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Hey Sam, you get anything outta [bleep] Gandalf?
I'm [bleep] stranded dude. Once the sun comes up I'll have a better idea, but it's not bueno up here.
Edit to add:
I've lived on the west side Ace, I'm familiar with the weather patterns. You got it cake. Gruff, it looks like a good 'dusting', maybe an inch or two. Didn't start snowing until sometime after 3AM though so it's just getting going here. Radar shows the big counter-clockwise swirl.
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And if she asked you to put a sangwhich bag in your mouth so she cold [bleep] in the bag....would you? What's the bag for? I wouldn't want to choke. Speaking of bags, my BIL was walking past their loveseat which was occupied at the time by their Great Dane and noticed a Walmart sack. He grabbed it to throw it away, but soon learned that the other end was still IN THE DOG'S HINEY! A quick tug produced, from reports, a possible EPIC (I'll have to wait for Adair-approval) stream of poop! Once gagging subsided the loveseat was ceremoniously tossed outside (he's pretty big) and set alight. I know call that dog, even though its a female, Fatjack.
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[quote=SLM]
If only I could BD, if only I could. I've afraid most of what I've got would overpenetrate. BEsides, how does one aim for a front shoulder on a snow drift? H.E.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I lack a fever. but the antibiotics gave me the screaming schits. Take some Probiotics or acidopholous tablets for your ravaged gut BGG. Everyone says eat yogurt but you can't eat enough of the stuff to replace your intestinal flora. For the rest of you wankers, good morning and think more happy thoughts! Snowed like a bish here last night... I like. David
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Wind driven snow really sucks balls. When you need to start plugging [bleep] in at night, that sucks harder. Is Ace in the snow belt or does snow dare not fall in The Land of Adair?
It snowed 6" here sometime before I got up. I looked out the window and farted, then scratched my balls. Now if I was a drama queen from the Flatlands I'd still be telling you how EPIC it was. But then, it snows here... Theres a fancy term for how moisture falls as it rises in elevation and comes to a peak when it hits the CTD. Then it just gets cold and windy and Travis grows a Giner. 6" on the east side is 18" over here.... And that's what she said. The same Travis that has to pull your animals off the prairie after you ace it? Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Wind driven snow really sucks balls. When you need to start plugging [bleep] in at night, that sucks harder. Is Ace in the snow belt or does snow dare not fall in The Land of Adair?
It snowed 6" here sometime before I got up. I looked out the window and farted, then scratched my balls. Now if I was a drama queen from the Flatlands I'd still be telling you how EPIC it was. But then, it snows here... Theres a fancy term for how moisture falls as it rises in elevation and comes to a peak when it hits the CTD. Then it just gets cold and windy and Travis grows a Giner. 6" on the east side is 18" over here.... And that's what she said. The same Travis that has to pull your animals off the prairie after you ace it? Travis bazinga
MAGA
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Wind driven snow really sucks balls. When you need to start plugging [bleep] in at night, that sucks harder. Is Ace in the snow belt or does snow dare not fall in The Land of Adair?
It snowed 6" here sometime before I got up. I looked out the window and farted, then scratched my balls. Now if I was a drama queen from the Flatlands I'd still be telling you how EPIC it was. But then, it snows here... Theres a fancy term for how moisture falls as it rises in elevation and comes to a peak when it hits the CTD. Then it just gets cold and windy and Travis grows a Giner. 6" on the east side is 18" over here.... And that's what she said. The same Travis that has to pull your animals off the prairie after you ace it? Travis But can you wear out a puzzy?
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Kindness invites abuse du ma nhieu
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Greek-O......you promised pictures! Don't give us this bullshitt about small town America. [bleep] that [bleep]! Snap some pictures of this horse faced wench and be done with it! Now that will be EPIC!
Worst case scenario....she sends an EPIC left hurdling your way....duck!
I am not wanting to feel the feelings I have creeping in....feelings that these pumps are as real as the tooth fairy....
Sonofabitch!
Kindness invites abuse du ma nhieu
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Elmer, the doc going to be able to pull the tube out of your ass soon?
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Gotta be a 223AI in there somewhere. GWB
A Kill Artist. When I draw, I draw blood.
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You sir, are not Mensa certified to give that approval. I am waiting for the proper authority's report once the investigation of the potential epic-ness is complete. lewej szczepionki
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Campfire Oracle
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I am Mensa certified to determine epic-ness....whaddaya need done?
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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See this: Speaking of bags, my BIL was walking past their loveseat which was occupied at the time by their Great Dane and noticed a Walmart sack. He grabbed it to throw it away, but soon learned that the other end was still IN THE DOG'S HINEY! A quick tug produced, from reports, a possible EPIC (I'll have to wait for Adair-approval) stream of poop! Once gagging subsided the loveseat was ceremoniously tossed outside (he's pretty big) and set alight. I know call that dog, even though its a female, Fatjack.
Does a stream of liquified dog poop coming out of a Great Dane onto a cloth covered loveseat due to removal of a Walmart sack from the anus fit? Is the size of stream, distance of trajectory, or quantity of 'product' a determining factor?
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Campfire Oracle
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Quantity of product is a definite determining factor, but everything else is in place for fulfilling the criteria for 'epic'. Ordinarily any dump a Great Dane takes is of epic proportions, therefore I grant this episode official "EPIC" status....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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I am Mensa certified to determine epic-ness....whaddaya need done? Hey ingweiner, if I got a 4.0 at college, does that qualify me to own a MENSA member's Randall?
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You are already on the 'short list' Tuner...but you gotta finish college first, and a 4.0 would be nice....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Quantity of product is a definite determining factor, but everything else is in place for fulfilling the criteria for 'epic'. Ordinarily any dump a Great Dane takes is of epic proportions, therefore I grant this episode official "EPIC" status.... The Poobah has spoken. So let it be written, so let it be done!!! Clyde
The liberal mind is an endless black hole of stupidity.
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Campfire Oracle
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Oh...and drop the 'ingweiner'...
Just sayin.....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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You are already on the 'short list' Tuner...but you gotta finish college first, and a 4.0 would be nice.... Sorry, Travis and BGG told me to call you that. Guess that rules them out? A 4.0 all the way throughout may be insurmountable (see that big word?), but one semester is good enough.
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