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WTF grows up to be an ass doctor? When they tell them you can be a pediatrician and make 200,000 or an assman and go 750,000.
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the rhoids....weren't rhoids this time...SURPRISE! Sooooooo, what were they? A long building deep periRectal abscess! [bleep] thing was huge. If you are twisted...search you tube for abscess....you will get the point. Doc drained about a Litre or rancid puss from abscess cavity...no wonder it has hurt to [bleep] for he last month or so and I have been constipated! Sonofabitch! I inserted a bulbous drain to fill,the cavity and left it open to drain. Hospital dope is still the best [bleep] EVAH! Hoping to get cu loose tomorrow. Bizarre end to 2012 and Bizarre beginning to 2013. Sonofabitch! EVAH!!!
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du ma nhieu
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WTF grows up to be an ass doctor? High lives are hitting home. What I meant to say was how does one choose to go into ass doctory over other fields? Calling?
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Gotcha 'slave was slow on the uptake. Gonna watch the new season of Dual Survival with the kids.
JHC FJ, glad you're better. I don't ever want to hear about that chit again. I am afraid to schit.
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Get well soon FJ! 
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the rhoids....weren't rhoids this time...SURPRISE! Sooooooo, what were they? A long building deep periRectal abscess! [bleep] thing was huge. If you are twisted...search you tube for abscess....you will get the point. Doc drained about a Litre or rancid puss from abscess cavity...no wonder it has hurt to [bleep] for he last month or so and I have been constipated! Sonofabitch! I inserted a bulbous drain to fill,the cavity and left it open to drain. Hospital dope is still the best [bleep] EVAH! Hoping to get cu loose tomorrow. Bizarre end to 2012 and Bizarre beginning to 2013. Sonofabitch! EVAH!!! Sweet fancy Moses! Stop sitting on your ass all day and you won't have ass puss problems. Sonofabitch! GFY. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Dude. Glad you got it handled. No firehouse duty for a bit, I bet. You have to wear a pad?  Get well.
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shhhhh
You'll get the wolf loving phaggots to start posting on here! You could auck their dick and make a few bucks. Win/win. Travis I don't know what aucking is. Is that a nautical term? Are you at least going to stop eating for this coming season? "Aye-aye" will suffice for a response. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Thanks boys.....pretty doped up and lovin it!
Flave....love you too man...there, I said it first...all you can same is " me too"
[bleep] A' EVAH!
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A litre? Seriously?
Didn't happen without pics.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Damn! An abscess in the recess...
Think I'll go on a protein shake diet for awhile.
Hope you're outta there and recovered pronto, FJ.
Oh, and DON'T GFY for awhile!
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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Thanks boys.....pretty doped up and lovin it!
Flave....love you too man...there, I said it first...all you can same is " me too"
[bleep] A' EVAH!
I was gonna go with 'ditto', but I was scared BGG would cry for two pages. Travis
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Damn! An abscess in the recess...
Think I'll go on a protein shake diet for awhile.
Hope you're outta there and recovered pronto, FJ.
Oh, and DON'T GFY for awhile! Heresy. Dave
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Dude. Glad you got it handled. No firehouse duty for a bit, I bet. You have to wear a pad? Get well. Ass Tampon in place....special,ordering a load from NM contingency....Bent Tampon commemoratives !
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I looked up your symptoms in the Medical Journal, fj.
It sez one way to prevent a rectal abscess: stop being queer and using bulbous devices....
(Hope ur okay)
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On the way,my treat!
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A litre? Seriously?
Didn't happen without pics.
Travis God, NO pics! And it's liter, not litre, you Rman/JStuart wannabe! GFY, in your Canadian/European/English wannabe, inflamed ass!
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A litre? Seriously?
Didn't happen without pics.
Travis FEDEx'ed it to the only dude named Travis Poindexter Smedley listed in Have-errrrrr. Look for a duct taped mason jar.
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Dude. Glad you got it handled. No firehouse duty for a bit, I bet. You have to wear a pad? Get well. Ass Tampon in place....special,ordering a load from NM contingency....Bent Tampon commemoratives ! All you need now is a purse. P.S. JK
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Dude. Glad you got it handled. No firehouse duty for a bit, I bet. You have to wear a pad? Get well. Ass Tampon in place....special,ordering a load from NM contingency....Bent Tampon commemoratives ! Recycled ok?
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