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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Ya, and Jacque, howz they hangin' this AM?

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He's passed out,and his butt hurts. grin


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I am relieved that has been clarified, but admit it would not have occurred to refer to you as Mrs Cock. Really.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Ya, and Jacque, howz they hangin' this AM?

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He's passed out,and his butt hurts. grin


This is the stuff of legend right here. So help me...gotta go tape up my ribs...

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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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smile You need relief so I'm gonna refrain from smart a** comments for the next 5 minutes or so till your ribs are taped. smile


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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by SLM
Hey BGG, don't leave us hanging. I'm kinda getting that feeling when you turn around in the bar and your mouthy buddy is warming up the truck.


I'm here!

I'm never the first one out the door. Might be asleep in a booth, (but not in NM 'cause that's agin the law) but never the first one to the truck.

Put the kids to bed, got a hot new spot to take the boy to tomorrow an try and call in a dog.
I went Friday and Saturday and all that happens is the coyotes bark at me and then they are gone. Going to use the DigitalDan method,going to BARK BACK at them,when the call gets here.

Good luck BGG and to your son also. smile


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OK, I'm back.

Who wants to volunteer to say a few words in honor of Elmer?

I'll start the ball rollin' here:

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A hemorrhoid sufferer, FJ,
By mistake grabbed a tube of Ben-Gay.
He inserted its tip,
Did a quick double flip,
And remarked, "Man, this isn't my day!"


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I have yet to do that to a dog whose response was not either abject terror or so mystified it was clueless on how to respond. For a moment or two anyway.

But when you do it, you got to be really sincere. BE the Lead Dog!


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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by fatjack34
Tuner you trick skiing butt munch! I asked a serious question and get nothing?

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Sorry [bleep] stick, she's a few younger than I am.


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16 will get you 20 sir.

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Well there goes any appetite for Breakfast, geesh.

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Originally Posted by podunk89
16 will get you 20 sir.
GFY.

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Originally Posted by podunk89
16 will get you 20 sir.


Not in Florida.


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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
OK, I'm back.

Who wants to volunteer to say a few words in honor of Elmer?

I'll start the ball rollin' here:

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A hemorrhoid sufferer, FJ,
By mistake grabbed a tube of Ben-Gay.
He inserted its tip,
Did a quick double flip,
And remarked, "Man, this isn't my day!"


FJ,
Jesus wept.


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That was touching. -sniff-

Does J have rhoids too?

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OK Wankers...its Monday morning, Ive got my coffee, Im trying to wake up...dont know what for...I'm OFF for the next two weeks laugh

Must suck to be you guys, except Tuner, or to have rhoids...I had them once a few years ago and was out fishing, had to jettison some cargo and found where a grizzly had taken a dump right next to the stream. I deposited a bloody one on top of his...just to let him know who was boss, next time he checked his territory.

I have no doubt he was impressed...


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Boy howdy.
Sumbitch invented them.


FJ needs to learn the pleasure of pain..............


Don't ask how I know this................





P.S. she went by Cockslayer.........ouch. In a good way. laugh


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OK Wankers...its Monday morning, Ive got my coffee, Im trying to wake up...dont know what for...I'm OFF for the next two weeks laugh

Must suck to be you guys, except Tuner, or to have rhoids...I had them once a few years ago and was out fishing, had to jettison some cargo and found where a grizzly had taken a dump right next to the stream. I deposited a bloody one on top of his...just to let him know who was boss, next time he checked his territory.

I have no doubt he was impressed...


1. [bleep] you. You suck. I'm working.
2. Nice, I'm laughin.

Thanks your Turdlikiness.


P.S. is it still a turd if it's a bloody, runny, shat on top o' grizzly one?


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Morning all.

How's life treating you today elmer?

DD, you still coughing up a lung?

'slave glad you could find time for us again you selfish [bleep].

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Morning Sunshine.
I been fishing my bass off.
I am smoking feesh, while at work today......
I will be back feeshing tomorrow........if I am alive and am not in the drunk tank, dead from bad snapper disease or [bleep] with the wrong Mayan.


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Working today too. WTF!!!

Fishing been good I take it?

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