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Campfire Outfitter
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Gotta go and bring my hound, Giblets, in for some play and then catch up on some reading. You guys have a goodnight!
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am amused. Also in a nice warm bed. Night.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Regular
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Evening Gents - I see Fat Jack has made sure I wasn't missed while I peddled snake oil.
Some Rodney Dangerfield, it's been a while...
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." So, I went over... Nobody was home!
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off.
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, "Why?" He said, "Because you came home early."
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.
I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; Why... Just last night she called me from Chicago.
My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with.
David
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Where is everybody this morning? Heres a wake -up... Good morning gentlemen.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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WTF? Shes at the beach, why the jacket?
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Because, A. She has freckles. B. to cover her T!TS.
Thanks, Ingwe
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Would a Margarita have enough Vitamin C to stave off the flu???
Inquiring minds... Depends on the amount of lime juice....I say yes...but it would behoove you to have a few just to be safe... Dats what I was thinkin'... A little class to spruce up the place... Hot.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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It's in a PM, but since you wear a bigger hat I will foresake his dibs and put you in the will. This is war. You done [bleep] with the wrong Marine!
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Sucks to be you...
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Kinda funny. I gave him exactly the same line a couple days ago about the 243ai in a PM.
P.S. that means I won.
GFY.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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P.S.S. FYI, I already have a 243ai. This means......it sucks to be YOU.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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First to send me snatch shots wins.
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Campfire Ranger
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MAGA
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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I thought this was all about 223AIs...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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FU. This is war. Native American tribal member politically correct pronunciation of Indiangiver.
Go spit on your Johnson.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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I'm gonna shoot some 223AI today....
I enjoy handguns and I really like shotguns,...but I love rifles!
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Have Dog
Will Travel
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