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Nah....
I know a guy who got all [bleep] once, and pissed all over the carpet in his front room. Too bad he's not on the interwebs for us to make fun of.
But pissing in the Crisper? Never thought of it.
But I have Upper Decked one at a house party. The house owner was a total DOOSH Hey! I pissed all over my house when you visited the first time! Travis [bleep]... That was YOU? I wasn't going to throw you under a buss. Yes, that was the same trip I got halfway to the Breaks and puked all over my dash, then said [bleep] it and drove home. I still think either the two bank chicks, or the Keith Richards wannabe roofied us. I've NEVER had a hangover like that. At least not without liquor consumption and cocaine
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120 ttsx 6.5x55 stopped by this 'chucker, That sucker looks pretty stout. How much did it weigh?
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We really need to get some more details on some of these flave, Dan, BGG escapades...or maybe not.
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Goin' to watch the Packer-Giants game.
What is with Rodger's porn-stache?...
Male Health Awareness Month... When was YOUR last prostate exam? My doc gave me a pass on mine this year. Said the lab test results showed I was good. I was, er...relieved. On the pass...
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I've NEVER had a hangover like that.
Alcohol does that. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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We really need to get some more details on some of these flave, Dan, BGG escapades...or maybe not. Dan throws up. The end. Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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What's the Statute of Limitations?...
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I ain't the oldest here....but you young guns are in for a real eye opener! It just ain't [bleep] natural....my next doc will be a tiny broad with small ass hands and digits and NO designer nails! Sonofabitch! Being the curious sort, I asked my doc how they train to do that. He said there are a few guys, and he strongly suggested that they play for the opposite team, who go around to med schools and allow the med students to practice on them. Eeeewwwwwww!!!!!
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We really need to get some more details on some of these flave, Dan, BGG escapades...or maybe not. GFY! I don't hang out with those two very often these days. No reason. Just too [bleep] busy
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We really need to get some more details on some of these flave, Dan, BGG escapades...or maybe not. Dan throws up. The end. Dave GFY... It's a proven fact that if you puke all over your truck dash, it bruises your mangina.
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We really need to get some more details on some of these flave, Dan, BGG escapades...or maybe not. Dan throws up. The end. Dave LMAO! That'll do...that'll do.
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I've NEVER had a hangover like that.
Alcohol does that. Travis [bleep]... I only drank like one, maybe one and a half Twelvers. That;s a normal 'party night' workload GFY again!!! With a rubber fist
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I've NEVER had a hangover like that.
Alcohol does that. Travis's [bleep]... I only drank like one, maybe one and a half Twelvers. That;s a normal 'party night' workload GFY again!!! With a rubber fist [bleep] Ouzo drinking Greek! Lay off the Ouzo between silos of natty lights. Natty' s are [bleep] corn beer and will give you a squash and the runs...Ouzo is for men....not inexperienced Greeks, but real Greeks! Butt [bleep] Fool! ....EVAH!!!!
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I've NEVER had a hangover like that.
Alcohol does that. Travis's [bleep]... I only drank like one, maybe one and a half Twelvers. That;s a normal 'party night' workload GFY again!!! With a rubber fist [bleep] Ouzo drinking Greek! Lay off the Ouzo between silos of natty lights. Natty' s are [bleep] corn beer and will give you a squash and the runs...Ouzo is for men....not inexperienced Greeks, but real Greeks! Butt [bleep] Fool! ....EVAH!!!! They call it ouzo because that's the sound you make when you puke it up. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GFY P
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120 ttsx 6.5x55 stopped by this 'chucker, That sucker looks pretty stout. How much did it weigh? about 325-350
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I'll just leave this here:
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That's really not weird enough for this thread, could you delete it please?
I am..........disturbed.
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I got really drunk one night in Dallas. When I woke up I was face down on the floor with my hips and lower legs still in bed. The commode was wrenched off the floor and shower rod ripped off the wall. Slept right thru it all and have no idea what happened. So help me God.
It took two days for my nose to get re-centered on my mug.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Sounds like you had a rip-roarin' good time!
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It's possible, but I have no recollection. One of my peers said I walked out to the pool in my skivvies and the girls were breathless. He might have been fibbin', likely was. In 'Nam his callsign was 'Joker'.
I am..........disturbed.
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