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Gotta go and bring my hound, Giblets, in for some play and then catch up on some reading. You guys have a goodnight!


It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...

Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.

Stupidity has no average...
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I am amused. Also in a nice warm bed. Night.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Evening Gents - I see Fat Jack has made sure I wasn't missed while I peddled snake oil.

Some Rodney Dangerfield, it's been a while...




My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." So, I went over... Nobody was home!

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off.

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, "Why?"
He said, "Because you came home early."

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; Why... Just last night she called me from Chicago.

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with.

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Where is everybody this morning?


Heres a wake -up...

Good morning gentlemen.

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WTF? Shes at the beach, why the jacket?


“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Because,
A. She has freckles.
B. to cover her T!TS.

Thanks,
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Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by fatjack34
Originally Posted by ingwe
Would a Margarita have enough Vitamin C to stave off the flu???

Inquiring minds...


Depends on the amount of lime juice....I say yes...but it would behoove you to have a few just to be safe...


Dats what I was thinkin'...


A little class to spruce up the place...

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Originally Posted by Tanner
It's in a PM, but since you wear a bigger hat I will foresake his dibs and put you in the will.


This is war.

You done [bleep] with the wrong Marine!


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Sucks to be you...



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Kinda funny.
I gave him exactly the same line a couple days ago about the 243ai in a PM.



P.S. that means I won.



GFY.


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P.S.S. FYI, I already have a 243ai.
This means......it sucks to be YOU.




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First to send me snatch shots wins.

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Good morning heathens.


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I thought this was all about 223AIs...


"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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FU.
This is war.
Native American tribal member politically correct pronunciation of Indiangiver.

Go spit on your Johnson.


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I'm gonna shoot some 223AI today....


I enjoy handguns and I really like shotguns,...but I love rifles!
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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Good morning heathens.


Morning gruff.


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