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I got really drunk one night in Dallas. When I woke up I was face down on the floor with my hips and lower legs still in bed. The commode was wrenched off the floor and shower rod ripped off the wall. Slept right thru it all and have no idea what happened. So help me God.
It took two days for my nose to get re-centered on my mug. Did I ever tell you about when I was married, and I woke up, got on the computer and started recalling the strangest dream which involved wiping my ass with newspaper type material? And I had an extreme case of itchy swamp ass? About 20 minutes later, the nosy ass bleeder enters the room and asks "Why is the toilet bowl filled with newspaper in the master bedroom?" I just looked confused and walked over there. Sure as my ass itched, the TP dispenser was empty, and there sat the newspaper on the sink with huge diagnal tears going through it in all directions. I wasn't real neat about it either. Big sheets of torn newspaper dangling out the sides of the bowl. I just blamed it on my son and told her to GFH. We're no longer married FYI. Travis PS-Good morning
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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What's the Statute of Limitations?...  For what? Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I never imagined I'd run across someone as batchitt crazy as me. Wow...small world.
How the phouc ya doin' today?
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I got really drunk one night in Dallas. When I woke up I was face down on the floor with my hips and lower legs still in bed. The commode was wrenched off the floor and shower rod ripped off the wall. Slept right thru it all and have no idea what happened. So help me God.
It took two days for my nose to get re-centered on my mug. I see no talk of a sore ass or sign of a note saying SURPRISE! Love, Carl. This is a good thing... I'm guessing the bleeder took all your cash and quietly slipped out while you were in mid-rant. Good times...................
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Did I ever tell you about when I was married, and I woke up, got on the computer and started recalling the strangest dream which involved wiping my ass with newspaper type material? And I had an extreme case of itchy swamp ass?
About 20 minutes later, the nosy ass bleeder enters the room and asks "Why is the toilet bowl filled with newspaper in the master bedroom?" I just looked confused and walked over there.
Sure as my ass itched, the TP dispenser was empty, and there sat the newspaper on the sink with huge diagnal tears going through it in all directions.
I wasn't real neat about it either. Big sheets of torn newspaper dangling out the sides of the bowl.
I just blamed it on my son and told her to GFH. We're no longer married FYI.
Travis
PS-Good morning
Thanks. That was beautiful, man. We used to call that an acid trip. I'm betting you left out the part about trying to [bleep] the Lucky Charms elf in the charms. He don't go for that schit, trust me. Thanks for that.
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I never imagined I'd run across someone as batchitt crazy as me. Wow...small world.
How the phouc ya doin' today? Pretty well. Ass itches, but other than that I'm good. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Thanks.
That was beautiful, man.
We used to call that an acid trip.
I'm betting you left out the part about trying to [bleep] the Lucky Charms elf in the charms.
He don't go for that schit, trust me.
Thanks for that.
Prude ass elves. Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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MF'ing Aviators! ![[Linked Image]](http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f115/fatjack34/aviators/aviators.jpg)
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du ma nhieu
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Ummm... Those aren't aviators.
Talk about a [bleep]' fail.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Ummm... Those aren't aviators.
Talk about a [bleep]' fail.
Travis Cut me some [bleep] husk guy....they would qualify as new school as opposed to old school...for Chrissake i am in the middle of a 48 hour pull and managed to scrounge these [bleep] things here at the [bleep] hole hell that is HQ- Manch-Vegas!
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du ma nhieu
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Cut me some [bleep] husk guy....they would qualify as new school as opposed to old school...for Chrissake i am in the middle of a 48 hour pull and managed to scrounge these [bleep] things here at the [bleep] hole hell that is HQ- Manch-Vegas! That's an awfully long winded way of stating you are a loser and do not own aviators. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Cut me some [bleep] husk guy....they would qualify as new school as opposed to old school...for Chrissake i am in the middle of a 48 hour pull and managed to scrounge these [bleep] things here at the [bleep] hole hell that is HQ- Manch-Vegas! That's an awfully long winded way of stating you are a loser and do not own aviators. Travis I digress...you are right. I am a shameful loser. FAIL
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MF'ing Aviators! epic fail hose dragger
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[bleep] me! Can't win for losing....[bleep] again!
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Aviators don't use designer frames. Their cold glare freezes the frames and the glasses fall apart.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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UPDATE: The wannabe loser imitation aviators I sported in an earlier picture have been tossed in the dumpster for the [bleep] bums to rummage. That's what I get for tossing on a pair of found gaylords in a pinch trying to be that guy///////FAIL!!!!
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Let me get this right,you put on a pair of aviators that you found,and now you throw them away in the trash where you found them.  AHHH, your from the state of confusion.
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Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
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Good point Elkhunternm....i should have mailed them to you NM cats as you are all [bleep] bottom feeders to begin with...
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Go buy some real sunglasses.
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INTERMISSION!!! Gettin' ready for work. Bless her...uh...heart. ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/muddler/Funnies/readyforwork.jpg)
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