Shefire,
I'm still amused that you are incapable of refraining the allure of sticking foreign objects in your mouth and azz. Play on words there...as there's nuttin' "foreign" about them,to you. Congratulations?!!?
Looking forward as per always,to all the things you almost did,with all the wares you almost had and from all the places you've almost been...as you practice Pretend and "flaunt" your Imagination.
Mebbe you can hang a pic of the McDonald's drive-thru window,as quantification of your Big Weekend Trip(BWT) and the "satisfaction" inherent them "results". Laffin'!
Your haste in being The Belle Of The Ball at The Day Dreaming Do-Nothing [bleep] Coronation...really is EPIC [bleep] humor!
Bless your heart.
DD,
Never have been close to a Bear,you'd do well(if only in the interest of humor) to ask The Great Wapoozy,MagnumDoosh,Joan,Jeff-O,Shefire,The Dumb [bleep] from Wisconsin,a Texan or any other Member of The Do Nothing Gang for them "particulars".
Lemme getcha' a foot further in the door,as The Great Wapoozy is gonna say their breath smells like titty milk...and she'll sure as [bleep] prove it.
Only fair to fuel The Do Nothing Gangs' Imaginations and let 'em try to subtend knowed values.
Laffin'!
'bender,
There's tons of insight here,some on purpose and much obliviously...which never ain't not funnier than [bleep]!
Always a treat to grant the Do Nothing [bleep](DNK's) a platform,from which to expound their Nothingness in it's Regal Splendor,while attempting to quantify their Imagination and Pretend...via Imagination and Pretend.(grin)
It oughtta be more than a touch fulfilling for you(if only in extrapolation),that you ain't of the plight who finds "work" to be the dirtiest of words. Lotsa glimmering tidbits housed here within and it's a rather interesting Study of the Reality,that Imagination and Pretend is all that some have. Just don't slight 'em them avenues,or they'd have nothing at all and that'd be mean.
I'm with ya' in that I enjoy the sublime humor,that not one of the stupid [bleep] can drive a camera. I'm also with ya',in that I'm of the opinion that ain't due to "coincidence" either.(grin)
'GUE,
Good luck on getting The Day Dreaming Do-Nothing Dumbphucks [bleep],offa their couches.
They gotta do for themselves and ain't it poignant,that is in fact their undoing?!!?
BUT it's funnier than [bleep]!
'flave,
I doubt you enjoyed the dumbphucker "telling" me about 6mm boolits and AR mags...more than I did.(grin)
Where do these dumbphucks come from?!!?
Wow +P.
BEST [bleep] Thread ever!
(Addendum for huntsnone22):
I enjoy the humor associated with how naturally it comes to you,to say you are "sorry" and I couldn't begin to slight how very sorry you in fact are. That finding of your's is obviously wellfounded. Congratulations?
Now as to your gunning a Canon PS SD850IS in Training Wheel Mode,and the sense of "accomplishment" you garner in that Mode,is indeed a recipe ripe for hilarity! Appreciate the laughs!
In passing I'd mention that DOF increases,as the subject moves away from the sensor and going with a shortened focal length up close,is the antithesis of that which you were hoping to accomplish. Were the subject further away from the sensor and the focal length extended,in conjunction with far more precise focusing to start with...much more in the depth of the scene would have been within the DOF's focus.
Much enjoyed the excuses you felt compelled to toss in cunjunction,as a means of quantifying your dumbphucktitude. WHO didn't see that coming?!!? Laffin'!
If only to keep that Theme,say a leetle sumptin' about the boolit,barrel and glass...so as to knock it outta the [bleep] Park. I know...I know,you're "sorry" and you are simply doing the best you can,with what very [bleep] little you have to work with. Please do NOT slight that humor,as it certainly weren't my intent to do so.
Purty easy to connect dots,keeping all pertinent subject matter easily within the DOF,controlling exposure,gunning Native ISO values,paying heed to shutter speeds to either convey or freeze action and an eye towards killer composition never do hurt a scene.
Even you will be able to note those obvious particulars,perhaps glean the slight shutter drag at 1/125 so as to catch the fleetingly falling snow,the exposure compensation bump in camera,the placement of the AF dot so as to control what falls into focus,the focal length being swayed from it's shortest dimension to lend same,a Native ISO stop that garnered the shutter speed I wanted at the F-stop I wanted(back to DOF control again),the beauty inherent in being able to meter/focus separately and please do pardon a 223AI rating the scene.
Rock 1-7" spout ,mag box spacer scoot for 2.450"+ kissin',75A-Max at 3150fps,LW's,3.5-10x 40mm non-AO,BC's,trigger tweak,some SteelBed,Classic's,Custom Call,you know...the usual.
You'll of course wanna hit "REPLY",so nothing is lost in translation,due default compression. Feel free to take notes and apply same...if only because it will in fact much improve your Game. You're doing "great" and the humor associated with the buckle,really do add a leetle sumptin'!
Bless your heart.