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Originally Posted by deflave
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Like Travis said... I'll probably just give up the ghost before I have some dude jam his fingers up my ass.


I wasn't saying that exactly. I was just referring to doctors.


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We are on the same page Pal.

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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
I got a neighbor that has a gay brother. They both shoot .270s. A-Borts w/ Simmons.

Some chitt is so sad I don't know how to express it.


Don't bother...A-borts, 270.....you have covered it.


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
I got a neighbor that has a gay brother. They both shoot .270s. A-Borts w/ Simmons.

Some chitt is so sad I don't know how to express it.


Clearly not a fan of A-Bolts Dan?


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Originally Posted by deflave


Aren't you 35?


Travis


I'm a year and a week older than you, remember??

GFY sweetie.


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Originally Posted by DanAdair
Originally Posted by deflave


Aren't you 35?


Travis


I'm a year and a week older than you, remember??

GFY sweetie.
We don't remember anything, remember?

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"Remember the golden rule...

It's only gay if your balls touch."

Gotta get some windex for the screen, BRB.
ROR!


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by DanAdair
[bleep] you Fatjack...

Due to my families history with cancer, I get the "short date" at the doctors office every year since I turned 35.

He'd be well hung if he was a lesbian...

and no, that [bleep] ain't fun. But that's the reality of it all. You just have to man up and get prodded, and have your balls rolled around, or you could wind up dead.

Remember the golden rule...

It's only gay if your balls touch.


I thought it was if it moved...at least according to Costanza.


It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...

Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.

Stupidity has no average...
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Wobbly H, not gay....

Using your lovers scrotum for a mudflap, Gayer than an AIDS infested box full of dicks in San Francisco at a Dave Mathews concert


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Flave....I forgot about the moderation lesson...you are right again....here's to sharting ourselves and pissing in the crisper drawer!


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Originally Posted by JSTUART



F_ck it...I go to lunch for measly hour and all Hell breaks loose.


...couldn't you pack of arse-holes wait for me!


That's what she said?


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Funny story about that.....


[bleep] it, I'm drunk and need to shut up now.



Flave for rez pres in 2016. WHOOOooo


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Originally Posted by DanAdair

I'm a year and a week older than you, remember??

GFY sweetie.


I thought we were the same age. My bad.


Dave


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by DanAdair
Funny story about that.....


[bleep] it, I'm drunk and need to shut up now.



Flave for rez pres in 2016. WHOOOooo


Don't forget 2020.


Tanner


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by DanAdair

I'm a year and a week older than you, remember??

GFY sweetie.


I thought we were the same age. My bad.


Dave


You don't remember the drunken "respect your elders" speech you got bear hunting? Right before I challenged you to a whore off?


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Originally Posted by DanAdair
Funny story about that.....


[bleep] it, I'm drunk and need to shut up now.



Flave for rez pres in 2016. WHOOOooo


Cancer ain't funny....


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Originally Posted by DanAdair
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Originally Posted by DanAdair

I'm a year and a week older than you, remember??

GFY sweetie.


I thought we were the same age. My bad.


Dave


You don't remember the drunken "respect your elders" speech you got bear hunting? Right before I challenged you to a whore off?



Greek....you look older than just a year and a half senior to JFC


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Nah....

I know a guy who got all [bleep] once, and pissed all over the carpet in his front room. Too bad he's not on the interwebs for us to make fun of.

But pissing in the Crisper? Never thought of it.

But I have Upper Decked one at a house party. The house owner was a total DOOSH


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Originally Posted by DanAdair


You don't remember the drunken "respect your elders" speech you got bear hunting? Right before I challenged you to a whore off?


Too funny. Your drunken rant about ass pulling? Oh yes, I recall.


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Originally Posted by DanAdair
Nah....

I know a guy who got all [bleep] once, and pissed all over the carpet in his front room. Too bad he's not on the interwebs for us to make fun of.

But pissing in the Crisper? Never thought of it.

But I have Upper Decked one at a house party. The house owner was a total DOOSH


Hey! I pissed all over my house when you visited the first time!


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by fatjack34
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
I got a neighbor that has a gay brother. They both shoot .270s. A-Borts w/ Simmons.

Some chitt is so sad I don't know how to express it.


Clearly not a fan of A-Bolts Dan?


It's not that I'm discriminating, (actually I am, I discriminate all the time about everything. Like, you know, breathing for example. I breath air. I knew peeps that breathed water and that didn't work out well. I know people, scratch that, knew peeps that tried to breath whatever the phouc is above all the air. Classic phouc up that.

I never shot an A-Bort. Repaired one a couple years back after the neighbor had one of those 'Hold my beer." moments. Real deal is my safe is phoucin' stuffed except for 4 slots. When the custom Hagn shows that'll leave 3. When the John Blanch .297-250 gets here I'm parkin' the Contender and there will be mayhem in the swamps with lead and BP. Slot # 2 belongs to a Supergrade Bob I haven't found yet. It can have the slot next to where the Mod 70 .375 used to rest. Dunno what number 1 will hold, but it probably weren't built in Japan. I am a discriminatin' fool...


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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