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Was that a yes, you're going to post photos?


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I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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Beg bitch


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awesome! lets see those pics!!


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I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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Gosh Golly... I did my conditioning hike today complete with a bunch of field-position shooting out to 700 yards. I could post a couple pics of that woodsy adventure but I worry that the Kube [bleep] might get all horned up as per usual when it's made clear what do-nothing [bleep] they are, compared to one so great as myself.

Ooooh! I forgot. I took an Art picture. Heh heh. Hang on...


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Ok. My Art this time comes in the form of a riddle.

Met this little fellow on the trail today. In what important way is this creature NOT like a Kube [bleep]?

(hint: note what changes in the 3 pics)

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Here's a soothing pic to cool y'all Kube [bleep] brains while you try to figure it out. The waterfall was purty today.

[Linked Image]


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Originally Posted by ironbender
It might snap me.


lol.........


Cheer up...it's snapped more than a few.(grin)

Only time I was ever ASKED to slam & jam and keep on chooglin',while cutting right of way. Butts to the equipment help the boys out,so I wondered how [bleep] many trees I could set up in a day and drive with a hammer in one whack. Couple the hottest 394 on the Planet with laser chains,a coupla gallons of gas,more than a whole buncha savvy and things will look more than a whole [bleep] bunch different at quittin' time.

'Course that is an understatement of +P++ magnitude.






'Cub,

Your long term frustrations with your sexuality are very wellfounded,as are all your other insecurities. I'll feign my "surprise",as you yet again barge outta the closet.

Hell...allow me to take you back to The Day,you cock craving Do-Nothing Day Dreaming Dumbphuck.

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Happy Imagination to you.







Jeff-O,

Why is it that so many of you unemployed lazy piece of schit Welfare recipients,crave cock?!? I reckon it plum flattering that you saved my regal splendor to your Photobucket account and I'm rather at ease in fueling your Imagination,as you practice your Pretend.

Here's some more,if only because you've long been a Cock Gawker. Please feel free to save it in any manner you wish,so as to salve your vicarious angst and perpetuate your Pretend. Thank me later. Laffin'!

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You literally are a "hard charger". Bless your heart.

Cheer up,I only saw (5) new Caribou Calves this morning,a coupla braces of Spectacled Eiders,a Snowy Owl,couple/few thousand Geese,both Red and Arctic Fox and 29 MuskOx...and got paid for it. Can't wait for the next installment of the things you almost did,with the wares you almost had and from the places you almost went.

Tough to trump your version of the "Outdoors",for outright [bleep] hilarity!






'gunnr',

If you steal her Imagination,she'll have nothing left. It's hardly the first time a Hippy Chick undressed me with her eyes.

And it sure as schit ain't gonna be the last.(grin)






'bender,

She does the best she can,with what she has to work with.

Thus her propensity to summons her Imagination,to produce Pretend.








okok,

I'm a little bit more than a whole [bleep] bunch good with a camera(understatement) and despite that fact,even someone as good as me cain't shoot pics of tomorrow. I do however enjoy your sheer and utter [bleep] stupidity,along with your Imagination...mainly because it's funnier than schit. Points is awarded too,because it's oblivious to boot and you are doing the best you can with what you've got!

Congratulations?!!?

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Originally Posted by Jeff_O
Here's a soothing pic to cool y'all Kube [bleep] brains while you try to figure it out.



Figure what out, that you very rarely work?

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Worked all weekend, ya parsley-axed birch.

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Can't figure out the riddle? Cow fat clogged your brain?!


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that was a weekend of work..

so what's your next career move after this one craters?



Originally Posted by captain seafire
I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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Stick-licking wannabe Kube [bleep]: "You are a do-nothing dumbphuck full of do-nothingness and dumbphuckitude! And I'm all special 'n chit because Stick doesn't call me names! That makes me outdoorsy by association!"

Me: "Here's proof, over and over and over, documented with photo's, that I routinely do one [bleep] of a lot more in the outdoors than you [bleep] whiny [bleep]!"

[bleep] Whiny [bleep]: "eww, that hurts and makes my poosy hurt to have it so graphically demonstrated that I'm a poser...well then you must not work then!"




Buncha do-nothing Stuck-licking wannabe washed-up worn-out never-did KUBE [bleep] is what y'all are.

Paisley-ox bootches.


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Originally Posted by Rancho_Loco
that was a weekend of work..

so what's your next career move after this one craters?



Nah. Those shavings (and more) are from just the part in the chuck there.

Heck if I know what's next! I hear the building trades are full of [bleep] in Montana; maybe I'll move there and show the do-nothing wannabe's how it's done? wink


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Originally Posted by Jeff_O
Buncha do-nothing Stuck-licking wannabe washed-up worn-out never-did KUBE [bleep] is what y'all are.





Who?

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see girls like you all the time.. they usually don't make it past the first day.

but just like you, they'll talk and talk about how good they are, even after they've picked up their check.


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I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by Jeff_O
Buncha do-nothing Stuck-licking wannabe washed-up worn-out never-did KUBE [bleep] is what y'all are.





Who?


It's a volunteer thing Sam.

But they come in waves. It's like a Fountain of Dumbphuckitude.

I'm sure they'll welcome you on board if'n you are so inclined........


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Originally Posted by Rancho_Loco
see girls like you all the time.. they usually don't make it past the first day.

but just like you, they'll talk and talk about how good they are, even after they've picked up their check.


See? Buncha woosy poosies. Maybe I should come over and whup on y'all some......

Unlike them, I've worked in shops and built chit my whole life.

But, that's if I wanted to grub around in the mud doing that chit. I'll leave that for you little people. One so wonderful as myself is capable of much bigger things.



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(what's funny is I can just picture you with those tense little shoulders all hunched over your smart phone furiously tapping away while your wife is like... "Johnny... it's a family vacation! Stop getting all worked up over what some guy says on the Internet!"


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Boxer, you are obsessed with your wee little wenis, if only obviously. Congratulations?


It's cool you get to see wildlife while driving around in your little trucklette pretending to work. Hey- sure beats being a Welfare Logger Mascot!

I on the other hand spent the day in the woods and did a bunch of shooting, which is par for the course. Make your poosy (err, I mean wenis) hurt? Sure it does. I'm ok with that. You whine like nobody else and it's never not a comedic gold mine to see you try to justify your Welfare Existance, in addition to being the Alaskan version of a do-nothing Kube [bleep].

(Butt-shooting deer and whacking black bears so common that the outfits up there advertise (ADVERTISE! IN PRINT!) 100% success rates on unguided hunts.... Jesus H you are a wonder. How you've puffed yourself into the gasbag you are boggles my Imagination.)

Meanwhile you run and hide from guys like Burns offering to come to you for a little shooting because you know he'd whup your butt. Heck... given the outright lies you spout, like that you can hold 3" at 700 yards with a Montana, I'm betting even a do-nothing dumbphuck like myself could whup up on you self-inflated ego-filled ass.

Quick.... how about some pictures of fish? That'll distract 'em!

Or you could line up your obsessively hoarded chit into little rows like a 11-year-old autistic boy who hasn't discovered his dick yet. And take pictures. Ooh, that'd be cool too!

My God in heaven you are truly the Dork of POW. Wow!

Kongratulations?


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Let's not forget, [bleep], that there's a Riddle for you to answer....


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Get back on your meds.







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