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Winchell's you really are lost. This is the Northeast Dunk-n-Donuts rules the roost here.


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Yes to be honest I use to get my donuts from D&D's dumpsters. Until they started locking them because of lawsuits from people like you that eat the donuts.


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How much longer you guys thinking about dragging this thread on for?

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GreatWapoozy,

Fairly [bleep] poignant,that all you can add to any conversation,is your fascination with cartoons and a Tutorial on Drunken Cub Killin'.

Bless your heart.

Allow me to fuel your Imagination,so you can perfect your Pretend.

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Laffin'!







MCH,

You's stealing GreatPoozy's thunder again...just let her Imagine and Pretend,while admiring her "results" and the sole "satisfactions" that must be her's in the culmination.(grin)





'slave,

Big Momma actually requested it for her B-day present some years back and who am I to say "no" to such a great idea?!!?(grin)





DD,

I drive a Gerber version of a 'belt cutter,but don't use it on Critters,if only because I've spilled too many guts the Old Fashioned way. Have always been and will always be a fan of rather modest blades and purveyor of finesse,when it comes to plying cutting edges in their use.

If only to keep the 223AI Theme.

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Try you some Swedish Steel for splitting briskets,knocking of all 4 corners and actually skinning with too. While I've lotsa sizes,I tend to get the 2nd and 3rd smallest of their lineage,the most bloody.

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As Otters go...these is the BIG Bastards and they are a marvel of efficiency.

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Fair to middlin' sized Trout jumping here.

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If we play our cards right,we might get another Slug pic...but I'm thinkin' it'll be more than a few days until she can score enough pop cans to buy some salt and turn it into a right proper Hunt.

Laffin'!





battue,

With it's first barrel,it mainly wore a 6x42. With it's 2nd barrel,mainly a 3.5-10x non-AO with a 3/4MOA CPC dot...because the 6x42 got slicked up for another project('nother 243AI build).

While the 6x42 is obviously my favorite glass of All Time,the 3.5-10x 40mm in both 1"(non-AO) for killing and 30mm LR M1 configuration (for playing) is my favorite variable.

Though in fairness,I've lotsa glass to choose from and beat the [bleep] outta all of it.






stray'

Don't discount the wind in your face and Sneekin' and Peekin',bearing fruit.

Pun be intended.







'stalker,

Feel free to denote when you figure the Do-Nothing Dumbphucks attain their first [bleep] clue and holstering their Imagination and Pretend. Personally,I don't see it being in the cards.

Though alas...Stupidity is THE gift that keeps on givin'.




























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Larry-

In one of the vids that you linked, you had paired numbers on the underside of your hat's brim - grade numbers.

To what do they refer? Is that diameters at distances from the stump?


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'slave,

Big Momma actually requested it for her B-day present some years back and who am I to say "no" to such a great idea?!!?(grin)














Tough to quash an awesome idea.

I'm thinking a follow up sign at the front door.

"can't you [bleep] read?"


Nice bear pic, by the way.


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GreatWapoozy,

You's rather adept at oblivious comedy,whether it's doing your best with a Rat Display or flexing your Imagination with plagiarized cartoons. It never ain't not a treat,to grant you opportunity to showcase just how dismal your best efforts are,though in fairness you sure as [bleep] don't have much to work with.

Lemme fuel your next 5 Lifetimes worth of Imagination,so you can practice your Pretend...and here's hoping you'll tell yourself you can do it! Laffin'!

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Bless your heart.







'bender,

If I recollect correctly,you cite bushels placed within my beanie,which will tally the day's pay. Beings a bushel is 1,000bd ft(Westside Scribner) and that strip price was $18 a bushel,one can easily correlate how money grows on trees. A tree with a 13'-67",13'-62",13-60",13'-53",14'-50" and 14'-44" to the end of the Merch Grade for the viability of that particular Show,equates to $216 clams or roughly $3 a minute for the 12,000 bd ft of Merch in said victim.

Here's an overview of an introduction to the nuances of Grade and Westside Scribner in a PDF,if only as a curiousity(Busheling RINK). Note how the scale offered(starting on pg. 39 of the PDF),doesn't even go to 67",though it do lend an inkling to the formulation. Anywhoo,it's a juggling act of being able to read Grade prior to opening things up,maximizing Grade all the while and having a keen understanding of both gross weight and the Physics associated with getting logs to the Landing. Very [bleep] few can do it and them that can,literally get to write their own ticket and do what the [bleep] they want and admittedly,them ain't bad "problems" to have.(grin)


For conversation here's a smattering of different "Cutting Cards".

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I never cut my first 10' diameter tree until I was 17. Now I reckon there's some who'd "think" that such things ain't nearly as fun or lucrative as playing in Goat Schit,chasin' Slugs,sneakin' up on glasses of water,trying to open cardboard boxes,spending a year in eager "anticipation" of murdering a Cub and the whole plethora of The Do-Nothing Gang's "hard charging" ways...but them dumb [bleep] who "think" that,miss alotta boats and cain't connect any dots.

Stupidity is THE gift that keeps on givin' and it [bleep] near ain't any fun,rubbing the dumb [bleep] noses in their own stupidity.

Almost.(grin)






'Cub,

You sorry Do-Nothing Day Dreaming Dumbphuck...you crack me the [bleep] up!

It'd be tough to slight how very wellfounded your insecurities regarding your sexuality really are. Why do I know you could hang a Chick Pic of yourself,that'd hang with Jeff-O's pre-operation pic?!!?

You go girl!






'slave,

I'm purty partial to the Old Gal.

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Thanks for the answer, but I guess I don't understand it. But, I'm only running a Stihl 031 w/ 20" bar. wink

It was something similar to this that was scribed under the brim. What are those measurements and where do they come from?
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Stihl.

Figures.

Y'old Poosy Willow, you.


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Boxer,

Did your "Buttshot" nickname come about before, during, or after you washed out of the Welfare Logging Mascot business?

Thanks!


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Originally Posted by ironbender
Thanks for the answer, but I guess I don't understand it. But, I'm only running a Stihl 031 w/ 20" bar. wink

It was something similar to this that was scribed under the brim. What are those measurements and where do they come from?
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A tree with a 13'-67",13'-62",13-60",13'-53",14'-50" and 14'-44" ...


Grade/Sorts are what a log's fiscal value is based upon and when denoting what a tree had in it regarding volume,the length is cited first...then it's diameter at the smallest end,running from the butt to the final cut(top). So in the runs cited above,there were (6) Merchantable logs in said tree and their diameter is in descending order,as their length ran up the tree. So in 78' of lineal tree length running from the butt to the final cut,there was 12,000 bd ft of volume...the remaining was unsuitable for recovery,due to Market conditions or relative worth. So in 78' of lineal length,there was 23" of taper and Grade/Sort recovery was based upon surface characteristics,interior characteristics,length and diameter,in conjunction with how much weight a given machine could handle in those particular conditions,which is a whole 'nother gamut of of the game.

Conversely,here's 200'+ of log in a single tree and my Bucker is barely visible at it's top,in the background. For more extrapolation,it ran for a goodly portion at less than 1" of taper per every 10 lineal feet in length and Jap's would be Sword Fighting on the Landing to cut the check for same. I've killed piles of trees that were worth $100K+ and them opportunities ain't handed out haphazardly,because money do grow on trees and it's ALL about recovery("saving wood") and Grade/Sort utilization/maximization.


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Due to the lonnngggg jingle involved,extry pains are taken to reap max dividends for all parties and because so few can do it,them who can,are in the highest of demand and [bleep]-a know it. Schlepping 2-3 saws around with 3-4 big Silvey rams and a power pump,ain't for the faint of heart on the Billy Goat Rocks. Nor is pumping everything up the hill to save wood and watching same rattle butt-first downhill for what seems like forever and then it gets sporty working it up.(grin)

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I had (5) of my videocameras out the other day,trying to accumulate footage outta the thousands of miles I've shot,hoping to roll some into digital but threw in the towel,due to volume and said "[bleep] it". It's a pain in the ass to go from 8mm,to Mini-DV tapes,then to digital and assemble an edited work. Gotta finger out a better way to transfer/edit schit,though I've miles of stupendous stuff stockpiled.

Some day.








Jeff-O,

It's your Imagination,please feel free to Pretend with it all that you want(need). In fairness I've only put 100,000,000+ bd ft on the ground,though it's entertaininger than [bleep],to hear you get giddy over 4 cords and flaunt getting lost in 5 acre parcels.

Always a treat to be regaled with all the things you nearly did,with all the wares you nearly had and from all the places you've nearly been. Please keep up with your version of "results" and wax poignantly in the sole "satisfaction" of same,as you charge effortlessly unto your Quest to make Dumbphucktitude and being an unemployed lazy piece of schit "fashionable".

It surely is a [bleep] shame,that you are too [bleep] stupid,to have an inkling to just how incredibly [bleep] stupid you are.

Happy Imagination to you!







'Cub,

Here's to you doing the best you can,with what very little you've got to work with.

Always a treat to be regaled with your "hard charging" exploits.

Laffin'!








GreatWapoozy,


Sucking my ass,ain't gonna make your Rat any bigger.


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