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Knight in shining armor?

I just wanna be her boy toy.....

How about night in silk sheets?

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BEST Thread ever!

It's a shame to put ice in good whiskey.


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Originally Posted by huntsman22
an ice-maker. Sweet...



That ain't an Ice Maker...this is.


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Luckily for me,The Milford freezes over in August and if a guy is good with 155 Scenars launched from a Mike Tube chambered M852,the pickin's is good.


Tough part is getting that Glacial Goodness to hold until January.










Great Wapoozy,

LOVE the pics and your accountings from yet another Season of your DNK BWT's...as well as the "results" associated with your "experience" and "knowledge". With luck,you'll be the first Do Nothing [bleep] to whine herself happy and my fingers is crossed that you'll be able to gloat in that "accomplishment". Laffin'!

Here's to your Imagination and just how very [bleep] badly you need it.










'CUB,

I'll feign my "surprise",at your being a whole bunch more than a whole [bleep] bunch embarrassed of your version of "results". Much enjoying your ability to Pretend to Imagine "reams" of pics too.

You might wanna start working on the list of excuses to "explain" how/why pre-teen children spend more time Outdoors than you?!!? Toting Ti handles you soooooooooooo longingly are saving for,to boot. Laffin'!


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Luckily for you,Imagination and Pretend is free.

Here's hoping you'll be able to make your life long Dream of making Dumbphucktitude "fashionable",so all them hours spent on the couch weren't "wasted".

Laffin'!


Where do you amazingly inept Dumbphucks come from?!!? Wow +P+.








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Though the 77/22 "K" at 20" is where it's at.


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Even in Teflon coated CM/Walnut.

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Or in High Zoot Configuration.


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Especially with boolits that don't "exist",as per Poor Dumb62.


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I'm with ya'...Blued/Walnut is the most over rated Fluff Notion goin' and 54's suck heavy azz.










Tanner,

One Cook is plenty and not everyone can know how to choose a Good 'Un.

Here's hoping you can ring that bell as well as I did...if only because there is NOTHING better.









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Riding the couch is a shame. Rocks don't scare me,whether hopping amongst them or swillin' through 'em...though I've seen me throw lids away and cut to the [bleep] chase.(grin)


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WTF is this? Smiling???



Is NOTHING Sacred?????


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Tanner,

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I just gotta' be able to get the girls out of their armor.


We knew that.

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Boxer, if Mr. K hadn't beat me to the punch and K'd that 54 I would not have purchased it. Well, maybe, but the "cool" just ran over me on that one. Better platforms to be sure, but it's a hummer. Spent a few decades out west bustin' squirrels before migrating to my mitts.

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Frogs don't taste like chicken. Milder by a mile.

Any y'all know RULE #1 about frog giggin' from an airboat at night in the 'Glades?

I didn't think so. RULE #1: DON'T YOU EVER, EVER, EVER, GIG A COTTONMOUTH AND BRING IT ON BOARD. EVER.

Ask me how I know.



I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan




I didn't think so. RULE #1: DON'T YOU EVER, EVER, EVER, GIG A COTTONMOUTH AND BRING IT ON BOARD. EVER.

Ask me how I know.



Florida doesnt sound very hospitable...[bleep] snakes...[bleep] that....


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Well, a fella doesn't have to worry much about bein' seen on the skyline by injuns.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan




I didn't think so. RULE #1: DON'T YOU EVER, EVER, EVER, GIG A COTTONMOUTH AND BRING IT ON BOARD. EVER.

Ask me how I know.




Ive done that too!!!



ONCE.... eek


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan




I didn't think so. RULE #1: DON'T YOU EVER, EVER, EVER, GIG A COTTONMOUTH AND BRING IT ON BOARD. EVER.

Ask me how I know.


DD,

Ever seen someone with a stingray barb firmly planted in their calf after they gigged what they thought was a flounder? My Dad, my Uncle, my brother and Myself were about 1/2 around the big sandbar/peninsula at San Luis Pass that was our flounder hunting grounds when we came upon a guy moaning and rocking back and forth. He had a bloody handkerchief securing a Stingray barb in place in his calf. The barb made it through his rubber boot and then into his calf. He'd gigged it and it knocked the schit out of him. I was only 8, but that remains a very vivid memory and a learning experience. Obviously, this was before cell phones or marine radios in 10' John boats. That poor bastard was in some serious pain. My Dad left him with several beers and promised to leave word at the marina when we finished our run.



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Can't have fun w/o booze? Need to alter your "reality"?

I suppose drinking will might make you feel taller too, but I suppose you'd need all the help you can get in that dept.

You hard charger you .... Laffin'

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Originally Posted by Kimber7man
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Tanner...you never been to Hell have you?


Look like this?


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Uh...only if Tanner were not allowed to touch, but could smell and be in her heavenly presence. That would soon become hell as his balls turned purple and began to feel as if someone had crushed one. Contrary to common belief, a man can die from a horrible case of "blue balls".

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Here ya go ToadBoy. Pics to fuel your imagination.

I doubt you ever hunt a bog like that cuz the vegatation would be up over your head.

How's work these days? ..... Laffin'

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Bullwinkle!!!! Leaving this Friday for them. Boss tried making me work. My Convo went like this...

"Not working Saturday Dean, you're gonna have to lay me off."

"No you can't go hunting I got you scheduled to work."

"No...I'm going hunting. Im calling the Union hall and reporting my layoff. Adios amigo."


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Originally Posted by archie_james_c
Bullwinkle!!!! Leaving this Friday for them. Boss tried making me work. My Convo went like this...

"Not working Saturday Dean, you're gonna have to lay me off."

"No you can't go hunting I got you scheduled to work."

"No...I'm going hunting. Im calling the Union hall and reporting my layoff. Adios amigo."

That's what I said to the boss in 2008 after he told me that he changed his mind about me getting moose season off. BTW, it was my first moose tag in 20yrs.

Him: "You do what you gotta do, but if you go there will be consequences."
Me: "I'm not looking for an excuse to quit here."

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Originally Posted by Magnumdood
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I didn't think so. RULE #1: DON'T YOU EVER, EVER, EVER, GIG A COTTONMOUTH AND BRING IT ON BOARD. EVER.

Ask me how I know.


DD,

Ever seen someone with a stingray barb firmly planted in their calf after they gigged what they thought was a flounder? My Dad, my Uncle, my brother and Myself were about 1/2 around the big sandbar/peninsula at San Luis Pass that was our flounder hunting grounds when we came upon a guy moaning and rocking back and forth. He had a bloody handkerchief securing a Stingray barb in place in his calf. The barb made it through his rubber boot and then into his calf. He'd gigged it and it knocked the schit out of him. I was only 8, but that remains a very vivid memory and a learning experience. Obviously, this was before cell phones or marine radios in 10' John boats. That poor bastard was in some serious pain. My Dad left him with several beers and promised to leave word at the marina when we finished our run.




FYI: More people are hit by stingrays in TX than are bitten by poisonous snakes.
It's not a good idea to try shaking baby raccoons out of tree at night into a boat either. Who knew snakes climb trees???? Not a lot of places to run in a small boat!!!

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Originally Posted by ingwe
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I'm really diggin' the frog pic, Dan! smile


I was thinkin' the same thing. BTW: what do they taste like? grin


I don't believe I'd eat him. I like frogs, to start with, and this little guy oughta get a bye anyway purely on style points!


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Originally Posted by SuperCub



Him: "You do what you gotta do, but if you go there will be consequences."
Me: "I'm not looking for an excuse to quit here."

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Thats the funny thing, they think you NEED them. Places that keep "steadies" on the books prey on guys who live payday to payday and cant afford to take a layoff and wait for the next job.

Not the case with us it seems wink


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Originally Posted by archie_james_c
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I didn't think so. RULE #1: DON'T YOU EVER, EVER, EVER, GIG A COTTONMOUTH AND BRING IT ON BOARD. EVER.

Ask me how I know.



Florida doesnt sound very hospitable...[bleep] snakes...[bleep] that....


It ain't. And then there's skeeters the size of birds, and heat and humidity that would make the devil break a sweat. Not to mention those big storm things called hurricanes. And then once the weather finally starts to cool off you can't go anywhere or go out and get a meal cuz the place gets overrun with Yankees. The deer are the size of German Shepherds and hunting on public land is only slightly less crowded and dangerous than a bingo palace on a saturday night in winter. And if you go bass fishin' you gotta watch out for big green lizards. They got them huuuge python thingy's down in the 'glades. And there sure as schit ain't no mountains hereabouts.

Yeah, it's a regular paradise here...not!


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Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by DigitalDan




I didn't think so. RULE #1: DON'T YOU EVER, EVER, EVER, GIG A COTTONMOUTH AND BRING IT ON BOARD. EVER.

Ask me how I know.




Ive done that too!!!



ONCE.... eek


I never did. But whenever I went freshwater fishing with one of my bro's I always took snake an lizard repellant. smile


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Originally Posted by archie_james_c
Originally Posted by SuperCub



Him: "You do what you gotta do, but if you go there will be consequences."
Me: "I'm not looking for an excuse to quit here."

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Thats the funny thing, they think you NEED them. Places that keep "steadies" on the books prey on guys who live payday to payday and cant afford to take a layoff and wait for the next job.

Not the case with us it seems wink

Funny you mention that.

I got a phone call last Thursday while on the way home with the moose. Was a fellow in Alta. enquiring if I was happy where I am presently employed. cool

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