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Originally Posted by fatjack34
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Sorry, even aviators can't save her with her hair that [bleep] up...


Exquisitely turdlike in all of his many manifestations!!

Resist much - obey little. Hayduke lives!

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Originally Posted by fatjack34
DD......is this the type of bird you operated with in VN?


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Most of the time, yes. Also flew guns for a spell, that's Snakes to the uninformed. Served my time in Hueys but any Scout or Gun pilot will tell you they'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother flyin' slicks. Took 176 hits in a Huey first tour one day, snatchin' a Scout crew that had been shot down in the A Shau. My puzzy still hurts...


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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If she knew me her mouth would be open.


Yep, and if you were married to her she would never shut it.


Yer right about that. Bitch looks like my Ex. Praise the Lord for the Ex part. Credit where it's due, she was smokin' hot...guys lined up from just north of Key West to Jacksonville wantin' a piece of that one. 80%er on most phases of the moon.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by DanAdair
Back to the work week.... Those logs ain't going to turn themselves into veneer.

You all go [bleep] yourselves. Rumor is we're working 12's all week.

So I'll bank a few


GFY Travis
GFY again Travis
GFY Dave
GFY Fatjack
Ingwe, you're sitll cool
BGG, GFY

See everybody next weekend smile


Wow fellas. Dan's going to work.

Guess I can move back from the edge of my seat now.


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Hey, [bleep] you elmer. Shove the forks of a Halligan up your ass.


ok, I googled it. Laffin.

P.S. Welcome to the fire SLM.


Thanks, I heard this was the thread where all the smart guys hung out.

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Originally Posted by DELGUE
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Sorry, even aviators can't save her with her hair that [bleep] up...


Good. Go get another beer while I use her mouth as a drain.


Dave


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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you can't make that [bleep] up!


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She could use something to eat.

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Originally Posted by SLM
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Hey, [bleep] you elmer. Shove the forks of a Halligan up your ass.


ok, I googled it. Laffin.

P.S. Welcome to the fire SLM.


Thanks, I heard this was the thread where all the smart guys hung out.


Hmm, just goes to show that you shouldn't believe all you hear.


These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Originally Posted by JSTUART
Hmm, just goes to show that you shouldn't believe all you hear.


Whatever, Russian.


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by JSTUART
Hmm, just goes to show that you shouldn't believe all you hear.


Whatever, Russian.


Travis


If I were I would be rich and selling hookers in New York!


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Originally Posted by JSTUART
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Hmm, just goes to show that you shouldn't believe all you hear.


Whatever, Russian.


Travis


If I were I would be rich and selling hookers in New York!


Got any for sale in NM?

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Is that a hooker?

I'll take it.


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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by JSTUART
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Originally Posted by wageslave
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Hey, [bleep] you elmer. Shove the forks of a Halligan up your ass.


ok, I googled it. Laffin.

P.S. Welcome to the fire SLM.


Thanks, I heard this was the thread where all the smart guys hung out.


Hmm, just goes to show that you shouldn't believe all you hear.
Why so arrogant after we brought Freedom to your people? We teach you English and give you pornography and this is how you repay us?

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Originally Posted by deflave
Is that a hooker?

I'll take it.


Travis


That is my Russian mail order bride. Got the idea from Maverick.

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Originally Posted by SLM
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If I were I would be rich and selling hookers in New York!


Got any for sale in NM?


You Yanks are an easy sell....I could make a killing with a pallet of bibles are a dozen hookers, Christ I pray to God that you lot open a half dozen military bases in Australia.
Hookers first, then bibles for those poor dumb saps that get the guilt trips....dressed up in a suit I would look like a rat with a gold tooth, add a two dollar piece of paper calling me Reverend and I could be the next Jimmy Swaggart.

And if I only targeted Yanks there is not a court in the land that would convict me.


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Originally Posted by JSTUART
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If I were I would be rich and selling hookers in New York!


Got any for sale in NM?


You Yanks are an easy sell....I could make a killing with a pallet of bibles are a dozen hookers, Christ I pray to God that you lot open a half dozen military bases in Australia.
Hookers first, then bibles for those poor dumb saps that get the guilt trips....dressed up in a suit I would look like a rat with a gold tooth, add a two dollar piece of paper calling me Reverend and I could be the next Jimmy Swaggart.

And if I only targeted Yanks there is not a court in the land that would convict me.


A simple yes or no would have been fine.

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So why don't you do it?

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Originally Posted by deflave
Is that a hooker?

I'll take it.


Travis


Naw, you would end up with the horrible Divine someting or other with the ju-ju lips...the one that gave the gobby to that idiot pommy actor Hugh Grant.


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