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I loose my cell on purpose sometimes...
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Ingwe, I thought all Jitterbugs came with velcro to stick to your shirt? Ouch... respect yer elders my friend. Jitterbug: Amplified Mobile Phone for Elderly ![[Linked Image]](http://www.buyamplifiedphones.com/prodimages/LargeImage/19102010241Jitterbug_Phone_L.gif)
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Ingwe, I thought all Jitterbugs came with velcro to stick to your shirt? It had one of those little epaulet things like you use so you dont lose your mittens....but I didnt hook it up... Oh......BTW........GFY Sam said I'll get stabbed in his A.O, so can I stay with you in April? I'll bring you some whiskey and .223 brass.
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...worth more than a 1000 words <hint> ![[Linked Image]](http://i745.photobucket.com/albums/xx98/NMHUNT/gemma_atkinson.jpg) She gives me a boner but damn she looks high maintenance.
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Just ask your wife where it is, they know all that sort of stuff.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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I was always kinda assuming GFY meant "good for you", having the honorable and virgin-like character I possess. ....something tells me I may have been a little off on my interpretation....
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Ingwe, I thought all Jitterbugs came with velcro to stick to your shirt? Ouch... respect yer elders my friend. Jitterbug: Amplified Mobile Phone for Elderly Dats a pretty sweet phone...mine is a flip phone too, but mine is more cooler...its got an antennae..... 
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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I was always kinda assuming GFY meant "good for you", having the honorable and virgin-like character I possess. ....something tells me I may have been a little off on my interpretation.... No, Tanner was being a smart-azz, so I gave him the old man response.....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Ingwe, I thought all Jitterbugs came with velcro to stick to your shirt? It had one of those little epaulet things like you use so you dont lose your mittens....but I didnt hook it up... Oh......BTW........GFY Sam said I'll get stabbed in his A.O, so can I stay with you in April? I'll bring you some whiskey and .223 brass. This is just a ploy to get to meet the beautiful stepdaughters....GFY
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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You all want to see if it still works...CBS is airing The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show here on the east side......Farkcing Saaaaaaaammmmoooooooooke show!
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du ma nhieu
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You all want to see if it still works...CBS is airing The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show here on the east side......Farkcing Saaaaaaaammmmoooooooooke show! Holy Christ- I just flicked it on.... I'll be back in an hour or so...
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I just want to hang out with the man, your step daughters are outta my league.
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Sorry Poobah....back to your phone....dropped mine at Logan a few weeks back and had it run over....screen spidered into a million pieces. Pissed my [bleep] off. Try calling it...
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du ma nhieu
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I just want to hang out with the man, your step daughters are outta my league. Nice try...too late to suck up.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Greek-O...are you serious? You banged a big bagged freak in the sheets from that bar? Mad Man! Oh, I knew her before that. Travis was off flirting with a cute little blonde canadian chick, and Jason was drinking Yaegerbombs on the deck. I pretty much ignored her high drama ass, and was flirting with a few different Canadian chicks when SOMEBODY said it was time to bail because his mangina was sore. So we went to the Bulldog to watch football highlights until Travis got done with his flirt. But yes, she was a smoking hot little hippy girl, with HUGE fake tits that her sugar daddy bought. I sent pics to anyone that I knew, who wasn't married. Unfortunately, I never backed any of them up, and she deleted them all off my phone when she was busy texting all my co-workers that I got herpes from [bleep] my cousin. Truly a 200 proof crazy bitch... This is a woman that after we split went to jail for sending her next BF/FB to the hospital, then CPS took away her kids. Truly GREAT sex... I would've quit that psycho after a couple weeks. BUT DUDE!!! Man Card... GFY's
I'm Irish...
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Dan, if you ever found one that wasn't crazy, could you recognize her? 
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Even if he recognized her, he prolly wouldn't want her. Moth to the flame, and all that.
Exquisitely turdlike in all of his many manifestations!!
Resist much - obey little. Hayduke lives!
"30-06 guys don't worry about schit 'cause 30-06 guys don't worry....." 16bore
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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K... them VS chicks still don't have it compared to the most classic modern beauty. ![[Linked Image]](http://cdn.24.co.za/files/Cms/General/d/2064/6efb86d7092649faa837098aee736412.jpg)
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Dave,
What a wonderful joy it is to congratulate you on your upcoming nuptials.
Your journey of discovery into the depths of love with your life partner makes my heart sing with gladness.
Please, take some advise from this devoted pastor with years of experience in the counseling of couples.
1. During this blissful engagement period, find yourself an Engaged Encounter Group to join. The rewards will be bountiful.
2. Join a Marriage Encounter Group ASAP after you 2 are joined in matrimony.
This will give you both a jump start into each others goals dreams and expectations.
3. Promise Keepers needs you. Let them teach you how to get beyond being a drunk, selfish, dick and show you that being a servant of you wife, will get you no where.
In closing, stay pure. The waiting and longing will only strengthen your bond.
Be worthy of that white tux, you horny player.
If you have ANY questions or just need to talk to someone after a tough day, call Jeff-O.
He doesn't do schit and has lots of time. Me? I'm pretty busy.
Blessings
Wageslave
Have Dog
Will Travel
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