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Awww, 'Slave, if you really want to see a bicep pic, I'll put one up for ya.
Just axe nice, 'k?
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FÜCK PUTIN!
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See, here's the deal. Listen up y'all, you'se about to get learnt something.
Excellence, is transitory. Brilliance, is a torch rarely grasped but never held long. However-- the important part-- those blessed with the incendiary light of TRUTH, become... how to put it... befuddled zombies, shells of their former selves. The smart ones realize it. The dumbphucks (cough Buttshot cough) do not, and stumble on as a parody of themownselves.
Our dear friend Big Stick (aka Buttshot Boxer) is a great example.
Let there be no mistake: the lil' [bleep] was brilliant. Brilliant at a stupid thing, but let's not get bogged down in that. He had it goin' ON! He was the best internet ballbusta In The World.
But time wounds all heels, moth and rust do decay... (just ask MontanaCreek who is now a pudgy grouchy bald guy), and the brightest lights often are fueled by, well, booze and other substances that erode Our Heroes, to a limp nub.
(as an example, let us consider, say Stevie Ray. SRV was THE MAN, ripping scorching licks from his battered Strat, the king of the world... until he wasn't. Then he became a zombie, a parody, hacking out the same tired chit with a slightly baffled look on his face. Sound familiar?)
Sticking with the rock star analogy a moment, one oddity of human nature is that even after our Hero reaches Zombie Shell status, he will still have groupies. Granted they are baggy-teated crab infested ho's (like Wageslave) or weird nympho pervs who want to be peed on (like Deflave) or odd ducks playing dress-up and hoping for a bone (like SLM). But they are there! In all their slightly fishy-smelling, blister-lipped "glory", they are there.
And so it goes with Friend Buttshot Boxer. He continues to bang out the same tired licks... slightly out of tune... Now Playing at a Casino Near You!... but the fire is gone. The torch is passed. The One Ring is cast'd into the fires of Mordor, from whence it came. We are down to the yeasty goo at the bottom of the bottle.
The good news is, the dude still has his cracked-hip, blister-lipped, crab infested groupies.
And this, dear reader, is why the cognizant amongst us opt for Inspired Mediocrity. MUCH longer shelf life. And no Deflave hanging around wanting to get peed on.
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FÜCK PUTIN!
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Huh? I have followed this thread for awhile and even without my sticktionary I can figure out what everyone is talking about until your last post.
So I steal a line from Billie Madison: what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Despite my user name, no I am not from Texas.........
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There had to be a scalpel, some thread and testosterone pills (though obviously not enough) to go from this. To this [/quote]
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Oh chit! I just realized I spent the afternoon cutting firewood with a big scary chainsaw... and I forgot to update for Wageslave! He wore a panty liner for nothing!
The CENTER will hold.
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FÜCK PUTIN!
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The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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As usual, Jeff bellies up to the gourmet cracker-barrel and delivers laid-back "wisdom" with the serenity of a down-home Buddha who has discovered that stool softeners really work... W W
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Road-hunted rat deer and snagged fish and Hoarded gay rifles... boooo-ring.
So now you are saying a man's kids road hunt, and snag fish?..... WTF is wrong with you? {rhetorical- I have neither the inclination nor the time to determine what is actually wrong with you}
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See, here's the deal. Listen up y'all, you'se about to get learnt something.
Excellence, is transitory. Brilliance, is a torch rarely grasped but never held long. However-- the important part-- those blessed with the incendiary light of TRUTH, become... how to put it... befuddled zombies, shells of their former selves. The smart ones realize it. The dumbphucks (cough Buttshot cough) do not, and stumble on as a parody of themownselves.
Our dear friend Big Stick (aka Buttshot Boxer) is a great example.
Let there be no mistake: the lil' [bleep] was brilliant. Brilliant at a stupid thing, but let's not get bogged down in that. He had it goin' ON! He was the best internet ballbusta In The World.
But time wounds all heels, moth and rust do decay... (just ask MontanaCreek who is now a pudgy grouchy bald guy), and the brightest lights often are fueled by, well, booze and other substances that erode Our Heroes, to a limp nub.
(as an example, let us consider, say Stevie Ray. SRV was THE MAN, ripping scorching licks from his battered Strat, the king of the world... until he wasn't. Then he became a zombie, a parody, hacking out the same tired chit with a slightly baffled look on his face. Sound familiar?)
Sticking with the rock star analogy a moment, one oddity of human nature is that even after our Hero reaches Zombie Shell status, he will still have groupies. Granted they are baggy-teated crab infested ho's (like Wageslave) or weird nympho pervs who want to be peed on (like Deflave) or odd ducks playing dress-up and hoping for a bone (like SLM). But they are there! In all their slightly fishy-smelling, blister-lipped "glory", they are there.
And so it goes with Friend Buttshot Boxer. He continues to bang out the same tired licks... slightly out of tune... Now Playing at a Casino Near You!... but the fire is gone. The torch is passed. The One Ring is cast'd into the fires of Mordor, from whence it came. We are down to the yeasty goo at the bottom of the bottle.
The good news is, the dude still has his cracked-hip, blister-lipped, crab infested groupies.
And this, dear reader, is why the cognizant amongst us opt for Inspired Mediocrity. MUCH longer shelf life. And no Deflave hanging around wanting to get peed on. Jesus Christ. You even fail at being funny. Travis
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You smell like pee. And sheep. Ugh.
The CENTER will hold.
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FÜCK PUTIN!
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Only my cock. But thanks for noticing.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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best post of the thread...but I'm afraid they'd all rather wallow in the sty...
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Day Dreamer, As per always,you'll do best by starting with [bleep] yourself...mainly because you'll get more poosy that way. Congratulations? Royce, I typically size with TiN bushings that allow .003" constriction,routinely doing so in my hands,if only to feel finite headspace control. Generally pinch the bushing in my left paw and hold the case with my right. Primers are easily seated by thumb and forefinger. Seating goes the same way,though I do often use an extended shellholder there(for more leverage)...especially in Comp Seaters and VLD's. Tend to dip propellant,by using a spent case of greater capacity than the application,with it's neck sawn off at the shoulder,to speed up the process and that mainly because I shoot a wee bit. Scene from yesterday,if only for conversation. Been musing some mechanical means,but just haven't cut the check yet.(grin) Jeff-O, It is [bleep] hilarious +P++,that you've now read enough F&S to THINK you've a [bleep] clue about anything. Which is of course,why I've long offered to pay for your subscription...if only to keep the hilarity rolling. You never could refuse a handout,though you sure as schit could(do) skirt work. Bless your heart. Your barging yet again outta the closet with your transgender frustrations,painted poignantly with pixels,is certainly epic [bleep] hilarity. Tough to whoop the humor associated with a chick with a dick,as she panders handouts and regales eloquently,her keen insight into the plight of perpetual Dumbphucktitude,through crossed eyes and all crowned with a tinfoil hat. The trouble with such oblivious comedic splendor,is picking a favorite Jeff-O Amazing Dumbphucktitude Moment,if only because your afflictions run so very [bleep] deep and for sooooooooooo [bleep] long,with a volume that is simply [bleep] incredible in it's magnitude. In sheer and utter fairness,I can think of noone that holds a candle to your AMAZING Dumbphucktitude and it is a thing of beauty,in how very well rounded the plight is rooted in your very being. Your repertoire is literally unrivaled and it is frosted in magnificent fashion,because you really are doing the best you can,with what very little you have to work with. Noone can wax as eloquent upon all the things they've nearly did,with all the wares they've nearly had and from all the places they've nearly been...as you can under the auspice of "showcasing" your "results". The [bleep] humor is offa the [bleep] charts! Everyone knows how much you like charts. Laffin'! Your version of everything is an EPIC Goat [bleep] and it is poignantly poetic,that only you are oblivious to same. Please understand,that my last wish or hope,is to curtail the magnitude of your Imagination or derail your Pretend. Quite the opposite in fact,because when you make a stand...the whole World stands up with you and claps their [bleep] hands at the humor associated with your "knowledge","experience" and "results". Simply put,noone is in a like realm and you are to be congratulated for the incredible [bleep] Dumbphucktitude requisite,to be oblivious to same. You ARE a "hard charger" and then some. Laffin'! I realize that it's a whole bunch more,than a whole [bleep] bunch disconcerting to you,that the kids count more coup on victims than you can even Imagine...let alone Pretend to equal. I'd not slight that you've grounds to stand upon,to be more than a whole bunch miffed,that both an 11yr old and a 15yr old put it on you with a strong dose of reality that reliably collides with your fantasy(s). Pretty [bleep] funny how them realities,keep you from posting "all" your peectures of Critterly "Magnitude"...despite bigsqueeze keeping them safely locked up and ready to karate chop anyone who'd dare entertain the notion of your Imagination and Pretend being unveiled. Laffin'! You just keep telling yourself that which you must,in order to salve your realities and if talking out your ass to my kids cheers you up,I'm assuredly all ears and will relay the humor associated,so all can enjoy your Dumbphucktitude. Is there anything in particular,you'd like me to relate to The Dude,as he keeps the 223AI Theme,so he can more effectively fuel your Imagination? Laffin'! For starters I'll relate that you haven't the drive,tags,savvy,wares or jingle to hang...if only for starters. Then it goes downhill from there for ya'. [img] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/BigStick/Stuff/Fish%20Stuff/20110423-DAD_3727.jpg[/img] How about Sister? I'd take no prisoners with her,as she's got purty thick bark. Feel free to REALLY rub it in and spare no details,because she's a girl and that oughtta be "easy" for you. Laffin'! [img] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/BigStick/Stuff/Bucks%20and%20Bears/MonsterMash.jpg[/img] [img] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/BigStick/Stuff/Bucks%20and%20Bears/SistermanFirstBear.jpg[/img] [img] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/BigStick/Stuff/Fish%20Stuff/SeptRRSisterCohoA.jpg[/img] Keep telling yourself that you've got it going and please don't forget the pixels...mainly because schit don't get any [bleep] funnier than your barging yet again outta the closet and convincing yourself that you've a [bleep] clue. Noone can quantify better than you,how Stupidity is the gift that keeps on giving and curiously enough...it's the only thing you can attest to in the firsthand and it is [bleep] epic humor,that you is oblivious to your one and only Trump Card,yet brandish it 24/7. [bleep] WOW +P! 'Bag, She simply does the best she can,with what very little she has to work with. Who the [bleep] could Script better Humor?!!? SLM, And she wonders why she can't keep a job. Besides an epic run to make Dumbphucktitude "fashionable",she's gonna double-dip and make handouts "cool". FO', Don't steal her Imagination...if only because it's all she's got. That'd be mean. MAGNUM, She's gotta tell herself SOMETHING,to satiate her "results" and if the kids Whackin' & Stackin' schit while Castin' & Blastin',does it for her...then it is a win/win scenario of incredible [bleep] humor and upon many levels. Let her simply Imagine that which she must. 'flave, Accept her Imagination for what it is and simply allow her to Pretend as she deems fit,as it really is working nicely for her. Laffin'! '05, As per always,the astute will garner the crux and bank some particulars...yet as to date,The Do-Nothing Gang has yet to proffer a crumb in that regard. Simply fuel the fires of their Imagination and watch the Pretend unfold,if only because schit don't get any [bleep] funnier than that.
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As per expected: Some great pics and successful cutting of tags. Nice work.
laissez les bons temps rouler
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As always--great pics of the kids and their time afield. Can't imagine anything much better than the literal months/years worth of alone time you've garnered with the family in wild places. The pics are nice, but the family time is priceless.
Just to pickle Jeff-O completely, I think you should paint the entire Rocktucky BLUE and turn The Dude loose.......
He'd cry when seeing the results.
Suck bullets simply suck.
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As per always,the astute will garner the crux and bank some particulars...yet as to date,The Do-Nothing Gang has yet to proffer a crumb in that regard. Simply fuel the fires of their Imagination and watch the Pretend unfold,if only because schit don't get any [bleep] funnier than that. As always enjoy your pics, kids look great, nice fish,love those Sitka. I am just unwilling to wade through hip deep shidt for a crumb...just me, other's mileage may vary. Hoping this finds you and yours well, Charlie
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As usual, Jeff bellies up to the gourmet cracker-barrel and delivers laid-back "wisdom" with the serenity of a down-home Buddha who has discovered that stool softeners really work... W W damn, I know I've seen that before.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Boxer, I'm sorry to challenge one of your assumptions. On what do you base your theory that someone, who can't open a box, can open a zip-lock bag?
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein
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I betcha "Sister" could kick Jeffie Zero's rear while she's standing on one foot. And even that wouldn't be fair to Jeffie.
The Mayans had it right. If you�re going to predict the future, it�s best to aim far beyond your life expectancy, lest you wind up red-faced in a bunker overstocked with Spam and ammo.
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You are one crusty-ass 78 year old, Bigbuck.
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