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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Why do you guys keep misspelling menses?

Why do guys want menses?


Scared of the left jab...

I need a status update. Or I'm chainin' up and headin' your way.


Travis



He is busy trying to figure out how to keep his High Life warm.

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Laughin'...

Gun shop had one of those Kahr manufactured Thompsons. I am crumbling...


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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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It is fairly [bleep]' nasty out!


Hope nobody's keyboard froze up......grin


Just poured a Dirty Bird Ice Tea, my vag got a little case of frostbite....

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You should buy one.

I just woke up from a nap. grin

More snow has drifted in since I busted my way out to the road this morning. Son was miffed he didn't get to come along. So here in a bit I'm off to try again. God Bless the Power Wagon.

There's still no point in shoveling anything, wind will just fill it back in. And I don't the the tractor is on the table yet. Will take a day of bucketwork to get a path to the barn, house, and driveway cleared.

I'm indulging in some warm High lives and Wii with the kiddos.


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Originally Posted by pointer
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Originally Posted by pointer
Originally Posted by fatjack34
And if she asked you to put a sangwhich bag in your mouth so she cold [bleep] in the bag....would you?
What's the bag for? I wouldn't want to choke.

Speaking of bags, my BIL was walking past their loveseat which was occupied at the time by their Great Dane and noticed a Walmart sack. He grabbed it to throw it away, but soon learned that the other end was still IN THE DOG'S HINEY! A quick tug produced, from reports, a possible EPIC (I'll have to wait for Adair-approval) stream of poop! Once gagging subsided the loveseat was ceremoniously tossed outside (he's pretty big) and set alight. I know call that dog, even though its a female, Fatjack.


If I hadn't done my bidness a short while ago I woulda chitt my pants laughin' at that. As it is I only cracked three ribs, my right wrist (from poundin' the desk) and destroyed a keyboard (missed the desk). I suffer from dry eye most days, but not now. God loves Great Danes. I dunno why.

BD
His delivery wass better when I got the story in person as the offended loveseat was still smoking in the yard!

You heading to the 'Glades soon? wink

http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-python-hunt-launched-curb-slithering-population/story?id=18187452



No 'Glades for me, heading out to Arizona in a few days though. I don't figure snake wrasslin' to be much sport in the cool months of the year. Mostly in dens and lethargic. Some things in dens are not lethargic this time of year. I ain't stickin' my hand in a den for anything, any time down here unless it's been cleared with a 1/4# of plastic first.

I ain't a puzzy, just hate having to bite the heads off of chitt that's gnawing on my hand 'cause it always tastes chitty.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

There's still no point in shoveling anything, wind will just fill it back in.

I'm indulging in some warm High lives and Wii with the kiddos.


And people ask why I love him.


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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This is when it was nice this morning, total Ace white-out a couple hours later.


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Laughin' my ass off at that, Sam.

Ace would be sun-tanning in that schit. Suck it up.

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Ace would give fido a left jab and wear his ass out.

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Travis.....Deflave.....Snowman.....Dave....David....JHC....

....baaaaaa.....baaaaaaa.....baaaaaaa.... I am your sheep and you are my shepherd.

Ruger New Blackhawk.....wait for it.....wait for it..... .44 SPL.

Surprise!

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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

There's still no point in shoveling anything, wind will just fill it back in.

I'm indulging in some warm High lives and Wii with the kiddos.


And people ask why I love him.


Travis


New plan.

Get half loaded and make enough trips up and down the driveway I pound down a trough.


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Sam, 50mph winds are 700mph winds west of the divide. Just so you know.

You have such a giner you probably couldn't get an antelope out of the hunting fields.


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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff

There's still no point in shoveling anything, wind will just fill it back in.

I'm indulging in some warm High lives and Wii with the kiddos.


And people ask why I love him.


Travis


New plan.

Get half loaded and make enough trips up and down the driveway I pound down a trough.


You just PM me if you need anything buddy. I'm here for you.


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Flapjack,

If that thing is anything like mine, it will be shootin' very tight with very little effort. Without a doubt one of the easiest shooting revolvers I've ever shot.


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Sammy-Boy.....is snow machines as big out your was as it is back my way? Dudes always heading north to Pittsburg and Canadian border to run the trails.


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Originally Posted by deflave
Flapjack,

If that thing is anything like mine, it will be shootin' very tight with very little effort. Without a doubt one of the easiest shooting revolvers I've ever shot.


Travis


I knew you would not steer me wrong!


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Originally Posted by fatjack34
Travis.....Deflave.....Snowman.....Dave....David....JHC....

....baaaaaa.....baaaaaaa.....baaaaaaa.... I am your sheep and you are my shepherd.

Ruger New Blackhawk.....wait for it.....wait for it..... .44 SPL.

Surprise!

[Linked Image]


WOOF! WOOF! my new safe.


[Linked Image]

Don't worry. I'm gonna bolt it to the floor.


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'slave,

What's that long barreled Blackhawk? I like those long black ones.


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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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DUde I've always wanted to shoot one of those carbines.


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Originally Posted by deflave
'slave,

What's that long barreled Blackhawk? I like those long black ones.


Travis



Once you try black, you never go back...


"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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