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As I head out into my massive 5 acre wilderness wetland woods, truck in 4wd and I'm still scared schitless, big-boy potty training pants on, body warmed up cause the transvestite hooker just got off me, to move several tons of wood at the flying J gloryhole, I can't help thinking...,,,
GOD I'm glad I don't have to drive all the way to the bank to cash a paycheck! I take cash from selling my body to truckers and don't claim it to my leader Obamo.
Just sayin'.
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I'm on pins and needles here.
I was thinking of getting my 32nd job (Oregon count) and was thinking ranching would be just the ticket.
Travis So you're gonna give up on the goat herding and sheep [bleep]? Jeff's gonna be pissed. You really need to give up on this "hole" sheep thing anyway. Stick with the fat Christian moms. Clyde
The liberal mind is an endless black hole of stupidity.
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As I head out into my massive 5 acre wilderness wetland woods, truck in 4wd and I'm still scared schitless, big-boy potty training pants on, body warmed up cause the transvestite hooker just got off me, to move several tons of wood at the flying J gloryhole, I can't help thinking...,,,
GOD I'm glad I don't have to drive all the way to the bank to cash a paycheck! I take cash from selling my body to truckers and don't claim it to my leader Obamo.
Just sayin'. Ooooh... a nibble. Angst from Kubeland.... Don't worry 'slave.... you'll get another long weekend in, oh, SEPTEMBER. You can fire up your Imagination and Pretend until then (if only obviously)... (drove up and saw SNOW a couple days ago! Didn't get a prickly sweat and turn around, either! Can you Imagine? No you cannot!)
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I'll believe Deflave is off the goats when they stop saying, "Traaaaav! Traaaav!".....
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As I head out into my massive 5 acre wilderness wetland woods, truck in 4wd and I'm still scared schitless, big-boy potty training pants on, body warmed up cause the transvestite hooker just got off me, to move several tons of wood at the flying J gloryhole, I can't help thinking...,,,
GOD I'm glad I don't have to drive all the way to the bank to cash a paycheck! I take cash from selling my body to truckers and don't claim it to my leader Obamo.
Just sayin'. Read the above again Jeff-Ho, Your idea of a long weekend looks like d!cks, followed by more d!cks. Not my idea of a vacation, but you PC libs always think different then us normal folk. Don't worry, I'll actually keep working for a living and you can dream you are still in France as you daydream and photo your days away. Keep sucking on the government tit my friend as you badmouth the hand that feeds you.
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Oooohhh.... nibble turns to bite.
What you know about work = the volume of primers you've popped in '12.... which is to say, "not much".
Just about got my truck loaded with the first load. You wanna see a pic of what Real People do there KK? Or just use your Imagination?
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Oooohhh.... nibble turns to bite.
What you know about work = the volume of primers you've popped in '12.... which is to say, "not much".
Just about got my truck loaded with the first load. You wanna see a pic of what Real People do there KK? Or just use your Imagination? Thanks Jeff-Ho, that means so much to me, especially coming from you. The volume of d!cks you've popped in '12, easily outshines your primer count by thousands. Congratulations? Don't worry, I'll actually keep working for a living and you can dream you are still in France as you daydream and photo your days away. So yes, I can hardly wait to see another photo session from the Elmira Girls Gone Wild! Post them up.
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The CENTER will hold.
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You KNOW you want to see it... an actual Truck loaded up with actual Wood by an actual Man (hint: those little withered raisins you sit on in the Kubical, don't mean you are male...)
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Jeff-Ho, I do not remember asking about the details your encounter with the transvestite, please try to stay focused. I am repulsed by immoral and same gender sex. Thank you. Your pal, wageslave
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Man, you Kube [bleep] play the pervy card easily.
Congratulations?
Beg for the pic, b!tch. It'll give you something to do on your 11-minute break.
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Jeff-Ho, Once upon a time, I too went to the woods. The big woods. Dark, damp, wet, windy, thick and nasty scary woods. I was back in to far to turn around as it was less miles to my destination than retreat. I was Logcutter deep. No schit. I thought to myself if I, a normal wage earning American, could overcome my fear and find my way back to mankind, maybe I could do good with what I saw and learned. Maybe I could help an unemployed daytime dreamer, trucker [bleep], goat schit smelling, transvestite B!tch to see there was hope, if they would just pull their head out of their azz. So here's a wilderness pic Jeff-Ho, hope it helps you find yourself. Good luck, your pal, wageslave
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As I head out into my woods, truck in 4wd, big-boy pants on, body warmed up to move several tons of wood, I can't help thinking...,,,
GOD I'm glad I'm not a do-nothing Kube [bleep]!
Just sayin'. Headed out at the crack of noon? Always good to get an early start on your day..... Just sayin'...
Why pack all that messy meat out of the bush when we can just go to the grocery store where meat is made? Hell,if they sold antlers I would save so much money I could afford to go Dolphin fishing. Maybe even a baby seal safari.
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What I find a little strange about the bragging of being an outdoors type of person, is all the time you spend sitting in front of your computer, bragging. How in the world do you find time to do all this manly outdoor stuff.
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Ahhhh... I wisht you could smell the cedar-scented air... hear the silence... feel the sense of connection to land you've worked for decades, 'Slave.
Then again I'm sure your Office air filter does OK... the sound of fellow Kubesters is a comfort for a herd animal such as yourself... and you can always Feel the connection of your butt to the chair you've been Stuck to for decades.
It's all good, bro. All good. Keep telling yourself that.
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What I find a little strange about the bragging of being an outdoors type of person, is all the time you spend sitting in front of your computer, bragging. How in the world do you find time to do all this manly outdoor stuff. No computer.... just the mighty mighty iPhone. It goes WITH me to the outdoors!
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As I head out into my woods, truck in 4wd, big-boy pants on, body warmed up to move several tons of wood, I can't help thinking...,,,
GOD I'm glad I'm not a do-nothing Kube [bleep]!
Just sayin'. Headed out at the crack of noon? Always good to get an early start on your day..... Just sayin'... Hey... it was my birthday yesterday,, give a guy a break!
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I had hope, but not alot.
I see, even after a pic to help you on your road to recovery, your head is still firmly planted up your azz.
Oh well.
your pal, wageslave
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I'm on pins and needles here.
I was thinking of getting my 32nd job (Oregon count) and was thinking ranching would be just the ticket.
Travis So you're gonna give up on the goat herding and sheep [bleep]? Jeff's gonna be pissed. You really need to give up on this "hole" sheep thing anyway. Stick with the fat Christian moms. Clyde Good advice right here. Thanks sir. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Aight, KK's. First load is unloaded and I got a good pump on.
'Slave, you want to see a pic of my bicep?
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