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Just to knock the puzzy out of you.


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....though it appears to have a pretty strong hold. Hmmm. The puzzy is strong in this one.


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Hey did that big scarey(ms200T) chainsaw whoop your azz? LMAO


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Jeff-o I don't drink again I believe I have told you that before. But whenever you feel man enough to punch me in the face or anywhere else have at it. Still waiting on all these far and away hunts you have been on.


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I don't hunt, fish, or do anything outdoors. I'm sure the hunts you don't do, far exceed the ones I don't do.


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Or did you need the 3120XP for that willow? LOL


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I don't know what you mean.

Chain saws scare me. I just hire physical work out.


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Originally Posted by Jeff_O
Originally Posted by MontanaCreekHunter
Jeff-o has every excuse in the book not to go anywhere to hunt or fish. Besides he gets lost in his own yard, how the hell do you expect him to get anywhere out of his yard let alone AK?


There's a trout creek on my land, y'old silly willy. And I travel farther to hunt every year than you do.




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Thats funny you told me you were a (tree) climber. If you are a climber you have to have a MS200T as any climber worth a chit owns atleast one. SRT, DRT? I bet you prune in spurs too.


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WOW the silence is deafening.


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Jeff-o please stay with us on here, we really don't want you pro-creating and further contaminating the gene pool. Between you and your buddy Shefire there is enough f-ed up genes running around already.


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You are the living proof of THAT noise....


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SRT, DRT???????

Where have your wild hunting adventures taken you? Besides inside your pea brain?

Needed the 3120XP on that willow did you?


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91 A didn't exist back then... and to be able to enter due to some Voc Tech or Jr College Courses, was pretty much none existent also...either you had the military training in the order it was required, or you didn't get enrolled...

91 B was required, for 91 C, period...even for the short course... 91 As didn't exist, even when I got out in 82...

not so for some of the other courses tho...from 76 to 82, things did change as they geared down from the Vietnam period..


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Originally Posted by MontanaCreekHunter
Have at it. It will never change the fact that you and shefire are two of the biggest idiots to walk the earth.


and your nose is so far up Schtick's asss, I am sure when he blows his nose, he has to wipe yours also...

if he stopped and took a left turn, he'd break your neck off..

so how should I feel, when I am called an idiot, by a brown nosing Idiot? personally, doesn't bother me at all...

what you think isn't exactly on my priority list...

positive or negative...


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Originally Posted by MontanaCreekHunter
Jeff-o has every excuse in the book not to go anywhere to hunt or fish. Besides he gets lost in his own yard, how the hell do you expect him to get anywhere out of his yard let alone AK?


coming from a guy who lives in Danbury Connecticut? thats a laugh...


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Your only off by about 67 miles. But hell that is typical of the Army.



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Jeff-O,

Your Imagination is a thing of beauty and it is entertaining as hell to grant you opportunity to Pretend you've the savvy to do anything Outdoors,let alone the jingle. Due them constants,you've practiced Pretend to the extent to become THE broke dick turdpolisher of repute and frost all of those "findings" with your Imaginary "results".

The manic obsession(s)/delusion(s) are [bleep] hilarious and it is a riot to allow you the bandwidth to extoll upon all the things you nearly did,with all the wares you nearly had and from all those places you've nearly been. Your ease in talking out your ass,about those things you know the least about and the furthest from your means or abilities,reliably takes stupid to places it's never been before. The only thing funnier than that sadsack compilation of sheer and utter Do-Nothing Dumbphucktitude,is that you've yourself convinced that you've actually done "something" and SugarTits...there ain't NO trumping humor of that magnitude!

At least Imagination and Pretend are free,otherwise you couldn't do that.

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GreatWapoozy,

Cheer up,Hutch is a touch beeger than the average Lab. Kudos for gunning a Rat Bear smaller than he and rejoicing in the "satisfaction" of the "result" as your "Trump Card". Your swooning same with a straight face,adds MUCH to the inherent humor and it's always entertaining to grant you opportunity to showcase your best efforts! I'd not slight how easily you are satiated and think of all that money saved on a rug,killing a Dink.

You noted that you gals were sauced on the "Adventure" and in synch with your reservations with the Camera Gal being in the bag,you'd of done far better not to let the drunken gal who "Judged" it or the pickled [bleep] who yerked the trigger,be so easily influenced with Dinktitude on your "Great Hunt". Nice touch to mention being sauced,as it lent you a way "out",even if you had to chew your arm off to get there.

VERY much enjoy your "satisfactions" inherent the "results" of your gunning 100 Rats over a single Booner,if only because it's the only [bleep] "move" you've got. Holy [bleep] dog schit,that is hilarious of you to muse you've somehow an "option" or the "abilities" to do otherwise. Keep telling yourself that which you most desperately need to hear and please continue to whine aloud with those "revelations".

Laffin'!






Shefire,

Do you scream "Get some!!"...while you're screaming "I don't care!!!". Just curious how far your Pretend takes you,not that it ain't obvious.

I reckon it plum fluttering,that a Full Tilt BatSchit Crazy Do-Nothing Day Dreaming Dumbphuck is so smitten with me. In fairness,I told you long ago not to look into my eyes or you'd get knocked up. There's no slighting your taste in men,you "hard charger".

As per always it's a "treat" to be inundated yet again,with all the things you almost did,with all the things you almost had and from all the places you've almost been. Congratulations?!!?

Laffin'!





'tue,

Hutch is very laid back and not prone to increased Estrogen level "excitement" and makes a great straight man for comedy. He does what the [bleep] he wants,when the [bleep] he wants and lives the life of Riley with the longest of leashes. Entertaininger than [bleep],that his mild mannerisms are costing some Do-Nothing Dumbphucks some serious sleep.

Think I'll go tell him.(grin)

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'Loco,

Don't go fueling Jeff-O's Imagination with sumptin' that'll take money,for her to Pretend.

THAT is mean!






archie',

Nawwwww...it's still 223AI based,save the Imagination and Pretend of them who don't gun said chambering(in fairness,of which there is many).


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Never been tough to tell who shoots and who don't and that constant will never wane it's clarity. Though it's never not funny to fuel them fires of Imagination.


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I'd still happily buy the video of The Dynamic Duo Of Dumbphucktitude,trying to sneak up on a glass of [bleep] water. One would be sprinklin' bread crumbs,the other screaming "Get some!!!".(grin)







MCH,

Purty mean to be teasing Jeff-O about the things she could never do...but it is sublime humor,to muse the Welfare Queen schlepping to AK,only to get lost and to mandate S&R efforts to find her.

She has an uncanny knack for spending other folk's jingle,though it is commensurate with all her other "knacks". Luckily for her,Imagination and Pretend are free and that her version of "results" are so [bleep] amazingly inept,so as to literally DEFINE humor.(grin)

She punches alotta "tags".

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Haven't had a drink in years, but thanks for your concern. And, I'd take shooting a 100 dink bears over one Booner if it meant living one day of your miserable life. Crack another bottle and buy some more trinkets, it'll help feel that void.

You really should send "sister" to Hollywood, she could win an Oscar with that "act".

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Here is another of Toby having a miserable day having to hunt in the snow. I told him the bird had left, but he wouldn't believe me.

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I even made Abby hunt in it at 11 years old. Then again the choice was hers. Really I'm not all that bad of a person.

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