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Originally Posted by ingwe
Tanner: A quick call to the land down under got these two to offer you a Christmas gift....interested?

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Only if they have no carpet, like American chicks.

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I'll bet you're not too big a GSD fan now........


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Originally Posted by Tanner
Originally Posted by ingwe
Tanner: A quick call to the land down under got these two to offer you a Christmas gift....interested?

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Only if they have no carpet, like American chicks.



Too hot 'down there' for carpet.....


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Poobah....the next pooch is going to be big....my boxer girl is getting old fast....she's been a great girl....total sap and love to be in the big bed


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Originally Posted by fatjack34
37 years ago a maligned poorly treated and poorly trained GSD cost me 200+ stitches and some reconstructive plastics surgery....not the dogs fault.....owner was a dumb Bastid and a complete dick....GSD bit another kid a week later and that cost him a slug in the head and a reprieve from this place and this life....


It happens.

At least you have a cool story. GFY.


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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by ingwe
I'll bet you're not too big a GSD fan now........


Na....I am a fan.....took some years to work through it as a younger kid, but it was not the dogs fault at all....the owner needed a beatin'. Kept that poor prick chained to a tree in the yard 24/7... Guy was a drunk ass that had no business having a dog


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Originally Posted by Tanner
Only if they have no carpet, like American chicks.



Tuner......it ain't always been like that.....your so farcking green, you prolly ain't seen hair one on a woman where the dew originates.....get yourself some vintage skin mags and take a good hard look....
When Ingwe was rolling with it back in the day during the Golden Age of Porn, hair was all the rage....they didn't so much as trim that [bleep].....


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I have just been offered a Brno model 21 in 7x64 Brenneke....close to mint and untouched.

I think I shall break it to my better half whilst on the vinegar stroke....surprise, surprise, surprise!


She loves surprises.


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Originally Posted by JSTUART
I have just been offered a Brno model 21 in 7x64 Brenneke....close to mint and untouched.

I think I shall break it to my better half whilst on the vinegar stroke....surprise, surprise, surprise!


She loves surprises.


Despite your inherent communist and islamic views, you owe it to yourself to purchase that rifle.

Happy Thanksgiving to your Jewish nation.


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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by Tanner
Originally Posted by ingwe
Tanner: A quick call to the land down under got these two to offer you a Christmas gift....interested?

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Only if they have no carpet, like American chicks.


Yep, that is fine when they are young enough to present like a rose with dew upon every petal....but when they are old enough to look like a bulldog eating porridge you will be glad they are covered all over so you cannot see anything.


These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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They didn't have porn during the Civil War.

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Originally Posted by fatjack34
Originally Posted by Tanner
Only if they have no carpet, like American chicks.



Tuner......it ain't always been like that.....your so farcking green, you prolly ain't seen hair one on a woman where the dew originates.....get yourself some vintage skin mags and take a good hard look....
When Ingwe was rolling with it back in the day during the Golden Age of Porn, hair was all the rage....they didn't so much as trim that [bleep].....


Have you seen the PETA fur trim ad?

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Originally Posted by JSTUART

Yep, that is fine when they are young enough to present like a rose with dew upon every petal....but when they are old enough to look like a bulldog eating porridge you will be glad they are covered all over so you cannot see anything.


Hahahaha! That's why you trade them in for something new you silly sumbitch!


Dave


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by Whttail_in_MT

Have you seen the PETA fur trim ad?


I would appreciate a link to that sir.

GFY.

Happy Thanksgiving.

GFY.


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by JSTUART

Yep, that is fine when they are young enough to present like a rose with dew upon every petal....but when they are old enough to look like a bulldog eating porridge you will be glad they are covered all over so you cannot see anything.


Hahahaha! That's why you trade them in for something new you silly sumbitch!


Dave


No, I am comfortable with my better half....I am more worried about her kicking my big, fat, good for nothing arse out of the house.
Oh well, I can always do up my shed......and I will have my rifles to cuddle!


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Originally Posted by fatjack34
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Any of you posers drink yourself piss drunk today?


I'm pretty loaded.

Had a good day in the field with the new pup though. BGG let me shoot his new shiny gun. Bleeder made me prime rib, mashed potatoes and asparagus.

GFY.


Travis



Nothing like a good asparagus piss! A couple of multi vitamins and some asparagus, take a piss before bed and don't flush.....let the bleeder break the skim with her stream and enjoy the dry heaving....nothing like a good asparagus piss!


LMAO whilst shaking my head at your foul foulness, fatjock!

GFS!


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Bone Daddy.

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Exquisitely turdlike in all of his many manifestations!!

Resist much - obey little. Hayduke lives!

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Originally Posted by JSTUART


No, I am comfortable with my better half....I am more worried about her kicking my big, fat, good for nothing arse out of the house.
Oh well, I can always do up my shed......and I will have my rifles to cuddle!


In a personal sense, I never value anybody that isn't me, or my children. Work is different of course.

This policy does not work for everybody.


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by DELGUE
Bone Daddy.

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What does this dog do?


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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by fatjack34
Originally Posted by Tanner
Only if they have no carpet, like American chicks.



Tuner......it ain't always been like that.....your so farcking green, you prolly ain't seen hair one on a woman where the dew originates.....get yourself some vintage skin mags and take a good hard look....
When Ingwe was rolling with it back in the day during the Golden Age of Porn, hair was all the rage....they didn't so much as trim that [bleep].....


Forget hardwood floors you wanna see shag Google Demi Moore's bush.

Imagine a chia pet after guzzling a Rogaine/Miracle grow cocktail. Warning..that schit will haunt you dreams!


It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...

Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.

Stupidity has no average...
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