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I am Mensa certified to determine epic-ness....whaddaya need done?  Hey ingweiner, if I got a 4.0 at college, does that qualify me to own a MENSA member's Randall? Hey, I thought you were out of the running for the Randall. Didn't you oogle over Ingwe's daughters? Did you just get your eyes slapped or did you have to offer up your first born to get back in Ingwe's good graces? Clyde
The liberal mind is an endless black hole of stupidity.
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I lack a fever. but the antibiotics gave me the screaming schits. Take some Probiotics or acidopholous tablets for your ravaged gut BGG. Everyone says eat yogurt but you can't eat enough of the stuff to replace your intestinal flora. For the rest of you wankers, good morning and think more happy thoughts! Snowed like a bish here last night... ![[Linked Image]](http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss45/thmsbrownlee/ALT/46cb7a5d295f3.jpg) Doesn't look like a John to me, must have used one helluva surgeon...
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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You are already on the 'short list' Tuner...but you gotta finish college first, and a 4.0 would be nice.... Sorry, Travis and BGG told me to call you that. Guess that rules them out? A 4.0 all the way throughout may be insurmountable (see that big word?), but one semester is good enough. 4.0 the whole way through would be nice, not just during the semester you took basketweaving and skiing... 'insurmountable' is a definite brownie point word though...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Quantity of product is a definite determining factor, but everything else is in place for fulfilling the criteria for 'epic'. Ordinarily any dump a Great Dane takes is of epic proportions, therefore I grant this episode official "EPIC" status.... The Poobah has spoken. So let it be written, so let it be done!!! Clyde And so it came to pass...
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You are already on the 'short list' Tuner...but you gotta finish college first, and a 4.0 would be nice.... Sorry, Travis and BGG told me to call you that. Guess that rules them out? A 4.0 all the way throughout may be insurmountable (see that big word?), but one semester is good enough. Maybe with that 4.0 you could join Mensa? Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Why do you guys keep misspelling menses?
Why do guys want menses?
MAGA
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I heard it enhances your imagination by 100%.
Are you still snowed in? Do you have High Life? Do I need to chain up all four and deliver some Copenhagen?
I've nothing else to do tonight, so let me know.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I'd peg Tanner for being a NAMBLA member rather than MENSA.
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And if she asked you to put a sangwhich bag in your mouth so she cold [bleep] in the bag....would you? What's the bag for? I wouldn't want to choke. Speaking of bags, my BIL was walking past their loveseat which was occupied at the time by their Great Dane and noticed a Walmart sack. He grabbed it to throw it away, but soon learned that the other end was still IN THE DOG'S HINEY! A quick tug produced, from reports, a possible EPIC (I'll have to wait for Adair-approval) stream of poop! Once gagging subsided the loveseat was ceremoniously tossed outside (he's pretty big) and set alight. I know call that dog, even though its a female, Fatjack. If I hadn't done my bidness a short while ago I woulda chitt my pants laughin' at that. As it is I only cracked three ribs, my right wrist (from poundin' the desk) and destroyed a keyboard (missed the desk). I suffer from dry eye most days, but not now. God loves Great Danes. I dunno why. BD
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Elmer, the doc going to be able to pull the tube out of your ass soon?
Why yes, yes he is! Hopefully we get this bitch sewn up on Tuesday morning...cowboy style! Biting a bullet when he reefs the mushroom out of the hole! Sonofabitch!
Kindness invites abuse
du ma nhieu
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You can run, but you'll just die tired.
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Elmer, the doc going to be able to pull the tube out of your ass soon?
Why yes, yes he is! Hopefully we get this bitch sewn up on Tuesday morning...cowboy style! Biting a bullet when he reefs the mushroom out of the hole! Sonofabitch! Flapjack, what is the celebratory when one gets said tube yanked from ones azz? Hang in there bud, we're rootin' for ya! R.
You can run, but you'll just die tired.
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I'm not Ace Adair, therefore I am unqualified for either NAMBLA or Mensa.
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R......it actually is a couple degrees left of the old brown eye....the celebration lies in the ability to take a hearty soft serve and not have a huge project on the clean up! Yaaaaaaaaaafukcinghooooooooooo
Kindness invites abuse
du ma nhieu
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I'm not Ace Adair, therefore I am unqualified for either NAMBLA or Mensa. You might could make Mensa...but you are not nearly twisted enough... You are twisted enough for NAMBLA, but you got to be on the 'Lunatic Fringe' for Mensa. Don't ax me how I know....
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Ass puss, tubes in the brown eye, Mensa, Nambla. I liked this thread when it was still on track with the womens pictures. Or at least lets talk AI.(Awesome Ingwe)
Sheesh.
Clyde
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And if she asked you to put a sangwhich bag in your mouth so she cold [bleep] in the bag....would you? What's the bag for? I wouldn't want to choke. Speaking of bags, my BIL was walking past their loveseat which was occupied at the time by their Great Dane and noticed a Walmart sack. He grabbed it to throw it away, but soon learned that the other end was still IN THE DOG'S HINEY! A quick tug produced, from reports, a possible EPIC (I'll have to wait for Adair-approval) stream of poop! Once gagging subsided the loveseat was ceremoniously tossed outside (he's pretty big) and set alight. I know call that dog, even though its a female, Fatjack. If I hadn't done my bidness a short while ago I woulda chitt my pants laughin' at that. As it is I only cracked three ribs, my right wrist (from poundin' the desk) and destroyed a keyboard (missed the desk). I suffer from dry eye most days, but not now. God loves Great Danes. I dunno why. BD His delivery wass better when I got the story in person as the offended loveseat was still smoking in the yard! You heading to the 'Glades soon?  http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-python-hunt-launched-curb-slithering-population/story?id=18187452
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Why do you guys keep misspelling menses?
Why do guys want menses? That is kinda strange, to each their own I guess.
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Finally, all those Judge owners can validate their purchase.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Why do you guys keep misspelling menses?
Why do guys want menses? Scared of the left jab... I need a status update. Or I'm chainin' up and headin' your way. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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