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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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Which girl? You only get one. If you're lucky.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Oracle
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Where did you get that pic of my ex-wife?
Last edited by ingwe; 10/01/12.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Which girl? You only get one. If you're lucky. Yes.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Where did you get that pic of my ex-wife? I would have thought it obvious that was a gutter level shot. Notice the sharp subject an good blur behind? Helps focus you attention while I steal your beer She had a short career as a Dallas Cowgirl did she?
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Campfire Kahuna
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Tanner...you never been to Hell have you?
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Ranger
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I don't think so...he is still single isn't he?
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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If by Hell you mean Marriage... No sir.
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Campfire Ranger
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It is only hell if you do not get the last word in at every opportunity.
I suggest ...."yes dear".
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Gawd, you're so young. 2-3 girls at the same time can have serious repercussions. You ain't figured that out yet? I did. Weren't one of my finer nights. One of 'em had 3 boyfriends. Not countin' me. Ouch.
Don't call me sir. Don't take but a few drinks and then you slur. Next thing it sounds like Shirley. That's when the trouble's gonna start.
Anyway, you'll have Turdlike status one day. It starts when you get a nasty PM from TN. Let us know.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Tanner...you never been to Hell have you? Look like this?
“There are some who can live without wild things and some who cannot.” ALDO LEOPOLD
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I'm really diggin' the frog pic, Dan!
Exquisitely turdlike in all of his many manifestations!!
Resist much - obey little. Hayduke lives!
"30-06 guys don't worry about schit 'cause 30-06 guys don't worry....." 16bore
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Tanner...you never been to Hell have you? Look like this? Oh my goodness...!!!!
Exquisitely turdlike in all of his many manifestations!!
Resist much - obey little. Hayduke lives!
"30-06 guys don't worry about schit 'cause 30-06 guys don't worry....." 16bore
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Don't worry Archie olde boy, I'll get a bite. . We're all just a bunch of trolls aren't we Single-Tanner....keep it that way. Women cost money and heartache. Woman are something to put your dick in. Nothing more.
If I were smart enough, which apparently I'm not
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You're preaching to the choir friend.
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Always remember this moment of education Tanner. All girls have boyfriends, current, past, real or imagined. Odds on you being her knight in shining armor are thin. Headaches grow exponentially with time and number.
You're gonna ignore this. Ask us how we know.
On other topics, I just lost a knife fight with Dr. Kratz and was off my stride for awhile. I'm mostly OK but a really bad thing just happened. My 'puter is obviously female and is in the process of having the PMS attack from hell. Bitch. I don't have a picture, but Nagasaki was a day at the beach in comparison. Fug.
And it's rainin' buckets...no hog skinnin' or lizard trainin' today. :-(
Handicapped Dan
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Oracle
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I'm really diggin' the frog pic, Dan! I was thinkin' the same thing. BTW: what do they taste like?
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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A wise man is frequently humbled.
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How come I knew that was gonna happen....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Always remember this moment of education Tanner. All girls have boyfriends, current, past, real or imagined. Odds on you being her knight in shining armor are thin. Headaches grow exponentially with time and number.
You're gonna ignore this. Ask us how we know.
On other topics, I just lost a knife fight with Dr. Kratz and was off my stride for awhile. I'm mostly OK but a really bad thing just happened. My 'puter is obviously female and is in the process of having the PMS attack from hell. Bitch. I don't have a picture, but Nagasaki was a day at the beach in comparison. Fug.
And it's rainin' buckets...no hog skinnin' or lizard trainin' today. :-(
Handicapped Dan I don't gotta' be the knight in douchy armor, I just gotta' be able to get the girls out of their armor.
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