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I don't have lonely times at home. I'm in a monogamous relationship until I get caught cheating.
Travis If you pay for it, is that considered cheating? Or just stimulating the economy? It is filed under the "what are you talking about?" category. Forever. DON'T BREAK!!! Travis What happens at the bunny ranch, stays at the bunny ranch.... Got it. Unless the B!tch at the ranch milks you dry......... Then threatens to out you to the gf/wife, so you keep taking cash advances on your VISA, at a loan shark rate, of course, now the gf/ wife is asking questions cause the collection azz holes keep calling and VISA bills stamped past due keep showing up, meanwhile your c  ck didn't get any recreation either, cause the whore isn't getting as much green as she wants, it's now just STFU money and the gf/wife is pizzed cause you keep saying you don't want to go to dinner and a movie even though it's really cause you're broke not that you don't want to see the new Eastwood flick, but she doesn't know that and feels like you two are slowly drifting apart, which pizzes her off cause she feels she hasn't done anything wrong and then one day right in the middle of Seinfeld the power goes out, the gf/wife is asking questions you can't answer about money you don't have and she gets in her Accord and heads to the pool hall for a pack of smokes and never comes back. Or something like that....... P.S. I saw her a couple days later coming out of the carpenter's house.
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Morning [bleep] wads! Enjoy your Friday! ![[Linked Image]](http://chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/bad-idea-10_25_12-920-4.jpg)
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du ma nhieu
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I don't have lonely times at home. I'm in a monogamous relationship until I get caught cheating.
Travis If you pay for it, is that considered cheating? Or just stimulating the economy? It is filed under the "what are you talking about?" category. Forever. DON'T BREAK!!! Travis What happens at the bunny ranch, stays at the bunny ranch.... Got it. Unless the B!tch at the ranch milks you dry......... Then threatens to out you to the gf/wife, so you keep taking cash advances on your VISA, at a loan shark rate, of course, now the gf/ wife is asking questions cause the collection azz holes keep calling and VISA bills stamped past due keep showing up, meanwhile your c ck didn't get any recreation either, cause the whore isn't getting as much green as she wants, it's now just STFU money and the gf/wife is pizzed cause you keep saying you don't want to go to dinner and a movie even though it's really cause you're broke not that you don't want to see the new Eastwood flick, but she doesn't know that and feels like you two are slowly drifting apart, which pizzes her off cause she feels she hasn't done anything wrong and then one day right in the middle of Seinfeld the power goes out, the gf/wife is asking questions you can't answer about money you don't have and she gets in her Accord and heads to the pool hall for a pack of smokes and never comes back. Or something like that....... P.S. I saw her a couple days later coming out of the carpenter's house. I love when relationships dissolve in horrible fashion. Makes for good stories. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Morning [bleep] wads! Enjoy your Friday! Thanks [bleep]! Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Sweet. You're still the master of schmutt!!
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I don't have lonely times at home. I'm in a monogamous relationship until I get caught cheating.
Travis If you pay for it, is that considered cheating? Or just stimulating the economy? It is filed under the "what are you talking about?" category. Forever. DON'T BREAK!!! Travis What happens at the bunny ranch, stays at the bunny ranch.... Got it. Unless the B!tch at the ranch milks you dry......... Then threatens to out you to the gf/wife, so you keep taking cash advances on your VISA, at a loan shark rate, of course, now the gf/ wife is asking questions cause the collection azz holes keep calling and VISA bills stamped past due keep showing up, meanwhile your c ck didn't get any recreation either, cause the whore isn't getting as much green as she wants, it's now just STFU money and the gf/wife is pizzed cause you keep saying you don't want to go to dinner and a movie even though it's really cause you're broke not that you don't want to see the new Eastwood flick, but she doesn't know that and feels like you two are slowly drifting apart, which pizzes her off cause she feels she hasn't done anything wrong and then one day right in the middle of Seinfeld the power goes out, the gf/wife is asking questions you can't answer about money you don't have and she gets in her Accord and heads to the pool hall for a pack of smokes and never comes back. Or something like that....... P.S. I saw her a couple days later coming out of the carpenter's house. Stick to crack whores. They can't even remeber today.
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Virtue is her name. ![[Linked Image]](https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mchcbfVEcZ1rielpeo1_500.jpg) Virtue? Funny how different folks see different things. I see C ck washing for 11 bucks when I study it. Thanks for the pic. I'm thinking premature death........  .
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I love when relationships dissolve in horrible fashion. Makes for good stories.
Travis Yes. Hard to build up a useful stable of killing tools while paying 24% though.
Have Dog
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Stick to crack whores. They can't even remeber today.
Thanks for the great advice and pep talk. Have a happy weekend, [bleep].
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Virtue is her name. Virtue? Funny how different folks see different things. I see C ck washing for 11 bucks when I study it. Thanks for the pic. I'm thinking premature death........ . Premature something for sure anyway....... 
Have Dog
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11 bucks an hour gets you this.... ![[Linked Image]](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c4/Madeleine_Albright_before_STS_88.jpg)
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Laffin'!! ![[Linked Image]](http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/daily-morning-awesomeness-81.jpg)
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Kindness invites abuse
du ma nhieu
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"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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People watching at Costco, Drew? 
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I love when relationships dissolve in horrible fashion. Makes for good stories.
Travis Yes. Hard to build up a useful stable of killing tools while paying 24% though. Laughin' my ass off... Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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