they don't like to forage over there alone... anyway... so I'm cutting this tree up and one of them looks at me plaintively and says, clear as a bell:
"Traaaav! Traaav!"
Deflave, STAY THE [bleep] AWAY FROM MY LIVESTOCK! Or at least have the common decency to buy them some alfalfa first.
The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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Ok, so I'm out there working on this phookin' mess of a tree, like grownup pick-up-stix where you can break a leg if you aren't careful, and my goats are out there because they love willow and it's a part of the woods that the predators vector in from and they don't like to forage over there alone... anyway... so I'm cutting this tree up and one of them looks at me plaintively and says, clear as a bell:
"Traaaav! Traaav!"
Deflave, STAY THE [bleep] AWAY FROM MY LIVESTOCK! Or at least have the common decency to buy them some alfalfa first. Jeff, Nice attempt at a cover buddy, but why would I bang a goat with your fabulously large puzzy flapping in the wind beside them? I'll bang a 40 something retarded chick over a goat. 10 times out of 10. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Ok, so I'm out there working on this phookin' mess of a tree, like grownup pick-up-stix where you can break a leg if you aren't careful, and my goats are out there because they love willow and it's a part of the woods that the predators vector in from and they don't like to forage over there alone... anyway... so I'm cutting this tree up and one of them looks at me plaintively and says, clear as a bell:
"Traaaav! Traaav!"
Deflave, STAY THE [bleep] AWAY FROM MY LIVESTOCK! Or at least have the common decency to buy them some alfalfa first. DUDE, that didn't rime and it was stupid.......fail. Pry, harder.
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Hmmm. Good point.
Maybe there's ANOTHER sheepphucker named Travis out there?!
Jesus H, you people are everywhere. Is there no decency left in this world.
The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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Ok, so I'm out there working on this phookin' mess of a tree, like grownup pick-up-stix where you can break a leg if you aren't careful, and my goats are out there because they love willow and it's a part of the woods that the predators vector in from and they don't like to forage over there alone... anyway... so I'm cutting this tree up and one of them looks at me plaintively and says, clear as a bell:
"Traaaav! Traaav!"
Deflave, STAY THE [bleep] AWAY FROM MY LIVESTOCK! Or at least have the common decency to buy them some alfalfa first. DUDE, that didn't rime and it was stupid.......fail. Pry, harder. Did you PYCOTC (truck seat in this case) during Wageslave's Big Adventure.... or was it too snowy out there for your wee ickle pointy boots?
The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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Have Dog
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Limericks, eh?
That's a valve best left shut-- just sayin'-- but we'll let one leak out, like Deflave sharting after 12 beers.
A question was asked of the Kube [bleep]
About their favorite outdoor runt
A,B,C, D or E?
How tough can it be?
But so far, I'm just seeing [bleep]-punts!
The CENTER will hold.
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FÜCK PUTIN!
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Hmmm. Good point.
Maybe there's ANOTHER sheepphucker named Travis out there?!
Jesus H, you people are everywhere. Is there no decency left in this world. You finally take the time to ask questions, and they're just as stupid as your declarations. And I don't need you tell me I made a good point. I already know that when I hit "submit". Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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12 beers? Are you a mormon or something?
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire 'Bwana
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You little minx, you.
The fat dumb chicks around here would gobble you up. At least until the sharting started, and you [bleep] their livestock.
The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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You little minx, you.
The fat dumb chicks around here would gobble you up. At least until the sharting started, and you [bleep] their livestock. That's no way for a PC Obogo lover to talk. You don't get it. After they gobble your work is done and you need them no longer. IF you weren't gay you'd know that.
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You little minx, you.
The fat dumb chicks around here would gobble you up. At least until the sharting started, and you [bleep] their livestock. Jeff, We are all well aware that you would gobble me up. Some things need not be stated. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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It is and that's why Jeff didn't recognize it. Oh yes I do. For instance, this deer is dead: ![[Linked Image]](http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r111/handwired/photo-63.jpg) (sound of Jeff kicking himself for not saving pic of Roy in his goofy little Swiss boy scout hunting clothes with dead buck) Looks more like a rabbit to me...
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Is there some terminology to express the opposite of the "cream rising to the top"...or should we just reference this thread??? I think that is creme de la crap .....
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There once was a lefty named JeffO...
In real estate, fancied himself pro
but alas the market did tank
and his comissions well surely they sank
So now he's a stay at home schmoe!!!!
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Ahhh... too funny. A genuine belly-laugh there. Well done!
I'm really liking the dynamic (now) of just making chit & getting paid. It's extra fun that it's precision chit. The racket that is RE has to experienced to be really understood. But suffice it to say, the disconnect between the work and getting paid is... disconcerting.
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FÜCK PUTIN!
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You constantly assume that people who post about the real estate business have no experience in it...
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Here. Let's start with this. Here's our Fearless Leader with his ass-shot deer. Note coat placement. This was on PURPOSE. Note the steely glare of accomplishment as he squats by his Kill. No Imagination necessary here! No, he actually did aim right at the butt of that deer and pull the trigger. Then he truly did cover up the resulting Waste and Mess with his coat. I'm cryin' here! Those of us who've only done this by accident, and seen the resulting mess, can only stand in awe of the sheer... sheer... Ethicitude of doing it on purpose. The text of the Deed is pretty amusing too. I'll save it for later. ![[Linked Image]](http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r111/handwired/b360b3ee.jpg) Looks like a backpack and not a coat to me... There's something pretty goddam ugly at the front end of that deer too. WTF is that thing, some kinda bridge dwelling troll or mutant dwarf ?
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