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Bears...deal with 'em. Reminds me of one night at the Cav O'Club. Just outside of Phouc Dim. Major yells "Who will take the mail to Black Rock?"
The club fell so quiet you could hear the roaches crunch as the Green Beenies snacked on strays in the corner. Black Rock was a fire support base deep in the Annamite Mountains, not far from the border with Laos. Not far from Ho Li [bleep].
A soft voice came from darkness near the cash register, "I'll take the mail to Black Rock."
Another voice quavered, "But what about the Indians?". You have to understand that as a matter of course Warriors often refer to hostile territory as Indian Country.
The voice it the darkness replied with confidence, "Phouc the Indians."
Everyone gasped, the major's eyes opened wide in awe. The trembling voice nearly cracked as it inquired "You'd phouc an Indian?"
The Darkness replied, "I'd phouc a lion."
A dozen voices trembled in chorus, "You'd phouc a lion?"
In reply the Darkness spoke in a cold, dry icy way, "I'd phouc a lion's mother."
As a single clarion voice in perfect cadence the Warriors cried, "Travis, you lyin' mother phoucer!" There's two Travis's? Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Kahuna
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I don't know. That wasn't you? 
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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There's two Travis's?
Dave
Dave, Not possible. Read your bible more.... That spilling seed stuff.... You know, pulling out and letting fly on the tramp stamp.... That all came about after Travis. God said "My Self (He is God), one of those is enough". P.S. these aren't the red words......Jesus went solo.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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If I could clone a person, it would be me. Wouldn't that be awesome? To have like 20 'flaves? 20 guys that always agree when an awesome idea is awesome.
We could finally tell BGG to GFH.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Dude, you can't have clone water skaters.....
It's just not right.
And the bucks would be confused.
Read my lips......you went SOLO.
P.S. it's a nipple hardener out there this morning. 16 degrees.......
Be sure to take Schnapps.
Have Dog
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Campfire Ranger
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You wrapped up tight in the Snuggle?
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Morning you NM Indoorsman.............
It's 40 degrees here in the Idaho Banana Belt.
That [bleep] Flave is the one freezing his nuts off.
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63F here suckas!
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40 now going up to 60 today.
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Morning you NM Indoorsman.............
It's 40 degrees here in the Idaho Banana Belt.
That [bleep] Flave is the one freezing his nuts off. 'slave....you know that the off shore sea breeze you get always allows for a more temperate clime....the benefit of living in the most eastern seaport in the west you [bleep]' [bleep]!
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Kindness invites abuse
du ma nhieu
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[bleep]' A right it is! You New Beaners are like carp!
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du ma nhieu
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Have Dog
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52* here in the swamps....admit it, you're jealous...
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Did that make the creeks come up?
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Down at the 'ole Bent Tampon Bar and Grille there is plenty of ass....
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' morning BF! Warm in the bowels of America today? BTW...contacted Huntr on that other thing...THANKS you [bleep]' [bleep]!
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Fatjack,
You flop eared, unshaven, goofy, basstard.
I am 400 miles from the sea.
Happy Friday and look up some more porn to post.
I need a woodie to FM.
P.S. NH sucks balls in any weather. It's still NH.
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Where the [bleep] is 'Flave??? And I don't want any of this bullshitt that he is at work...that Modern Day Prophet sumbitch doesn't work.....he walks the countryside like his predecessor the Jewish carpenter did....
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